Can’t stop laughing at this

[IndiaAutumn]

Advent calendar

Especially the picture of them hanging them on the tree 😭

Oh my, is this a sex egg? 🤣

If I was to see this on someone’s tree I would assume it was some sort of hanging chocolate snack.

Mortifying. 😆

"Lotion included" 😐

I perhaps shouldn’t have clicked on the link

Why? Did you "accidentally" buy it?

No! lol! But it will undoubtedly show up somehow on my social media platforms 😆

I have so many questions.

Mainly, how are there 25 different options?

Wow, I'm a guy and I only clicked this thread because it came up in the popular side bar... but now I totally want one of these, used to have a few eggs and they were a great fun for time by myself 😅

I do share the sentiment of how can they have 25 different options though!

Definitely wouldn't be hanging anything on the tree and risking having to explain it mind 😂

It says one use so maybe it's one a day. Like an apple a day?! 😁

I don't quite understand what this product is?
It's a man thing? you push your willy into the egg?

£99 is very expensive.

So many questions!

Am I being thick or is this basically a disposable silicone wank sock for men?

What is this????

Ahhh I think you've hit on the winning descriptor.

Why are they hanging on the tree in the advert? Why do you need a special advent wank?

It's all cringe.

Oh I assumed it was going up your bum 😂

Haha pmsl over “special advent wank” @winewolfhowls
Is that what they are ot do they go in err orifices? Eeuuww!!

I've never heard of these and I'm still none the wiser after clicking the link.

I thought it was a chocolate egg. Well it kind of is isn't it ......

How very educational.

https://tenga.co.uk/products/egg-vp006 Ooo there's a video on this page. I am enlightened 😂

25th (which shouldn't feature on an advent calendar) is a different shape?

That's what l thought!

The enthusiasm of the narrator in the video linked above is...admirable? DH is wondering why I'm giggling at the laptop :)

It's what Jesus would have wanted...

Well, Mumsnet is certainly educational. I had no idea... a hundred quid though!

They don’t seem very good for the environment. At least a sock is washable?

Eggy fleshlights? Is that the comparison? Jesus wept. Literally, if he was given this advent calendar.

Santa comes but once a year, but when he does he fills your disposable silicone wank sock. 🤔