Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

[takethatlady]

The (updated) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). Horse-riding and other dangerous activities are also actively encouraged.

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. If you're a midwife, you can even get other midwives to furkle for you

Keep us up to date with gossip!

*

Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

Morning - am in a slightly less murderous mood this morning . Thanks for the support, and for recognising that it's not my hormones making me over-sensitive, but it is in fact OH being more annoying than normal! He just did a string of irritating things and has been a bit selfish of late. Not in a serious way, just enough to tip me over the edge but that could be due to PMT after all.

TTL hope the test eases your fears. You really should get shares in the company. Possibly even a loyalty card?

Can't scroll back the page to see who wrote it, (Dyna?) but very funny about teasing your OH about 1-2 meaning the number of beans. Can't wait till you show him one that says 3-4

Didn't mean to post yet!

BB no I dont' venture on to that thread as I hardly understood it, but as I'm skiving working from home, will go and investigate.

Hope all other viroids are doing well. Eskarina hope you feel better, and Truffkin come back into the fold! It's fun and fertile in here :)

Sticky thoughts to the BFP and Babydust to the rest.

TTL 7+4 - I can't believe there is something I don't know but does that mean 7 weeks 4 days? If so, when do you count from.

Well, my grammer had left the building!

crikey BB just read that thread. TTF I'm on this one is all I can say!

vallinnapod - am appalled at your apparent lack of studying of all things PG related. Must try harder. .

Nervous I don't know which thread you mean , I'm not in with the abbreviations

I'm on the BESH thread and think it was all abit unnecessary. It's TTC - people are going to get pregnant and move on and new people are going to come in - look at this lovely thread - everyone's so welcoming, can you imagine treating other people like that?! I'm sticking around on it though - I like the ones who are left ( I liked the ones who've decided to leave too, but think they are over-reacting).

TTL you'll be fine, fine, fine - With DD I didn't have any symptoms at all for the whole pregnancy. it's not a bad thing (ask nomorechoc!)

Thanks ladies. Yep, it means 7 weeks 4 days :)

I'm going for cheapy Tesco tests now, since the Clearblue went 3+. If that means 3+ babies I'm done for !

Yep weeks and days since start of last period. So 8+3 (and whingy toddler) here today! (or 6+2 since stealth shag )

I've looked in on those BESHs a couple of times and always come away feeling confused. Recalling seeing Truffkin over there I believe (arranges heavies to kidnap Truff and bring her back to the mantalness fold ).

Feel better hugs for Nervous and Josie, Yay hugs for BFP viroids and hugs for anyone else wanting one too.

TTL you're upduff girlie. Get used to it and be very thankful for those days you feel fine. I've been getting worse over the last week or so. Am busy shoveling food in my face as I type because by about 2pm I'll be back in bed unable to look a piece of toast in the eye.

This one Josie

Nomore had forgotten about the stealth shag .

OMG I've been following this thread in chat for the last couple of days. And as my eye passed over the start of this thread just now, I've just realised that she's one of the original viroids. Back from before viroids were viroids!

Oh sorry hope it's not to depressing for those of you who've been here from the start.

NMCB - it makes me - in a good way. Yay, onlywantsone but where the bloody hell have those weeks gone?! Sheesh kebab, I am wishing my life away!

Still, doesn't stop me...am solely focused on my next scan on Tues! Bad me

NoMore I've just spent ages reading that, it's really exciting! Thought there'd be babies at the end, didn't realise it was so recent, thought I'd missed it all

Me too Josie. Really must focus on work

nomore you do make me laugh.

I am upduffed I am upduffed I am upduffed

I have never seen the BESH thread before but it's awful that it has gone so mental. I don't know owl but I feel awful for her. What was their problem? I couldn't work it out? And what does BESH actually stand for? (I'm assuming it isn't Barren Evil S[omething] Hags really, or if it is it was meant in a different spirit than some of those ladies meant it?)

TTL I've only gleaned information from others asking the same question. But far as I can tell, it does indeed stand for Barren Evil Selfish Hags, and is a pop at some Daily Mail article which, I assume, made reference to people leaving TTC until my age sometime in their 30s.

