To counter the ^worst^ thread: what do you really want, but know no one will get for you this year?

[rempy]

I want a maintenance kit for my wormery.

Will anyone buy it? Will they buggery.

But I want it! I WANT IT!

I like my worms, I want them to be happy....

I want a Barbour Newmarket bag. But as it cost £150, I have no hope

A sewing machine.

But nobody will get it, they all think its boring.

But I want

a new bathroom or a shed

a car
Driving test is on 16th Dec. I think if I pass there should be a Peugeot 207 parked outside for me on Xmas day with a big ribbon round it.

craft stuff...love it but everyone sees it as 'work' for me cos I sell stuff that I make.

A whole 24 hours (perhaps in a Spa) with no interrupting phonecalls/messages to say where is this/what do I do about..

A shed. Now there is a proper christmas present.

Worm maintenance also too boring.

I can remember a thread a while ago where some poor mumsnetter knew she wouldn't be bought the cakerack she wanted as it was too practical!

Too practical! She WANTS it.

I really want one of my friend's Christmas puddings (she makes batches) and may indeed get

Teatowels (although noone will as think too dreary)

Pressure cooker (ditto)

Scales (ditto)

A long w/end away dsomewhere with great food and rooms with dh (Impossible as laways abroad and when home just wants to stay home)

a nice red shiny kitchen aid and a renovated kitchen to put it in.

How much is a wormery maintenance kit Rempy? Can't you buy it yourself?

socks

and a husband

A week in the Seychelles. For one.

Oh, fantasy christmas presents probably belong on a separate thread.

I want 8 hours uninterupted sleep, and then a lie in. Not going to happen for the next 18 years.

An Aga, but I know that is being totally unrealistic!

I would like a Christmas where my dd doesn't know what she is getting, all because my mil blabbed it out last week. Stupid woman.

I will buy my worms a maintenance kit after christmas, when no one has bought it for me.

Its just so irritating that people say "what do you want" "oh, I'm not buying you that, what about some bathsalts/box of biscuits/CD voucher."

I WANT THE WORM KIT. You asked.

This

A sat nav. I am sick of having to map read all alone in the car.

lovely thick new towels. or bedlinen.

this will be dimissed by all as not exciting enough, and I will receive and interactive DVD games. or "pampering" crap.

ComeOVeneer - nice handbag and such a bargain!

I want a pair of Red Duo Boots.

Actually, I want the pair my mum bought in teh sale but has never worn as 'they are a bit young' This is after she let me try them on to see how comfy as our leg measurements are the same.
I even offered to pay her for them but she wants to hang onto them.

But I can't get DH to spend over £100 on boots (sob)

I want a pair of Red Duo Boots.

Actually, I want the pair my mum bought in teh sale but has never worn as 'they are a bit young' This is after she let me try them on to see how comfy as our leg measurements are the same.
I even offered to pay her for them but she wants to hang onto them.

But I can't get DH to spend over £100 on boots (sob)

That's how bad I want them

A new job. Because the one I have stinks.

Rempy, why can't you get some sleep?