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15 toys NOT to buy your DC this Christmas

34 replies

MmeLindt · 27/11/2009 17:40

According to the Huffington Post

Can you add to the list?

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CocoLP · 27/11/2009 17:43

I can't get it to move, so this might have been on it. But if not, Moon Sand tis the work of the Devil.

MmeLindt · 27/11/2009 17:52

Anything with Sand in the name gets a thumb down from me.

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thrifty · 27/11/2009 18:09

ooo, i quite like the look of the petrol powered audi TT. it looks really cool

the tongue kissing lolly though... gross.

agree with moon sand, a nightmare, and slime, and chocolate golden coin maker (see other thread), and apparently those power rangers solar glasses (much to the dissappointment of ds when he realises that FC hasn't got him any).

MmeLindt · 27/11/2009 18:10

Coco
you have to click on 'next' to see the other things.

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CocoLP · 27/11/2009 18:25

I tried.
It hates me.

scrappydappydoo · 27/11/2009 18:30

Coco - I had to refresh several times before it would let me move on. I am at the kissing lollies and the poledancing doll!!! LOL at the threatening elmo (but can't believe fp didn't want to know!) and well the tarzan was just ill thought out but v. amusing..

BellaBear · 27/11/2009 18:37

It won't let me browse them either

mazzystartled · 27/11/2009 18:40

I think the Playmoil checkpoint is a hoot. They also have a safecrackers set. It rocks.

My nomination is "Punjabi Prison Match". Armando Ianucci could scarcely think up a less appropriately concieved or titled toy.

serinBrightside · 27/11/2009 20:55

Ooooohh, I have bought the safecrackers set!
Will blame playmobil if DK's grow up to be bank robbers!

herbietea · 27/11/2009 21:02

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theagedparent · 27/11/2009 21:04

Nothing wrong with the breastfeeding doll and the fish preparation toy looks great fun.

SixtyFootDoll · 27/11/2009 21:05

I cant gt past the cleaning set

GrimmaTheNome · 27/11/2009 21:28

I was rather at some toys at John Lewis on an ad in the paper the other weekend. It was some of the Playmobile Egyptian range ... each had a tomb or skeleton or (surely every small child's must-have list) canopic jars. OK, Egyptian stuff is cool for older kids but surely a tadge macabre for the playmobile age?

VickyA · 28/11/2009 08:43

Try this link instead. The slides work for me then.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 28/11/2009 08:46

playmobile age? I've not grown out of the stuff yet! (and neither has 10 yo dd)

Marne · 28/11/2009 09:00

Dd1 liked the look of the fish that you can fillet.

I would have loved the breast feeding doll as a child .

I can add, moon sand, play dough ice cream shop and hot wheels.

shockers · 28/11/2009 09:01

"because you shouldn't have to wait until you have breasts to start breastfeeding your baby"

thrifty · 28/11/2009 09:32

thanks for the second link vickya, i have just watched the tarzan vid. lol.

WhatDidISayRoy · 29/11/2009 11:28

we have had gelli baff - quite good

and the electric shock game is brill for drinking party games.

BrigitBigKnickers · 29/11/2009 11:43

Perhaps the Tarzan doll has paid a visit to the pole dancing doll!

Imagine the number of ambulances that would have to be called for elderly relatives of DCs bought these toys on Christrmas day!

LynetteScavo · 29/11/2009 11:49

It's being huffy with me too.

charlotteolivia · 29/11/2009 11:52

vTr8%3D#slide_image diabetes anyone try again!

charlotteolivia · 29/11/2009 11:54

arggghhhh
now??

BloodRedTulips · 29/11/2009 12:12

i just woke the baby laughing at self loving Tarzan