Frankly every time I've popped in I've found it funny but quite exclusatory (made up word) and despite being in my late 30s have not felt clever qualified enough to join.

Been at dentist again today. Final filling, yeah, but once again have inoperative muscles. Cups of tea are going everywhere. Going back in a fortnight to see about getting these

Ooh how exciting nervous. You will be eminently shaggable with a new film star smile, like this one:

Ah, now I understand the BESH thing. Sad it went down a bit of an angry line.

They need to come on this thread for a bit and go nuts chill out :)

Poor Nervous, hope you manage to drink at least one cup of tea without it spilling on you!

Everything is very exciting on here at the moment, jealous of all the JSing going on (DH not been feeling well, so not a whiff of it here). Very impressed at all the stickiness so far too

TTL indeed you are upduffed!

I'm going to go and have a look at that thread, BB you have made me nosy... or rather, curious.

Writing these posts makes me realise how many of these "!!!!!!!!!" I use. I keep going to put them at the end of every other one of my sentences! (There I go again). Must start using a more varied selection of punctuation or just lots more of these I miss the halloween ones

So sad to hear about your friends horse Josie. I was talking about how we feel sadder for animals than humans with DH the other day. He said maybe it is because we can't talk to them, if that makes any sense?

I'm going to go and have a read of that other thread now whilst waiting for the takeaway to come. Totally frazzled, no food in & couldn't face supermarket. Blah!
Doorbell just went then just before I posted, nom nom nom.

Can't keep up with our thread, but just managed to have a scan of those other two threads. I hope the besh work it out. Sometimes it just feels right to move on. To be honest I have only been trying for 8 or 9 months, but don't really feel like a proper jser anymore. Especially as I am constantly weeing on something. However, I like the idea of trying to remain a jser and I'm especially loving the bfps staying. It makes me jealous, but I'm excited to hear about the next stage

Nomore the live pg thread is tres exciting! Have added it to my watch list.

Anyhoo, nothing to report here. Just waiting for Af to arrive after I got a bfn this morning. Do I get a gold star for waiting until my af was due? Have already rewarded myself with a huge glass of wine

Ooh nervous, just seen your link. My friend had those and her teeth are amazing!

Giant gold start for you b2b, I'm v impressed (remember me wanting to poas on CD1 - but I didn't)! I like the idea of the bfps staying too.

Takeaway was yummy. Now going to see if DH is up for JSing

baby2b that's good to hear! My teeth could do with some help, but not sure I fancy the TTL suggested .

Please stay though, I don't think it really matters if you are truly JS-ing (let's face it, few of us are!), it's more about the support and laughs I think :)

Still another 5 days till the red-fecker is due but have slight lower abdominal twinges, so am drinking wine in anticipation. More successfully than the tea luckily, as frozen mouth worn off now.

What's everyone got planned for the weekend? I don't think we have anything, must remedy that. Hopefully some JSing at the very least. Oh and some dangerous sports activities - also known as riding my silly horse in the wind .

I'm having a birthday party, for myself! WHOOP! The big day is tomorrow. Will be.... (ssshhh) 31.....

No JSing as DH on Call of Duty. This is a turn off obviously. Espesh when he asks me to compliment him on his kill rate

"windriding" (as I shall call it) sounds fun Nervous. Glad your mouth is back to normal.

You lovely viroids have convinced me to venture back to the JSing thread, although I'll be up front from the star about breaking pretty much every rule except coveting my husband of course

I OVed yesterday ( I know from rule breaking charting) so am about to start two weeks of mentalness! Am away for a family party in Ireland the weekend after next so am already thinking about waiting to test until after that if ERTD hasn't arrived so I can drink Guinness.

Am impressed with all the BFPs on here and hoping I can share in some of the joy. Looking forward to catching up with old faces and noobs alike.

P.S I've also been on the BESH thread for a while and am sure it will calm down soon. These things happen on long standing forums and I'm sure things will chill in a short time.