We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

[BrassicaBabe]

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

Sorry ladies but I'm at work going fucking mental because the god damn fing computer has just lost my whole morning's work

I feel like I'm going out of my mind because I haven't even shut the document down. I've been saving it, and every time I save it it reverts to the original document. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. Needed to do that before I shouted at someone in RL.

Sorry!

Just cross-posted with vallinna and I have to say her chilled attitude and the news of a new range of ramekins has calmed me down no end

Ooo I forgot to say, I peed myself laughing the other day when we had a chinese for tea and DH said did i want the chips in a bowl, to which I said yes, so he came out carrying the biggest ramekin I've ever seen, courtesy of asda's 'serves 5 toffee pudding' that we'd had earlier in the week, which of course made me think of us lot PIAR! It took me ages to stop laughing and explain to him what I was laughing at! We still ate the chips naturally

at the super-duper ramekin josie.

I was being an idiot and had accidentally copied and pasted one of my chapters in twice into a mammoth document. Was making changes to one of them and then kept coming across the other and thinking none of my changes had been made.

If this is because I'm pregnant and hormonal, I'll be pleased, but I rather suspect it's because this emoticon just about represents me in all things.

Glad you had a good holibob vallinna and whoop whoop for AF!

Milano, NMCB is keeping mildly sane. Am lurking today as am sick of hearing about my stupidly missing AF/BFP.

Lurk away nomore. Hope you are doing ok.

Glad your work was only MIA rather than FUBARed taketaht

So AF has arrived, what next vallinna? What are the latest tablets for? Hope you're feeling like things are at least moving forwards.

Tentative congrats crow

(Anyone know what TWP means? I've seen it used elsewhere and can't figure it out)

I must stop subconsciously squeezing my boobs at work

I just caught myself doing it whilst having a conversation with someone!

NMCB let's hope it's missing for positive reasons

Takethat very much enjoyed the performance of half of your band (Rob and Gazza!) at the w/e!

Josie - that ramekin sound right up my....errr....lav?!

Brassica I continue to rattle away! Am now on Metformin 3 times a day (and will be 'forever' as this is a PCOS med, although once I am done repopulating the planet I will go back on the pill and can it I think, it's not like I have any PCOS symptoms!). I am now on my first day of Letrozole which I will take 2 tablets for 5 days (different drug but exactly the same taking as Clomid - although hopefully it will do something for me!) more dildocams to come

My silly cycle has rather tricked my poor iPhone app, it is predicting my next period as 25th Fab 2011!!! Better not be! I either 'want one' next month or in July 2011!

vallinna you are the queen of dildocams!

and a bit too. Am now on CD1. Yes another chemical pregnancy for me. And thanks to the power of google I'm pretty damn sure it's down to my short luteal phase. So off to the Doc for me.

For fuck sacks(sp?) I was only feeling morning sick this morning!!!

So sorry NoMore I don't think there's anything else I can say but sending you huge hugs and a mug of hot choccy

Oh God nomore - you're right, get down to the doctors. They'll definitely be able to sort you out. Really sorry this is happening to you. Hope your DH is on hand to pamper you and, even if he can't make you feel better, make sure you don't end up feeling worse. Good luck with the docs.

fuckity, fuck, fucks nomore Sorry lovely

Sorry nomore :( How is a short luteal phase dealt with?

At least now I don't have to hide my complete lack of alcohol and shell fish from my parents who arrive tomorrow. Ohh and I can go and polish off the Brie in the fridge.

Yes I'm desperately grasping at straws here, but I can't dwell on it or I'll cry and would like to at least keep that for the bath tub tonight. And if it is a luteal phase defect like I suspect at least it's easily treated (or so google leads me to believe)

Thanks Viroids! I know I've been damned annoying of late, but this is why I've been so anxious about that stupid bfp. Couldn't be happy til I had that and kept it.

Oh NoMore don't worry about being annoying, I've done my fair share of whinging, you've got a damn good reason for it hun!

I really hope it is dealt with easily, fingers crossed for you [hug emoticon]

B2B apparently a luteal phase defect is caused by a hormone deficency, either progesterone of vitamin B6, but the Dr needs to do some tests to determine exactly what's happening. I even saw Clomid listed as a treatment!

Arses NMCB - am I right in remembering you have one bub already? Was this a problem that time round? Not that would make any of this better.

I wish I could be more supportive but all I can think is: make a doctors appointment (because it make you feel like you are doing something), have a good cry (because it makes you feel stupid and better at the same time), get lots of cuddle from DH/DC (and virtual cuddles from us viroids) (because cuddles rock), remove the 'NM' from your name (because choclate biscuits rock), find some trash on TV that doesn't involve underage chavs getting pregnant/middle age chavs not realising their pregnant/Anne Robinson.

Hope that helps....obviously where I have said 'you', the word 'i'/'me' has been there many a time xxxx

progestrone OR B6 !

Thanks Vallinna that did help . To bad I can't be arsed going out in the rain or I'd have already had to name change to FullOfChocBiscuits(AndChipsAndCake,I'mARightFattyFatFatAndNotForTheRightReasons!).
For what it's worth, when DH got home he shared his mentos with me!

True love indeed!

Great advice vallinna. Backing it up with a virtual hug

We are always here to listen nomore. Loving your dh sharing his mentos with you :)

I'm sorry nomore. And congrats crowette!

AF arrived in full flow! So goodby first cycle of TTC. What a blimmin rollercoaster!

Hi viroids,

Sorry to hear about the BFN NoMore but hoping the doc can recommend a wonder drug to help with the short LP. Loving the mento sharing, he is indeed 'the one'

Vallinna excitement aplenty for the arrival of AF, here's to a whole new cycle!

Josie I did LOL at the massive ramekin anecdote, I think if I start peeing in random food-related recepticles my DH may think I've lost the plot! I've not used dippy tests so far though....

Faint congrats Crow and fingers crossed that the line gets darker on your next five tests!

I've had a tough day at work, as I am still nursing the remnants of yesterdays' hangover but Saturday night was well worth it. I'm making the most of drunken dancing nights, so I don't resent being sober too much when I get my BFP. Am now off home for a nice stodgy dinner to soak up the last of the hangover and planning some more JSing, as if my iphone app is to be believed Thursday is the big release so am getting as much in as possible this week!