Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

[takethatlady]

The (updated) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). Horse-riding and other dangerous activities are also actively encouraged.

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. If you're a midwife, you can even get other midwives to furkle for you

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

They say that in a household of girls, they'll all start to align cycles. I think it's happening here...... We seem to have lots of people clustering at the beginning of their cycle :)

So I can't think who (apart from the epitome of resolve, miffles, is at or near the 2ww?

Will there be another test-fest?! They were weirdly comforting all going mad together....

Congrats on the 2 sticky beans!

frak I think so!

Well to make the most of not being up-duffed, I have registered with our local dentist, check up next Thursday. On the same day I am also having my smear test. How does that sound for a fun day

Love the test-fests!

vallinna no-one has the right to laugh at anyone else's POAS moment. We've all had them

Yes! I was thinking that - fell off a kerb, sprained my ankle. Although it does mean I'll have to remember to hobble all day and all night, and DH's mum will be bringing me restorative drinks of all kinds and dishing out medicine Sort of makes me feel guilty. And naughty [hgrin]

I'm up for joint 2ww madness and test fest [hgrin]

Hello lovelies!
TTL Fingers still crossed for you - get thee to a doctor and get it officilised!
Nomore wayyyhhheeeyyyyyy! glad it's now 'official' [hwink]

miffles that's exact-er-ly what the pre-seed is all about. I was sure it was my problem, because I never had a whole lot of pant snot and I read that pre-seed (or that cough medicine) can help and "ta da" - updiffed [hgrin].
I am trying to be very practical and not get excited because I have had to have dental surgery done and am a teensy bit worried about the consequences. I called the midwife from my 1st pregnancy and asked for advice and she said not to worry and the amounts of painkillers used are so low it's not worth worrying about. She also said it needed to get done because it's not good for the baby to have bacteria floating around in your system. I can't help but worry though - I know it's best avoided, but I was told I couldn't aviod it. A friend of mine had something wrong with her kidneys when she was preggers and ended up in hospital with all kinds of medicine in her. Baby's fine.

Congrats milano - does this mean you're being all official now too? Get the dentistry done, it'll be fine.

I have a tooth that kills when my electric toothbrush touches it near the gum, but is otherwise fine. I am ignoring it ...

All those with dodgy teeth - get them seen to!!! After the malarkey I had with mine I would recommend getting it seen asap! I know that's not what you want to hear [hgrin]

Milano what was up with your friend's kidneys? I have kidney problems, dr said I would need to be monitored more closely if when pg.

I agree with Josie go get your teeth seen to you lot. I'm loving being able to eat on both sides of my mouth and being able to use mouth wash (turns out after all these years I just need alcohol free stuff), esp as I'll very shortly not be able to clean my teeth for a good 8 months!!!

Have joined the June 2011 thread and there are just so many and none of them is as mental the rest of us (well apart from TTL of course [hgrin]). Went to type viroid before and had to stop myself [hsad]

I agree nomore it's confusing over there. And nowhere near as fun. What happened to the JS Graduates? It's gone! [hshock]

Hallo ladies :)

CD33 here and still no sign of anything happening - not sure if I ovulated this cycle. After the MC I just decided to not bother looking out for any signs. About this time last year AF was 3 weeks late, so maybe she doesn't like October??

I just wanna know what's going on with my body

Are you going into hibernation Crow?

TTL it's still there! I think it just moves down the line a bit because it's still quite quiet.

Ah! Got it! Thanks!

Haha! Could well be that NMCB

Maybe I should get the heating turned up, try to fool it into coming out

I haven't registered with the dentist since we moved house, which was over a year ago! Oh dear... at least you have reminded me Nelly! When you are in dentist and getting fanjo-speculumed I will be on holiday. DH arranged it today and sent me a text while I was at work saying he's booked a half-term all inclusive for us. Am v impressed with him!! Hopefully we can get lots of JSing done [hwink]

All this talk of self-saucing choc puds has made me want one.... nom nom nom!

I hope when I get first real AF that it lines up with everyone elses', much more exciting then. Also, I thought I had worked out what 2ww stood for but now I am confused, so can someone please explain [hblush]

Crow - whack the heating on and see what happens!

Congrats to the two 'officials'!!

Just got some fizzy water out, then thought what the heck am I doing?!! have got wine open in fridge ....

singing 2ww is two week wait. The wait between ovulation and AF/BFP

I've lit the fire. Very cosy here.

Evening viroids!

Apologies 4 the txt talkin but am on my mobile, jst can't help myself!

I am sittin on settee (electric recliners) with duvet, it's like a double bed in livin room! Hav got ben and jerrys 2! Love cosy nights in [hgrin]

Thank you Brassica. Don't need the fire here, my laptop battery is keeping my knee warm!

Am struggling to come to terms with the fact that eventually I will succumb to checking the pant snot and other odd activities And there was I thinking that all there was to it was a good bonk! How wrong can you be?!!

Oooh I'm CD6 ..so mucho Js'ing soon! Grapefruit being downed daily for plentiful pant snot (highly recommended )

So Creme, Josie, BB I'll be keeping you company and if memory serves me right baby2b and hedgeblunder are around the same time too.. shagathons and testathons ahoy!

Got some buy one get one free first reponse lined up

ooh josie a bed in the living room and ben n jerry's - I'm jealous!

Apprentice on soon - ah love a good telly night!

Sorry Dyna but it's fab! Especially on cold autumn nights. I'm so tired 2nite as started early mornings at yard this week so it's extra comfy, and if ever I can't sleep the settee is guaranteed 2 send me off!

I keep forgetting I'm on leave next week, as is DH, so might not be on as much but it shud b good 4 takin my mind of TTC (and 4 JSing [hwink])

Hi all,
Sorry I've slipped back into stalker lurker mode. I'm reading and trying to keep up with you all, but have nothing really to report at the mo. I think I'm on the 2ww, expecting ERTD around 29th but we're away that week. Still symptom spotting. Today's favourite has been a sore neck. That's a pg symptom right???

eskarina hello! Was just thinking hadn't heard from you. Of COURSE sore neck is a symptom, at least on this thread [hwink]

I will be thinking of you, singinmog while I have my feet in stirrups and you're on holiday . Haha only jealous, have a great time! Well done to your DH. Mine has surprised me a couple of times, but not for a while (hint hint, if he's reading).

I had a sneaky look at the grads thread TTL/NMCB and it needs more of us! Get JSing girls [hgrin]. I did notice a thread called "Due x-month, just stats. No chat". Well where is the fun in that????? I'll definitely head to the JS grads, if I ever get a BFP

So what are we going to do to fill in the next 3 weeks or so (I mean on here, cos the rest of the time we'll be JSing . Surely some people are near the end and ready to test rather than the Week 1 cluster?

singing that's how we started out - not 'TTC', just shagging [hgrin] I never did the pant snot malarkey or charting/temping. We just shagged! But as time goes on it does get bit addictive and all the rules about staying relaxed get chucked out the window.

Morning ladies. Aaaaargh. My boobs don't hurt very much at all today. My temp is still high though.

Broke apart my Clearblue digital tests (I had done four over five days [hgrin]). Found a great Clearblue document which explains what they should look like inside and, lo and behold, mine have been getting progressively darker over the five days. I am taking this for a good sign. Still, until I'm puking, peeing, and my boobs are like rocks I just can't believe it.

How's everybody else doing today? Muchos respectos to the new ladies who have reinvested the thread with the REAL JS spirit! (Let's see how long it lasts [hwink]). Hold onto your sanity ladies, it's going to be a bumpy ride!