You can ban one thing from Christmas for everyone forever

[iCod]

What is it going to be?
Mine would be the phrase "picky bits"
you're not cute, it's shit.

Elves or Christmas Eve boxes, elves or Christmas Eve boxes...? One of those. I know everyone can please themselves, but if I'm mistress of the universe, they can please themselves without one of those fucking irritating additions.

Elf on the shelf
christmas eve boxes
Matching family pyjamas

Oh god, I might need to revise my edict and ban "posh hot choc". I'm clearly the Grinch.

Noddy Holder

Outside lights that flash.

They drive me crazy every year. If you want flashing lights then put them inside where only you have to look at them, don't force them on your neighbours!!

Shops selling anything Christmassey before Bonfire Night.

Smug round robins. Those come into our house whereas the others stay in other houses.

Christmas music in supermarkets. Jona fucking Lewie can get himself in the bin.

Recordings of unknowns singing Christmas songs because the shop won’t pay copyright.

Secret Santa….basically wasting money buying tat for someone you hardly know and getting pretty much the same in return.

lol

The word Betwixtmas. Or Twixmas. Toe-curlingly twee, just say after Christmas.

Turkey. It's like eating cardboard.

Yes was trying to think of something and this is definitely it, I loathe Secret Santa.

All of the above but especially picky bits.

“Santas been” AKA, look at my ginormous pile of tat I’ve brought purely with my social media post in mind and not the plastic shit that will end up in landfill less than a month after Christmas.

I don’t do small Christmases, but I don’t just buy ‘stocking fillers’ just to bulk out a pile. Annoys me no end.

What the heck is Betwixtmas?!
It took a comical number of attempts to type that out without my phone trying to correct it to something

Consumerism.

I cook it beautifully 😁 make slits all over, under the skin and stuff with herb butter. Delicious.

"Traditions". Basically the idea of doing something just because its expected or traditional. People can do what ever they like if that's what they like doing... but stop judging everyone else.

Calling the season Xmas, Crimbo or Holidays. (I don't mind Winterval.)

We have picky bits all year round. Are we allowed to use it the rest of the year? It's just banned at Christmas?

Any form of flashing Christmas lights. I adore Christmas lights but if you have outdoor ones that flash in a seizure inducing manner, I will walk past with scissors and cut the wire in half.

Christmas tree and all the tat attached to it. Environmental disaster!

This is the Christmas season in fact. Ends 5th Jan.