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TTC after a Miscarriage - Let This Be Our Lucky Thread!!!

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Diddle · 08/09/2005 13:15

Right Ladies, lets hope this helps speed up our ability to read and type more messages and help and support one another through these tough times.

This thread is for laughing at, crying at, screaming at, bawling at!!

We've all been through so much, and together we can get one another through it. Lets Do It!!!!!!

Here's to weeks of Bd and legs in the air

Love and positive hugs to you all.

xxx

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Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:58

Oh dear, poor little LottieLou is bored!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:00

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:01

Boom boom!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:02

Two whales are swimming along one day, bored. One whale spots a ship and suggests to the other, "Hey, why don''t we swim under that boat, and spurt out water so it tips over?"
"Well," says the other whale, "I''ll give it a blow job, but I refuse to swallow any sea men!"

Sorry thats crude!!!! lol

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:02

K i must stop!

{{ Lottie retreats into corner as tumbe weeds swarms past her }}

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:03

cant even spell! I meant Tumble!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:22

La La La La La La La La La La La la La La La

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Diddle · 09/09/2005 15:32

Hello!!!

You lot can chat, its taken me ages to catch up.

Petunia - great news, glad you got to see your little beanie.

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strike1 · 09/09/2005 15:37

I think Lottie's finally gone to LaLa Land....it's nice there is it LL?

strike1 · 09/09/2005 15:38

I really liked the titanic joke, lol

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:40

La La land is fab well it's not actually called la la land silly!!! It's Loopy Lottie Land! Its so great!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:41

Ohhh people to talk to!!! Wohoooo

strike1 · 09/09/2005 15:46

I feel it's best you're not alone lottie, so I'll stay with you.

Can't do jokes though:

Whats green and goes up and down?

A sprout in a lift!!!!!

No? Oh.....that was my favorite joke

When I was 5!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:48

Oh thanks Strike - I wud really hate to be left AGAIN!

I like that joke!

Whats white and cant climb trees?

......A Fridge!!!

ha ha ha ha

strike1 · 09/09/2005 15:49

That's my kinda joke pmsl!!!

strike1 · 09/09/2005 15:50

Fabby thunder going on here, the cat looks well scared!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:54

Thunder, where are you then?

Whats brown and Sticky?

A Stick!!!

strike1 · 09/09/2005 15:57

SW London, Near Twickenham Rugby ground. All the kids walking home from school past our house are soaked! Poor things, but they're young, they won't shrink.

strike1 · 09/09/2005 15:58

I can't keep up with the joke production...that was the only one I know Ummmmmm yep it really was the only one!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 16:01

PMSL at thought of kids shrinking n the rain! Oh dear my tummy muscles are hurting i've laughed that much!

strike1 · 09/09/2005 16:02

My dad always said that to me when I got home soaked to the skin "never mind, you won't shrink" It doesn't explain whats happening to my nan though.....maybe she stood in the rain too long!

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Diddle · 09/09/2005 16:06

ban it thread

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Diddle · 09/09/2005 16:10

there you go lottie, think its a bunch of harmless fun really

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Lottielou · 09/09/2005 16:13

Cheers Diddle! x

Strike - I think that really does explain it as my grandparents are doing the same! There's no hope for us is there! Damn it! Never gonna get soaked through again!

Oh sides are really hurting now

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Diddle · 09/09/2005 16:18

Lottie - have you read the thread yet?
what do you think?

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