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'The Frolickers Return' Come grab a place in the penthouse and join us for more antics as we sit back sip pornstars and trial hot off the press skincare products... all while we keeeeep shaggin!

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LankyLegs · 27/08/2010 15:53

Settle down girls settle down as I hand you all a yummy pornstar cocktail complete with a sparkler and tacky umbrella. I take it we are all wearing our fabulous vintage 50's frocks, high heels and have our red lipstick on? Make yourself comfortable in the penthouse... the naked butlers are just heading in with grapes and truffles in trays...

All new first timers welcome - as long as suitable goodies and alcohol are dropped into the penthouse for all to share.

Oh and no AF around here - only FERTD.... Capishe??

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felicityFlick · 02/09/2010 13:43

I use this as my pee pot lanky It has come in very handy!

I'm not sure if it is too early crazy but they should at least be able to confirm the pregnancy even if they can't say anything else? They might give you your booking in appointmnent too?

crazybutterflylady · 02/09/2010 13:46

Mr C can't do anything next week as he is away and then we go to Geneva on the friday. I'd like to know before we go so I think we'll take the appointment together tomorrow and see what they say. eek!

I have that pot garden but mine holds ibuprofen at work. Lot of use that's going to be now! x

LankyLegs · 02/09/2010 13:58

Well done crazy I use them when I poas at work for ovulation in the middle of the day! How sad am I?! Have you worked out your due date yet?!

Flick great idea - I shall have to get myself one of those!

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crazybutterflylady · 02/09/2010 14:00

I think it would be 13/15 May according to MN and pregnology - for some reason the dates differ slightly.

I hope I don't go there tomorrow and the GP says 'errr no silly, BFN' Blush

felicityFlick · 02/09/2010 14:00

I would so be poas at work for ovulation if I was using OPKs! But that shouldn't suprise you :)

Oh yes crazy what's your due date and what time is your appointment tomorrow?

crazybutterflylady · 02/09/2010 14:01

appt is at 8.40 flick
I am really tempted to squander one of my tests right now... Hmm

LankyLegs · 02/09/2010 14:03

Lovely spring/summer baby!! They you can work on your pram tan during June, July and August! Ha!

Flick you are an inspiration saviour as I know I am not the only crazy one!

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LankyLegs · 02/09/2010 14:04

Crazy test in the morning! Be strong!!

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crazybutterflylady · 02/09/2010 14:06

Owwwwuh. My thinking is I have 2 and I won't need to do one after the Drs with any luck... Grin

felicityFlick · 02/09/2010 14:07

Sorry cross posts crazy. Try to resist testing if you can (I'm a fine one to talk!) I just worry that if your line in more faint (because you've had a drink and HCG is more diluted)that you would worry? I know I would so try to resist if you can!

Lovely birthday! Of course the GP wont say that- they will say CONGRATULATIONS MR AND MRS BUTTERFLY :)

Ha ha, I am AWFUL LANKY but at least I make you feel better so guess I'm not that bad afterall. My craziness has a use!

LankyLegs · 02/09/2010 14:08

You crack me up! Do what you need to young jedi.....!

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crazybutterflylady · 02/09/2010 14:10

Ok I will resist. Dammit you are all far too sensible for me!!

felicityFlick · 02/09/2010 14:13

Nope, you need two tests to do the special poas experiment for us :)

crazybutterflylady · 02/09/2010 14:24

I'm sorry... was talked into it by my friend via text... and it said...

          Pregnant 1-2 
Grin

I have never done as I was told, oops

felicityFlick · 02/09/2010 14:26

Oh but thats a GREAT RESULT!!!!! I'm glad you did it.

Yipeeeeee, does it feel more real now?!!!!!

xxx

Truffkin · 02/09/2010 14:26

Proper congratulations now then Crazy and I'm not sure I could have waited either! September is clearly a very luck month on this thread Grin

felicityFlick · 02/09/2010 14:29

Saw this and thought of you cave agnus castus info

LankyLegs · 02/09/2010 14:29

Brilliant! Well done Crazy I bet you are proper pleased now!! I think we can officially congratulate you now! CONGRATS!!!

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crazybutterflylady · 02/09/2010 14:39

Yes I feel really loads better, I feel like I can breathe now (and stop weeing :) ).

Sorry again to have harped on about it all day... I promise to STFU now ;)

thank youuuuuuuu Grin Grin

xxx

LankyLegs · 02/09/2010 14:45

Don't be silly - happy to be of service! Enjoy the feeling and once again congrats to you and MrCrazy again Grin

Right- really am going to do some work now!

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felicityFlick · 02/09/2010 14:47

What lanky said! Glad we could be here to listen and help :)

Kaloki · 02/09/2010 14:52

Wow, look at all the BFP's!! Congrats to you all! Hope you are all good :)

felicityFlick · 02/09/2010 14:53

KALOKI!! 9 days! How ARE you?! How are those nasty cramps and the poorly cervix? Tell all xx

cherrycobbler · 02/09/2010 15:09

Proper congrats crazy hope you are starting to enjoy it and it is starting to sink in... :) Do keep us updated with how you go.

BeautifulBridetobeKaloki hello!! how are the plans going??

lanky and flick I use an old humous plastic pot for testing purposes. It is far from ideal but what I had to hand. V jealous of bday lunch lanky - sounds complete yum. Any suggestions for somewhere lovely to take DH in the next couple of months for belated bday treat? We went to Locanda Locatelli for our anniversary and really liked it but probably want somewhere a bit more relaxed but with lots of delicious food and yummy wine.

Truffkin · 02/09/2010 15:10

Hi Kaloki oh my, 9 days and couting. You muct be brimming over with dread nerves last minute to do lists excitement! Are you all ready for the big day then?

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