Listening to DH wrapping my presents and I think he’s got me a live lobster

[WhenisitmyturntobePM]

It’s the only explanation. So far I’ve heard:

What the bugger….?
Breathe, just breathe…
1….. 2….. 3….. 4
Right I’m not wrapping it. I’m just not.
Arrrrrggggghhhhh

And the best…. ‘Fuckinora!’

I’ve offered to help but it didn’t go down well.

For context, we usually get each other about 3 presents and he’s been wrapping for an hour.

Brilliant you must report back tomorrow to let us know how said lobster is 🤣

Following for the update tomorrow 😂

😄 Too funny. Tell him to just put it in a box.

I think you should name him Reginald.

Maybe it's for lunch 😂

Please make sure you tell us what it is tomorrow 😂

Fuckinora is an excellently creative swear.

Maybe! Nice username, I think you’re about to (temporarily) lose your crown though 😂

This is hilarious! I wonder what it is! 😄

Excited to know what you’re going to call it 😂🦞

cactus?

Checking in for tomorrow 😂

I will, I promise! I fear it might not live up to the hype though!

Well I think ‘fuckinora’ has got to be worth considering 🤣

In awe of fuckinora...
Following for the big reveal...

This is very funny!

Fuckinora! 😂

Oh. A live lobster would be an ideal Xmas present for me. I'm jealous! 🤤

Fucking Nora?

OK you got me. Posted for the update.

Same, I have to know.

fuckina

That's got to be the word to work into conversation tomorrow

I'm sorry, but that self-talk has me in stitches!
Make him a drink ffs!!! 🌹

Has it hurt him yet

Here for thw reveal 😊🦀