We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

[BrassicaBabe]

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

Not going to poas until wed! not feeling any symptoms so not hopeful :(

Here I am trying not to get excited about upcoming POAS next friday and trying desperately not to symptom spot, and you all go getting my hopes up

Don't you know I turn into an obsessive compulsive POAS-er from 4 days before ERTD due until it actually arrives!

Quite right milano. Sorry. Got carried away

...but i would really love to...

It's so hard to resist Milano, I know how you feel! Be strong

I too have thought deeply about the announcement - I was thinking about getting mugs for Christmas "Grandad" "Grandma" etc cringe.

Managed not to test this morning. 11DPO here. Have been getting horrible AF-type cramps which I usually get only on third or so day of period, so don't know what that is about. Perhaps AF is on the way??

Calm. Zen. Que sera sera. Holding out for a Sunday test!

I would say in the JS spirit and it my (now x3 positive tests) are anything to go by have one month with no symptoms at all, think you have missed 'the window' wait for AF, get tremendiously drunk, buy shag pants for the next cycle and have Starbucks everyday with a double shot!!

I think that seams to do the trick!

Ooh cowboy I think I can manage that! Congratulations - you must be ning from ear to ear :)

How has DH reacted? Are you telling people?

Sorry if TMI and for my ignorance, but I was reading on another forum whilst googling creamy thick discharge {blush}(try getting away with looking that up on a work computer ) that people were noting how high their cervixes were?! How the (bleep) do you measure that! Do you have to have exceptionally long fingers

I know! I don't know. I do go furkling around in there from time to time, to use JS terminology, but I don't know what I'm looking for! Apparently it's low and like the end of your nose (in terms of density!) at non-fertile times, and high and like your lips at fertile times!

I guess that means that pant snot really does mean your fanjo has sneezed.

PMSL Takethat!

I am of course now sitting at my desk prodding the end of my nose and my lips and comparing the differences! Might have to go furkling myself tonight

got AF this morning :( woke up at 4.40am needing to pee badly - nothing there then. Got up at 6am for work, and there it was. Bloody poxy buggery bollocks!! Been crampy all day to remind me she's there, had a crap day at work - stepped down from my supervisory role a few weeks back because I didn't want the stress with TTC, so they've changed my hours, dropped over 10 a week and given me extra workload!! I very nearly walked out, told the young girl who's taking over from me to fuck off if she thinks I can do 2 jobs in one afternoon!

So here I am at home - in my dressing gown, waiting for chips to cook (having a mountain of chip butties!) and a huge bar of dairy milk in my handbag for later - snuggled up watching a film with OH and a hot water bottle for my tum.

Poo.

Aw, sorry you're having a sy day Crowette. It sounds like you've got it sorted though with the chips, choccy and snuggles

Hope you feel better tomorrow

thanks Josie :) just waiting for OH to get home from work so I can cry on his shoulder, lol!

Oooh I also have a cold beer on the go too ... proper comfort

Crowette can I have some of your chips? Sorry developing a one tracked mind about food. Sorry about your shite day. Hope AF fecks of soon and you can get back to the fun stuff.

I think TakeThat takes the comedy award for her posts today. lots of s in your direction today.

Big for you Cowboy Congrats!

When I get my BFP tomorrow and assuming this one sticks (it feels sticky, but still being a bit cautious) we'll be due to tell around the time of my Mum and FIL b'days (they're only a couple of days apart), so that'll make a good surprise for them (heh, we figure Mum'll be thrilled and FiL'll tell us off (rolls eyes!)).

Ohh meant to say, Josie def sounds like could be implantation. The dates fit nicely. Enjoy your 2WW now we've planted that seed in your head

Don't want to tell you my stats 30 I'm scared you'll slap me with a kipper!

Never used an OPK as have felt ov pains most months since my teens. DS concieved with out even trying . On second month of trying, fell last month but lost it, am now 8 days late for AF (so CD36) and am weeing on another stick in the morning (and as I'm going out of town for the day, prolly won't get on the puter til the evening haha).

Enjoying the mentalness of this thread

Hugs congrats not so coy cowboy!!

Sorry for bitch AF crowette You might need to wrestle the wine bottle away from 30

Cervix is high at fertile times (maybe so high you can't reach it) and low at others. I'm afraid you have to go furlking to find out. Bet you do too!

Stats for 30:
TTCing for 7 months now, yes to the OPKs , shagging more at weekends with an occasional one during the week (DH is busy at work!) and every day CDs11-13ish

Stats for 30: back to first month of ttc, opks are my guilty pleasure, this month was productive and js at least once a day during ov time, normally every second day throughout the month.

Had a nice take-away and going to watch a movie now as DH is out tonight.

Sorry for AF crowette

Im excited for you NoMoreChoc as would like a friendly viroid in the May 2011 thread.

Yes thats right I am now in the scary Pregnancy topic and even my clear blue said it in words! I would love to share with peole in RL but its just to early so just share with my DH

If I get my BFP and make it through Sunday, I'll be there Cowboy . Don't forget the JSers graduate thread too.

congratulations cowboy that's brilliant news!

psml at josie and ttl - I think you can get pics of it on google - I know there's something about a med student who took pics for a whole month or something.

My stats:
ttc seriously for 4 months, no to opks because, like choc i almost always get pains so it's fairly obvious to me, js-ing about 2 or 3 times a week but every other day from day 9 or 10 until after ov. this cycle we managed 3 nights in a row up to ovulation so I am secretly hopefull...

I have been reading up on pre-seed and I'm thinking of investing. Anyone use it?

here are those photos of someone's cervix - TMI alert!!

www.sisterzeus.com/cervob.htm

Omg milano!!!! "Tasting your mucus"?! I thought I was been adventurous considering furkling

Interesting photos though :)