Today I had to clear out the freezer to make space for the turkey.
Trouble is, that dinner for 4 adults this evening is:
2 individual pepperoni pizzas
Nine pigs in blankets left over from last Christmas
One beefburger
Two elderly part-baked baguettes
One Linda McCartney cheese and leek plait
One small bag of microwavable frozen rice
Please tell me I'm not alone in this madness 