Listening to DH wrapping my presents and I think he’s got me a live lobster

[WhenisitmyturntobePM]

It’s the only explanation. So far I’ve heard:

What the bugger….?
Breathe, just breathe…
1….. 2….. 3….. 4
Right I’m not wrapping it. I’m just not.
Arrrrrggggghhhhh

And the best…. ‘Fuckinora!’

I’ve offered to help but it didn’t go down well.

For context, we usually get each other about 3 presents and he’s been wrapping for an hour.

Shameless place mark.

I'm pretty sure the original sweary phrase was 'bloody Norah' - which might be more apt for wrestling some of the gifts mentioned (or a normal cat).

🤣🦞

Right, I’m off to bed. I need my rest so I can do battle with the present tomorrow. I will report back but I fear you should all manage your expectations.

Night all and Merry Christmas 🤶

2 words it is...Jack Duckworth on Coro used to water it down to "Bloody Nora"

Or was it "Flamin' Nora"

My DH can wrap stuff. My PIL clearly did better raising DH than I have done with DS. I've been asking DS to wrap his present for his daughter for days, he says he will but he didn't. So DH did it instead.

Place marking. Need to know what it is. 😂

I feel sorry for Nora

Look due to having the willpower of an excitable 5 year old I now have no presents to open tomorrow, having caved about two hours ago and opened the only two i hadn't already opened over the past week.

So it could be socks as far as I'm concerned I'm just looking forward to the grand reveal.

Wow man finds it hard to wrap present

Ooh someone is getting coal in their stocking tomorrow.

Merry Christmas. 😘

My guess is a really unusual vase

This made me giggle while dealing with my awake in the night again DD. I gave up wrapping her little walker trolley and put it under the tree as it is with the bricks wrapped in it instead!
My partner strangely is a much better wrapper than me and actually quite enjoys it.

Budge up, I'm getting in line too! Wanna see pics of Nora tomorrow.

Can’t wait to see the lobster tomorrow!

Following for the reveal 😄

Fallowing too!

Best Christmas thread!

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I did all the presents… not worth the he hassle. Meanwhile, he cleaned the oven which was not unlike the lead soprano’s diva-like suicide scene at the end of an opera. (Ie- ffs, get on with it.)

It's getting nearer to the reveal!

Not wrapping, but my husband called the Nerf gun rack he put together this evening, a cunt.
I laughed out loud involuntarily. I'm not sure there's many presents that deserve such an accolade!

Heavily invested 🧑‍🎄

😂 made my night