'The Frolickers Return' Come grab a place in the penthouse and join us for more antics as we sit back sip pornstars and trial hot off the press skincare products... all while we keeeeep shaggin!

[LankyLegs]

Settle down girls settle down as I hand you all a yummy pornstar cocktail complete with a sparkler and tacky umbrella. I take it we are all wearing our fabulous vintage 50's frocks, high heels and have our red lipstick on? Make yourself comfortable in the penthouse... the naked butlers are just heading in with grapes and truffles in trays...

All new first timers welcome - as long as suitable goodies and alcohol are dropped into the penthouse for all to share.

Oh and no AF around here - only FERTD.... Capishe??

OMG!!!

Cherry and Crazy how fabulous!! Congratualtions peeps! 5 BFPs in a matter of days!!

Sorry guys am not going to catch up properly until tomorrow -stupidly hungover after boozing from 1pm until like 11pm lasy night!

Lunch was fab and Marcus came out and chatted to us - he is lovely! Has these amazing blue eyes - wierdly handsome! We also got a tour of the kictchen - was very fun.

Sorry for me me me post - can't type anymore!

Thanks flick for the bacon sarnie!! Yum :)

Congrats crazydayz - may the roll call of bfps not end :)

Yey!!! Congrats Crazydayz and Cherry ! Blimey, what a lucky thread. Won't be many of us left at this rate! Hope all you lovely ladies have a great weekend. I'm heading down the Three Follicles for a few cheeky vodkas...bring on the hangover!

Evening ladies, what a mad few days! Do we have a lucky seat?

Absolutely adore the Aga btw :)

We've just had my best friend and her fiance up for a night and a day, lots of wedding and baby talk which was lovely, lots of wine also, which while lovely, left me somewhat unsure of my ability to be human this morning, it's been nearly two months since I had more than one pint! Must now go and lie down somewhere as I'm absolultely knackered afer being up til 1am playing Wii, drinking and looking at wedding dresses :) Hope everyone is having a good Saturday!

Congrats crazy! Damn, there's going to be nobody left on this thread soon!

I'm weirdly comforted to know so many of my fellow frolickers have been massively hung over in the last few days. Sunglasses at the ready ladies!

Wow, so many BFPs! Congratulations everyone!

I am starting to think that I should have left the list earlier - I suspect that this is what has accounted for my current change in fortune. Look where I am on the list now! I've put myself back as cycle one, fresh start and all that. I am so right now you wouldn't believe. DH actually picked me up in a giant hug - I don't think either of us have ever been so pleased for the ERTD to turn up!

Saturday's list
FelicityFlick TTC#1 Cycle 1 , UCL 32-33, CD47
Ilovemarmite79 TTC1, Cycle 1, UCL 28, CD38
Pinklady76 TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL 28, CD32
IfAtFirstYouDon'tSuceed TTC#1, Cycle 5, UCL 29, CD30
cookie moo TTC#1, Cycle 18, UCL 26, CD28
Bellaby TTC#1, Cycle 3, UCL ?, CD28
RaspberryTipple TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL ?, CD27
Crazydays TTC#1, Cycle 2, UCL 24-28, CD27
TomboyWife TTC#1, Cycle 9, UCL 28, CD26
Alien06 TTC#1, Cycle 2, UCL ?, CD24
kkas TTC#1, Cycle 13, UCL 32, CD24
Karstan TTC#1, Cycle 3, UCL 28, CD18
LankyLegs TTC#1, Cycle 11, UCL 27-29 CD16
JosieSmith1 TTC#1, Cycle 3, UCL 28, CD16
Florin TTC#1, Cycle 6, UCL 33, CD15
GardenPixie TTC#1, Cycle 9, UCL 30-35, CD15
TigerseyeMum TTC#1, Cycle , UCL 30, CD13
highheelsandequations TTC#1, Cycle 14(ish), UCL 32, CD13
Womanlytales TTC#1, Cycle 6, UCL 28-33, CD13
Ariesgirl TTC#1, Cycle 7, UCL 27-33, CD11
Toriajayne TTC#1, Cycle 2, UCL 30, CD7
Yumstepmum TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL 28, CD4
evilgiraffe TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL 28?, CD1

TBC
TanteAC TTC#1, Cycle?, UCL?, CD?

