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Avast Behind! Full of salty seamen and buxom lasses, the Gin Palais is heading off in search of Pirate Booty! For those brave BESHly wenches in their 30s, TTC since the Black Death.

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BarbiesBeaver · 21/09/2010 10:29

Ahoy Gin Hags, behold the Hendrick?s Palais, the finest sea goin? vessel that ever left these God forsaken shores. Packed with comely wenches and salty seamen, I be lookin? for a BESHly crew to travel the seas in search of booty. Land lubbers lackin? a twisted disposition need not apply.

Let me shiver yer minges with tales of the fearsome Droid Monster, who raises his bloody head each month, and the dreaded 2WOOFL, where the vaguest signs can be espied from the top o? the Crow?s Nest.

Get ye to the Brig, yer scurvy dogs, where Roger the Cabin Boy will see to yer needs, or apply the Cat O? Nine tails to yer britches if ye should mutter the oaths of Babydust.

Drink up me hearties, yo ho(es).

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Headbanger · 23/09/2010 09:21

Then do another one. You're not getting away with this . I've still got Mina's riding-whip you know.

CurlyCasper · 23/09/2010 09:22

well do it again then offyourrocker! And congratuma-fucking-lations

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rocketleaf · 23/09/2010 09:24

Seriously don't get excited. Its so faint it won't even come out on a photo. :o I feel bad for even mentioning it now as you lovely lot are going to be so disappointed when I turn out not to be diffed.

Headbanger · 23/09/2010 09:25

I'm waiting

rocketleaf · 23/09/2010 09:26

Although at least am deflecting some of the heat from aries Where IS she anyway? Hiding?

laurielou · 23/09/2010 09:39

Rocket..........WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You managed to bring me out of lurkdom.

Rocket's up the du-uff, Rocket's up the du-uff.

Pliz to do another POAFS. If nothing else it makes up for aries not doing it .

Oh, I'm not meant to be here, am I?

LadyGoneGaga · 23/09/2010 09:43

Sprocket, do another one. I did a cheapy internet stick and came out vay, vay faint. So peeed on a FR and clear as you like. DO IT!!!!!!!!

LadyGoneGaga · 23/09/2010 09:44

Anyway, we have to have at least one BFP per fred now. It's the rules!

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BarbiesBeaver · 23/09/2010 09:45

I am also WFH today RocketPants. How many DPO are you lovely? Can you get a first response to try again tomorrow. I also believe that a line is a line so hold your piss as long as you can and try again. I reckon you is diffed. My positive started at a very faint imaginary line and was clearer the next day.

Bangers phew! Want a look at my nice necklace I'm wearing? .

Also, needles bloke said my shoulders were really tense so he'd do some soft tissue work. Oh goody, methinks a lovely massage. Cue twenty agonising minutes of pain while he digs his fingers into my tender neck and shoulders, and now feeling I've been ridden over by a carthorse this morning. Must be doing me good surely.

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rocketleaf · 23/09/2010 09:50

Lozzer I am so glad you are here

rocketleaf · 23/09/2010 09:52

Ouch barbie x post. NOT nice. My lady put a needle in the top of each shoulder muscle and that did the trick. I'd tell your needles bloke you leave the massaging to the masseurs and whack some needles in there

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BarbiesBeaver · 23/09/2010 09:53

We'll all chip in if you like. Don't be silly about queue jumping, it doesn't work like a supermarket deli counter. We all want you to win!

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PerfectDromedary · 23/09/2010 09:55

It was just easier cutting and pasting curly's post.

Adding my voice to the go and buy an FR chorus. Also have to go to a bloody meeting, but will expect more POAFS action when I return.

RunLyraRun · 23/09/2010 10:14

Rocket!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAHHHHHH! Pleeeaaase go and buy an FR, or at least something half decent, this morning. Then hold your piss and do the deed at 2pm because I'm in a meeting until then!!!

See you at 2 - I expect a result then OR ELSE.

TwinkleToes76 · 23/09/2010 10:24

nice one Rocket!

rocketleaf · 23/09/2010 10:25

Wishing I had been all coy and just sprung it on you when it was really real like scorpcoolette did now. :o

LadyGoneGaga · 23/09/2010 10:31

Come off it, Sprocket, you must be desperate to know too! Probably even MORE desperate (than a bunch of people who've never actually met you)

Ocarina · 23/09/2010 10:32

We're glad you didn't, we needed some excitement! So, have you bought a FR yet? Not that you really need to because a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line is a line etc... (more copy and pasting) Woohoo!

cincotart · 23/09/2010 10:36

Now I'm not one for squealing but..........RockyRomaine OMFG squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

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It's a well known truth universally acknowledged that a line is a line etc. etc. So completely excited for you lover. POA(FR)FS now!

ps so is Mr T but he didn't do the squealing

rocketleaf · 23/09/2010 10:39

IDK lady i just don't believe it and don't really want to see a BFN on a proper one. Perverse isnt it?

hey twinks hope you are doing ok in lurksville.

LadyGoneGaga · 23/09/2010 10:52

You are killing me. Seriously. I am dying to know.

Muser · 23/09/2010 10:55

POAFS again rocket. DO IT! G'wan, I peed on a bazillion and bored you all with it for weeks on end until the EVIL* Clearblue Digi did the trick. I think first responses are rubbish, go get a Superdrug one.

*CBD are still evil even though it gave me a pos. When they are not pos they laugh at you and say FUCK OFF BARREN.

Ahem. What else what else? Oh yes. Folic Acid. I was v.good the 3rd time and took my folic acid daily for 3 months. But that was only because of the vile methotrexate stripping all the folate out of my body. And feeling like I ought to do something during my 3 month menkul ban. I was rubbish the other times.

Pregnacare is vile and makes you puke.

rocketleaf · 23/09/2010 11:00

OK did another cheapy, got another very faint line. Also had another rummage and got a bit more ovaltine (lovely!) I will hold my wee and nip to the chemist at lunch time. lady you are making me chuckle. I don't mean to be a tease honestly but I have always been somewhat of an ostrich. Will get a 'proper' test at lunch time, I have after all been commanded to by a deity.

thanks cinco but hold your horses a bit (se above). Also I feel a bit bad that you guys know this and TB doesn't yet :S Have texted him but think he must be busy as he hasn't read any of them.

rocketleaf · 23/09/2010 11:05

muser was thinking Boots, may as well get the points eh? :o

cincotart · 23/09/2010 11:09

I don't like Boots ones, they always give me a BFN. (Because I;ve not been diffed yet but you know what I mean).

Sorry for overexcitement love but you can't come on here and say you have a faint line - er 2 faint lines actually and not expect me to pee my pants for you

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Avast Behind! Full of salty seamen and buxom lasses, the Gin Palais is heading off in search of Pirate Booty! For those brave BESHly wenches in their 30&#146;s, TTC since the Black Death.

Avast Behind! Full of salty seamen and buxom lasses, the Gin Palais is heading off in search of Pirate Booty! For those brave BESHly wenches in their 30s, TTC since the Black Death.