Avast Behind! Full of salty seamen and buxom lasses, the Gin Palais is heading off in search of Pirate Booty! For those brave BESHly wenches in their 30’s, TTC since the Black Death.

[BarbiesBeaver]

Ahoy Gin Hags, behold the Hendrick?s Palais, the finest sea goin? vessel that ever left these God forsaken shores. Packed with comely wenches and salty seamen, I be lookin? for a BESHly crew to travel the seas in search of booty. Land lubbers lackin? a twisted disposition need not apply.

Let me shiver yer minges with tales of the fearsome Droid Monster, who raises his bloody head each month, and the dreaded 2WOOFL, where the vaguest signs can be espied from the top o? the Crow?s Nest.

Get ye to the Brig, yer scurvy dogs, where Roger the Cabin Boy will see to yer needs, or apply the Cat O? Nine tails to yer britches if ye should mutter the oaths of Babydust.

Drink up me hearties, yo ho(es).

Hey guys, sorry to repeat myself, but I don't want people thinking I've said people 'deserve' or 'don't deserve' to get pg, because I did NOT say that and I hate that view.

Please don't y'all twist my words!

Nowhere in my original post did I suggest such a notion, so please understand what I was saying! For the last time: I was questioning the attitude of rejecting the idea of following suggested guidelines, THAT IS ALL!

And Drom, as a teetotaller, I'd like to say 'welcome to my world!' re: parties getting boring quickly!

I get ya scorps don't think I thought you were being judgy, just putting my 2 pennies in. but I also can't help sympathising with the attitude that its all a load of guff (I don't trust a lot of drug trials because they are being paid for by someone and no scientist is impartial no matter how much they would like to think they are, its all in the interpretation and they seem to change recommendations daily) and its all just random. But anyhoo as I said I'd rather take that chance and neck the vitamins than not.

Isn't it kind of weird that since you stopped working and started being a little indulgent with yourself you won? Anyway lets not question they whys and hows but celebrate the fact of your diffment! x

Hey, I hadn't thought of things that way, RockyBalboa! I shall sit around on my arse and demands treats forever, on the grounds that it's good for my health and fertility

TYF might say 'so what's the different from usual?' to that, hehe BTW, I didn't work very hard or deny myself treats that much before July!

I think you actually summed up what I meant - it might well all be a load of guff but why not give it a go anyway.

rocket I do believe you are diffed! Congratumalations my luvver! I also had vey faint lines on eBay cheapy (think pics are still on here if you want to compare) but a line is a line. Am reet chuffed for ya.

love the new palais BB, good choice. And good luck to SpunkyTart - 3rd time lucky

Soz for crapmess of post but t'internet has died and am using phone. Heart you all, BESHes!

Ah, I remember The Great Day of Poo's wee-stick pictures ...

So they are pol so they are. I remember wondering what they were there for when I looked at your scan photos (nosey emoticon)

well fuck me gently with a chainsaw (perhaps that wouldn't be a good idea in my condition) but I guess I am going to have to get off the river boat because I 3 internet cheapies and a store bought test can't be wrong. (see my pics)

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh, them were the days! Can you remember when Muser was 2WOOFLing and Every Single One of Us bloody KNEW she updiffed for nearly a week and she was in de Nile? Golden, golden memories

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right, keks off you lot: nekkid jiggle time: our girl has won!

Whoop whoop. Yep I'm nekkid jigglin' all over the shop. Fanfuckingtastic. Best news ever. Chuffed to bits. Over the moon. Congratulations to you and TB.

Can I squeal again?

Will anyway

Sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaal

xxxxxx

ROCKET DONE A BAYBEE!!! HUZZAH! I'm really hoping I triggered off a wave of diffs! Oh mate, am SO chuffed for you! Those lines are defo a win!

Please can I be your diffed pal, pretty purlease. C'mon spermz and egg, are you listening - conceive a baybee you bastards.

