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Tesco Christmas slots 🎄

244 replies

yamsam · Yesterday 23:55

Who's else setting their alarms ridiculously early tomorrow morning to join the Tesco queue and bag their Christmas delivery slot? 🤣🎄

My husband gets up for work at 4:45am anyway, so he's already been instructed to wake me up at the same time so I can get myself ready to jump in the queue at 5am!

Thought I'd start a little thread so we can all keep each other company tomorrow morning while we're half asleep, clutching our coffees and desperately waiting for our turn to book our Christmas slots!

Who's joining me for the annual Tesco Christmas slot madness?

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Glittertwins · Today 05:54

I assume I am, it just says it’s paused on my phone!

KnottyKnitting · Today 05:55

South Essex here

ExplodingCarrots · Today 05:55

@DaisyDooley yes. Past 2 years it hasn’t been too bad wait wise. Think they learnt their lesson from few years back when it was chaos and it crashed .

Catatthedoor · Today 05:55

@Skybluecoat no same store and we live ten minutes from each other!

ExplodingCarrots · Today 05:55

@Ferns26updates automatically.

Wellfuckme · Today 05:56

In now as well

TheWomanTheyCallJayne · Today 05:56

Could have had half an hour more sleep…

ihavebecomecomfortablynumb · Today 05:56

Checking in, I set the alarm for 5am and I’m freezing ‘cos the heating hasn’t come on yet. I’ve been logged on since 5:15, half asleep with a coffee, patiently waiting.

Catatthedoor · Today 05:56

@ExplodingCarrots fun times 🤣

Wackywippet · Today 05:57

I was on the web site trying to order some gym clothes and I got kicked of and this red message appeared saying if I'm not there to order for Christmas,come back later ..really annoying.. anyone know how long I have to wait before normal service is resumed

ExplodingCarrots · Today 05:57

@Catatthedoor can’t believe we’re back at this time of year 😄

Skybluecoat · Today 05:58

Catatthedoor · Today 05:55

@Skybluecoat no same store and we live ten minutes from each other!

I’m impressed you can manage two of these simultaneously. My nerves are shot every year with one.

It must be like playing bingo with two cards!

Yiayoula · Today 05:58

@ExplodingCarrots - I remember that crash.
Just pondering how much of my life has been spent in the Tesco Christmas Queue…..

Mummyoflittledragon · Today 05:58

I can’t believe it didn’t open until 5.47 here! What a palaver.

ExplodingCarrots · Today 05:59

@Yiayoulathats why I have both laptop and iPad open just in case. I never trust one device now I always have a back up.

yamsam · Today 06:00

SpidersAreShitheads · Today 05:54

How long do you reckon the wait will be once it opens at 6am? I haven’t been to bed yet (for reasons unrelated to Tesco!) and I’m so tired!!

Last year I think I waited about 20 minutes once the actual queue started

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Manymanynames · Today 06:00

12 min wait time here

KnottyKnitting · Today 06:00

Mine now says - Wait time 10 mins

ExplodingCarrots · Today 06:00

2 minute wait time for me x

trossardmartinelli · Today 06:00

Mine says wait time 9 minutes

Catatthedoor · Today 06:01

@Skybluecoat haha, it feels less fretful than previous years, mum just gives me the dates she wants and I do them both at tandem and hope the kids stay asleep!
14 minutes wait now on mine, 17 on theirs

thenightsky · Today 06:01

23 mins wait time here.

Wellfuckme · Today 06:01

Wait time is 7 mins for me

Skybluecoat · Today 06:01

11 bloody minutes?!

OopsImUpsideDown · Today 06:01

18 mins here

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