Not counting days
CaveMum
Kaloki ( One week 'til Wedding !!!)
Miffles
Chalky3
Truffkin
DessieLou
Zippys

Recent Graduates:
Seablue BFP 1 May
Oneof8 BFP 18 May
Aly323 BFP 20 May
applecharlotte BFP 29 May
papertiger BFP 31 May
Wannamummy BFP 1 June
Pipsicles BFP 6 June
Muser BFP 22 June
Superpenguin BFP 1 July
Haloflo BFP 22 July
Saor Alba BFP 7 August
MrsWajs BFP 13 August
stegasaurus BFP 27 August
Roamfree BFP 1st September
Kurlyvoice BFP 1st September
Crazybutterflylady 1st September
cherrycobbler 3rd September

Evilgiraffe I am so pleased for you - very good news indeed. Let's hope this is the start of short, predictable cycle. Hope it also means we might see a bit more of you

Yay evil!! 5 BFP's a d evil's ERTD!! What a month September is shaping up to be :) Just need my ERTD now!

Well ladies CB digital says PREGNANT 2-3 weeks! [Grin]

I'm still in Greece til Tues and don't want to tell DH by text so will tell him once I'm home.

Flic I packed tests and brought them with me thank goodness!

Yay, did you cry when you saw 'pregnant'? I think I would!!

Oh my word! So many positives and Evils ERTD! What a month!

Hoping the luck is being shared around as we speak!

Evil do you credit anything in particular with the appearance of ERTD or did you just wait it out?

crazy I really admire your willpower! congrats!!!!xx

Oh great dayz!! So pleased for you :) I will move you to the grads! So we are due one more this month according to raspberry's theory :)

Saturday's list
FelicityFlick TTC#1 Cycle 1 , UCL 32-33, CD48
Ilovemarmite79 TTC1, Cycle 1, UCL 28, CD39
Pinklady76 TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL 28, CD33
IfAtFirstYouDon'tSuceed TTC#1, Cycle 5, UCL 29, CD31
cookie moo TTC#1, Cycle 18, UCL 26, CD29
Bellaby TTC#1, Cycle 3, UCL ?, CD29
RaspberryTipple TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL ?, CD28
TomboyWife TTC#1, Cycle 9, UCL 28, CD27
Alien06 TTC#1, Cycle 2, UCL ?, CD25
kkas TTC#1, Cycle 13, UCL 32, CD25
Karstan TTC#1, Cycle 3, UCL 28, CD19
LankyLegs TTC#1, Cycle 11, UCL 27-29 CD17
JosieSmith1 TTC#1, Cycle 3, UCL 28, CD17
Florin TTC#1, Cycle 6, UCL 33, CD16
GardenPixie TTC#1, Cycle 9, UCL 30-35, CD16
TigerseyeMum TTC#1, Cycle , UCL 30, CD14
highheelsandequations TTC#1, Cycle 14 UCL 32, CD14
Womanlytales TTC#1, Cycle 6, UCL 28-33, CD14
Ariesgirl TTC#1, Cycle 7, UCL 27-33, CD12
Toriajayne TTC#1, Cycle 2, UCL 30, CD8
Yumstepmum TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL 28, CD5
evilgiraffe TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL 28?, CD2

TBC
TanteAC TTC#1, Cycle?, UCL?, CD?

Not counting days
CaveMum
Kaloki ( 6 days 'til Wedding !!!)
Miffles
Chalky3
Truffkin
DessieLou
Zippys

Recent Graduates:
Seablue BFP 1 May
Oneof8 BFP 18 May
Aly323 BFP 20 May
applecharlotte BFP 29 May
papertiger BFP 31 May
Wannamummy BFP 1 June
Pipsicles BFP 6 June
Muser BFP 22 June
Superpenguin BFP 1 July
Haloflo BFP 22 July
Saor Alba BFP 7 August
MrsWajs BFP 13 August
stegasaurus BFP 27 August
Roamfree BFP 1st September
Kurlyvoice BFP 1st September
Crazybutterflylady 1st September
Cherrycobbler 3rd September
Crazydays 4th September

Congratulations, crazydayz! I can't believe the sudden rush of luck for so many people, it's fabulous

ERTD is still here, and I am still beaming. Being inconvenienced has never been so good!

