Settle down girls settle down as I hand you all a yummy pornstar cocktail complete with a sparkler and tacky umbrella. I take it we are all wearing our fabulous vintage 50's frocks, high heels and have our red lipstick on? Make yourself comfortable in the penthouse... the naked butlers are just heading in with grapes and truffles in trays...
All new first timers welcome - as long as suitable goodies and alcohol are dropped into the penthouse for all to share.
Oh and no AF around here - only FERTD.... Capishe??