What would be the ^worst^ and most unsuitable Christmas present you could possibly receive?

[moondog]

For moi I think gift set of cheap oil 'infused' with some grass herbs along with some dried out spices and a crap mortar and pestle.

lmao

vibrator!!!!

Fucking hell.

my dad always buys me crabtree and evenlyn or arran aromatics

i dont acutually like it

(Wot is Bethany shop?)

Ah c'mon, who doesn't like a good 'driving anthem'?

Radar Love= Golden Earring

Would defy you not to tap xteering wheel and bellow along.

I got silky underwear from MIL one year.

It said "Party" on the back ...

WTF?!!

body lotion
I get it every year. but I'm too lazy/hurried to apply the stuff. Even have some good quality Molton Brown stuff gathering dust, long after the matching shower gel has been finished.

Oh, and kitchen gear. I can see the logic:
MIL thinks "Perkin likes cooking so she love this infused oil/cheeseboard/cookie cutter set", whereas my either I already have the offending item, or I've not got one because it's not worth having [ungrateful emoticon].

Boys are back in town=Thin Lizzy

Remember v pleasant road trip to Aberdeen with that on a loop circa 1986 and then rolling with fit lad from E'burgh in sand dunes on a warm Novemeber.

Unlikely I know, but true.

bethany shop is like the britsh heart foundation but better

Ah.

(unlikely bit is warm Nov. in Aberdeen, not me being with fit bloke.)

A family tree type book.

def leppard
you go MD!

Slippers

I get a pair from someone every year

By 16th Jan they ming because I have foot odour ishoos

Howzabout one fo those appalling 'experiences'? Sommething like driving around a windy track in a vaguely sporty car with some dull bloke called Graham who is only doing it because he wasn't good enough to race professionally?

Have loads of Def Leppard on iPod for gym.

Pour some sugar on me
Animal

Cheese sets.

Novelty kitchen items.

Chick lit books /DVDs

Candles

And what will evil SIL buy this year ? The low point so far was a bottle of dip (clearly containing gluten which I can't have) and a cheap and nasty candle. Or was it the giant perspex pepper grinder filled with an assortment of coloured peppercorns..

cmot, what do yuo buy for her??

I got bought a blow torch by hubby 2 years ago which resulted in floods of tears as was 7 months pregnant.
He said i could make creme brulee = i hate it.

Also chocolate wine by inlaws.

my SIL gives me all the freebies she gets from the estee lauder/clinque/clarins counters she gets when she buys her make up/skincare

she thinks i dont know they are freebies

chocolate wine

NP what is the problem.As long as they are useful?

my dh bought me an electric blanket one year

inside was hidden a bottle of chanel but he wont EVER do that again...

MIL bought us a dinner service without plates in it She claimed it was not a dinner service but a tea set although there was no teapot/milk jug and there were 2 gravy boats with it.

no it inst a prob re the freebies
but she fobs them off as bought presents which i think is stupid

Brill re dinner set.
This is v funny.

WHAT THE FUCK is chocoalte wine

First Christmas ever dh bought me a linen wall hanging pocket thing and Oxfam cookbook.

Last year was Christmas of stinging goatskin jerkin (size 20-am a 12)from Tajikistan.

One of those homeopathy for childbirth kits would probably go down quite badly with me.