Thanks rein it in now, I'll get embarrassed (and cry a bit more)

So where is Aries? Surely but surely this must be the beginning of a massive swath of diffment sweeping the BESH community starting with Rie and ending who knows where? (hopefully when we are all diffed)

Arrr RIES!
Arrr RIES!
Arrr RIES!
Arrr RIES!
Arrr RIES!
Arrr RIES!

cinco I am going to be so mazingly chuffed if you win with this round cos then we will be synced and we will have to have one of each so they can be joined in BESHspawn matrimony. (ok I think I am getting a bit over emotional) and a bit too heavy on he parenthesis.

WOOOOO! Rocket. Tis fabby news. Truly da bomb.

Scorps> in my WOOFLing defence, I had no symptoms and a bazillion negative sticks.

cinco There ought to be some little satnav enabled nanobots around here somewhere which gin and I used to ensure sperm met egg and actually went the right way after that. Help yourself, and may they resulted in a massive diffedness.

scorps so appropriate and wonderful that you started this roll off, lady! So did I catch the tail end of the MSDP with conception prior to the 22nd or begin the MAD with BFP after the 22nd? I will bow to your judgment of BESHly things.

RocketUpYourBottom Whooooooop! Chicken strutting and cringeworthy Dad style jiving in the Beaver household right now. Followed by bootylicious 50 butt clap per second finale.

WOOOHOOOOOO we haz us a differ!

Fantastic news bomber

Go with either the MAD or the MSDP, whichever you chose, we're far too excited to worry about details. Have you told Mr B?

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Surely this is the first MADbaybee?

Oh yes. Can we have a recap of all the ways the PESH's told their menfolk? Feel free to embellish the truth if you want.

Today is the Autumn Equinox, so this is a fab start to the Mass Autumn Diffment Project! Cinco, your egg and those tiptop spermz have got a great example to bear in mind when they meet Point to the screen and tell 'em, 'that's how it's done'!

I know I got my win on 10th September, but I'd like to count it as an Autumn win (just because I'm an Autumnal Babe).

Oh, this is a good day! And where is RiellyInDenial, hmmm?

wOOO!!! For pocketrocket!!!!!!!! Nekkid dancing time!!!! Very much a line there.

And scorps my luvver...2 things. Thing one, some of us have been around long enough to know you haven't always bitten your tongue on the booze n fags n ttc biz, tis stuff you've said before, and fair enough, it's an opinion that makes sense and is backed up by logic n medical advice etc etc. BUT thing two, if anyone had actually turned round to you when you were low, comfort eating etc and said to just stop doing it, and 'how hard can it be' etc, how would that have made you feel?

I know no judgement was implied as you are lovely. But I think it makes most sense to accept we all have our own ways of coping with the shit that is ttc and simply support each other.

Ta Muse. What with those and a minature Scorps a la 'Innerspace' in my wimbledon common I'll be up the duff before I know it.

Rocky I'm still grinning Have you got hold of TB or are you telling him in person? Tell me to sod off if too nosy.

Need not have worried about being too nosy...we all are

Sprocket I bloody TOLD you - how many days ago?

So chuffed for you. Although TBH can't believe you doubted the first line, mine was WAAAAY fainter.

Muser, I know you doubted it yourself, but it was like a collective psychic knowledge swept through the BESH and PESH alike - we could just tell! It was bloody magical

Barbie, I ran round the flat squealing and crying and shaking with the piss-stick in my hand (hygienic!) and then rang TYF, who was still on his bike going to work (I thought he was at work but he was late, naughty, naughty). Hearing his voice when I told him and then seeing his face when he got home was truly magical, but I deeply regret not waiting until the next day to POAS, a Saturday, so I could've seen his face when he found out for the first time. All my daydreams had been of doing that, but he's not sentimental and says he doesn't care how he found out, just that it's happened. I still don't quite believe it yet!