CaveMum, I've no idea what might have brought it on. Me and DH both started on selenium and zinc supplements about a month ago (doctor's advice for conception rather than to kickstart cycles again though). Maybe it was because we went to Bruges with a group of friends over the bank holiday weekend - perhaps all that Belgian beer and chocolate is a miracle cure? I'll have to insist we go away on little holidays more often! Amusingly, our first wedding anniversary is on the 19th so we're going away for the weekend - all being well that should be prime ovulation time I suppose so maybe the holiday theory will strike twice? I won't count my chickens though, the current situation is good enough for me right now.

I've not really been keeping up with you guys too well lately (too much doom and gloom at day two hundred and something) - anyone fancy doing me a quick round-up of the gossip?

Is everyone sleeping off hangovers this morning?

Just noticed that once again my name is creeping towards the top of the list but absolutely nothing to report.

Lanky - glad you enjoyed your lunch on Friday. I went there a couple of months ago and thought it was great.

Have a lovely day everyone. I'm off to play tennis shortly

evil - I think Flick would be best to do the roundup as she is easily the most efficient and organized member of our group! Actually maybe you could do a weekly report on the class flick -

He he :) round up coming your way later on evil and thanks for the compliment bella. Right now I am furious about this

PS. am still above you on the list bella so don't worry and I'm definitely not prego

That is terrible - when will these one brain celled idiots ever learn

It's actually hard to think of any footballers that haven't been in the papers for the wrong reasons - and these are the people that kids today most admire and look up to

Just popping in to say congratulations to crazydayz and massive congratulations to evil. It's been a long slog but you've finally got there. I'm delighted for you :)

Ahhh Flick just read that - what a tw*t is he? Anyway - they never learn! I hope

Evil thats brilliant news that ERTD has arrived - you must be over the moon and now you can crack on with property TTC. Lovely to have you back!!

Congrats again to crazy and Cherry!! Brilliant!

Bella hope you have fun at tennis (well done for a sunday!) And is nice to be able totalk to friends about TTC in real life - my best friend knows too - and I think it helps.

Hope everyone is having a lovely weekend. I am feeling more human today - god these hangovers are not great the older you get!!

We are of to tootle around our new hood (Beckenham) and catch up with some friends for coffe (very civilised!). Getting very excited - have been checking out new kitchens etc Garden would love one of those aga's - gorgeous. I can not believe how expensive everything - out kicthen budget has been blown out of the water just with all the sexy appliances! God I sound old now!

Truff were you looking at wedding dresses for you? Hope the footie was fun!

Flick good luck tomorrow with the appt - hope it goes well.

Have lovely Sunday's all and will pop into the three follicles later! (no porn stars for me - yuck - can't face the after Friday's antcis!)

so sorry for all the typo's - I couldn't be bothered to spell check clearly!

Morning girls, I am joining the hungover crowd and nursing my orange juice in The Three Follicles this morning. My friend came round last night for some girly gossip and movies, I was determined to take things easy and just have a couple of glasses of wine but somehow between the two of us we managed to consume 3 bottles of fizz! We also managed to get through a large proportion of the flapjacks I made, which were very yummy. A good night was had though, we watched 27 dresses and planned our ideal weddings and read each others tarot cards and then I ended up trying to explain synthetic division of polynomials at about midnight (don't ask). I had a horrible time going to bed as the room was spinning and I kept getting hiccups and DP was not sympathetic. Needless to say I am now fairly useless and predict I will get nothing useful done today. It's at times like this that I really wonder if I'm responsible enough to have a child.

Anyway, how is everyone?

dayz I can congratulate you louder now, yay!

evil glad the ERTD has shown up for you.

Lanky glad the hangover's getting better and hope you enjoyed coffee. I really wanted an aga but unfortunately our house is too modern and it would have looked a bit strange. We went well over budget on our kitchen but its all shiny and worth it :)

Bella how was tennis? I feel guilty that my Sunday is going to consist of curling up on the couch listening to the archers omnibus and then watching tely rather than doing virtuous outdoor sporting activties.

Toria sounds like you had a good Friday night.

tomboy a loan of those sunglasses would be greatly appreciated today.

alien sorry you're bogged down with work already. The holidays already seem like a distant dream don't they.

Sorry about FBERTD cookie hope you're okay.

kkas your DH sounds like a gem, my DP just either moans or laughs at me when I'm drunk. Hope you're recovered now.

