Strangest Christmas presents your DC have asked for?

[MrsCK]

In need of a giggle...what are the strangest things your DC have asked for?

That's tough erm maybe water with a bit food colouring and a bath toy? It's the closest thing I can come up with.

I'd love to spend a bit of time in a littleys head sometimes just to see how their minds work. They're fab!

Tesco rechargeable batteries last year

I know, it is kind of adorable. In a, you know, gross sort of way.

Blue tack. Every year

DD who is 7 wrote "can i please have a real unicorn for xmas but if she won't come to my home can you give my white bulldog a unicorn horn and i'll ride her" 😂😂

my son once asked for a rock polisher......he was 4.........

this year i have the usual crap, including a pony (we have 3)

i've just asked my 3 year old and puzza

"a present!"

I keep asking what kind of present but can get no further DD (2.5)

DD wanted a baby sister from age 3 onwards - my delivery of 3 brothers to her did nothing to satisfy this wish, poor DS3 was greeted with a 'is that ANOTHER boy, for goodness sake'

EvansOvalPies ukeleles are one of the random special items at Lidl this week...

ShuckingFit - check out the presents on this morning websites. There was something that might fit the bill..

A hosepipe

A colour wheel (we were mystified so he didn't get it but it turned out it was the sort of thing paint manufacturers give away to help you choose good colour combinations).

Sorry I don't know how to tag someone.
Gamer chick - Amazon have them
Wilson Mr.Wilson (Cast Away) Beach Volleyball - White www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00005LL1K/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_-RzsybAHWD9PA

DS asked for a 3 piece suit when he was about 5.

Did you get him one?

Am giggling at 'Brian plug'. Fantastic.

Last year DS (3 at the time) asked for cheese. This year he asked for a pylon (we were driving past some at the time). Managed to convince him that it would be much better to make our own using straws and sellotape!

DS wanted cheese. One of the really huge blocks from Makro. We got it and he was delighted. It was better than the Heelys and remote controlled car his grandparents bought him apparently.

My 9 and 11 yr olds have requested a pot noodle each! I never but them, I probably haven't even had one since I was a student.

I suspect their dad must have given one at some point and suggested they didn't mention it to me so now it is the world's most exotic foodstuff

DS1 asked for post it notes when he was about 4, 10 years on and it's all about the cash!

A microphone to wake someone up.

On his nursery Santa letter, where everyone else was asking for Lego....

Last year DD2 asked for a seagull. We got her a cuddly one. She wasn't impressed - wanted a real one.

My son wanted an otter. He was 22

DD 7 has asked Santa for a cardboard box nothing else just a Cardboard box when asked why she said as it can be anything I want it to be using my imagination

My middle child wants

A plastering kit
And an
Arc welder

Shes 11, plastering kit i understand (i think) but an arc welder???

Ds1 (3) wants a hay bale wrapper he has a 1:32 scale model farm amd luckily they make all sorts of scale farming crap, it costs a fortune though .
I asked him to help me wrote ds2s (9months) letter and asked what I should put on it ds1 was adiment his brother wants a blue square for Christmas. I don't know what sort of blue square!