Flick hope you enjoyed the pizza.

Have to go now as the computer is hurting my head and I'm struggling to type so will just have to wave at everyone else and come back later to chat properly. Off to investigate the fridge in search of hangover cures ....

I forgot to move cookie sorry lovely and also very sorry that FERTD got you :(

Saturday's list
FelicityFlick TTC#1 Cycle 1 , UCL 32-33, CD48
Ilovemarmite79 TTC1, Cycle 1, UCL 28, CD39
Pinklady76 TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL 28, CD33
IfAtFirstYouDon'tSuceed TTC#1, Cycle 5, UCL 29, CD31
Bellaby TTC#1, Cycle 3, UCL ?, CD29
RaspberryTipple TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL ?, CD28
TomboyWife TTC#1, Cycle 9, UCL 28, CD27
Alien06 TTC#1, Cycle 2, UCL ?, CD25
kkas TTC#1, Cycle 13, UCL 32, CD25
Karstan TTC#1, Cycle 3, UCL 28, CD19
LankyLegs TTC#1, Cycle 11, UCL 27-29 CD17
JosieSmith1 TTC#1, Cycle 3, UCL 28, CD17
Florin TTC#1, Cycle 6, UCL 33, CD16
GardenPixie TTC#1, Cycle 9, UCL 30-35, CD16
TigerseyeMum TTC#1, Cycle , UCL 30, CD14
highheelsandequations TTC#1, Cycle 14 UCL 32, CD14
Womanlytales TTC#1, Cycle 6, UCL 28-33, CD14
Ariesgirl TTC#1, Cycle 7, UCL 27-33, CD12
Toriajayne TTC#1, Cycle 2, UCL 30, CD8
Yumstepmum TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL 28, CD5
cookie moo TTC#1, Cycle 18, UCL 26, CD5
evilgiraffe TTC#1, Cycle 1, UCL 28?, CD2

TBC
TanteAC TTC#1, Cycle?, UCL?, CD?

Not counting days
CaveMum
Kaloki ( 6 days 'til Wedding !!!)
Miffles
Chalky3
Truffkin
DessieLou
Zippys

Recent Graduates:
Seablue BFP 1 May
Oneof8 BFP 18 May
Aly323 BFP 20 May
applecharlotte BFP 29 May
papertiger BFP 31 May
Wannamummy BFP 1 June
Pipsicles BFP 6 June
Muser BFP 22 June
Superpenguin BFP 1 July
Haloflo BFP 22 July
Saor Alba BFP 7 August
MrsWajs BFP 13 August
stegasaurus BFP 27 August
Roamfree BFP 1st September
Kurlyvoice BFP 1st September
Crazybutterflylady 1st September
Cherrycobbler 3rd September
Crazydays 4th September

Morning!
I had a hen do last night although feeling surprisingly good this morning considering the amount of cocktails consumed. I also learnt to make a few with a very gorgeous brazilian barman!
DH seems a lot better and we have managed quite a lot of SWI in last few days so hoping we haven't lost our chance this month.
Highheel hope the hangover isn't to bad!
Cookie sorry to hear about ERTD, hope your being looked after
Lanky I live really near you! MIL lives in Beckenham so over there quite a lot too.
Evil congratulations on ERTD (not something we say around here very often) I had a 50 something day cycle and that was stressful enough so it must have been awful waiting and waiting for the length of time you had to. Hopefully your cycles will start to settle down now.
Hope everyone else is having a lovely weekend.

Congrats Evil on the reappearance of ERTD, fingers crossed this is the start of nice, regular, sensible cycles. Also, several of my friends (including one who had been trying for six years) fell pregnant when they went on holiday and had a few bottles glasses of wine :)

Cookie Sorry about ERTD love.

Crazydayz Woo! How very exciting for you, and very self restrained as well! Enjoy the rest of your holiday :)

My kitchen budget was also insane, we weren't planning to touch it but got here and realised the previous owner was actually a complete twat bit of a DIY cowboy and the list of jobs became five months of work rather than the anticipated four weeks. It's now cream and terracotta and has my great grandmother's fifties Kenwood Chef on a shelf insead of hidden away

Just read about Wayne Rooney. What an absolute tosser. He deserves castrating.

Hope everyone isn't suffering too much, Highheels there's bacon in the pan!