'Oh I'll never spoil mine at Christmas' well behold, under our tree there will be......

[WellErrr]

A fucking horse.

Is it some kind of Christmas madness?? Does anyone else get gripped by it?

I am usually pretty tight and determined to not have spoilt children. I don't know where this has come from.

Anyone else?

You've bought your kids a horse?

Yes.

Well, a pony. A little one. Less than an xBox anyway.

Wut? A real live one??

Buying a pony is the cheap part. Keeping it is the expensive bit.

Wow....every kids dream Christmas present

Yes it's real. Picked her up yesterday.

Picture or it didn't happen

I want a pony! Will you adopt me?

I sound mad now - I already have a horse and live on a farm so not as bonkers as it sounds. I feel shit though as I think it's too much. I was just imagining their little faces.

Before having children I really didn't get how people could spoil them but here I am....

Yes Her, no probs

Well if anyone says

"That sounds a bit much for your 2 year old" we can say "but WellErr bought their children a pony so nerrrr"

How on earth are you going to wrap it, smuggle it under the tree and get it to keep quiet til morning?

😮

😁

Yay! New mummy for me!
RJ

I was thinking tinsel round the neck? I could probably get her into the kitchen. Wouldn't want it shitting in the sitting room

What about a big bow tied on to the head collar?

Please, please, please can I come and live at your house WellErr? I'd love a pony! And a puppy and a floofy kitten and one of those wee little pygmy goats......

I think it's lovely. Your DC's are so lucky!

My main problem at the moment is hiding it. She wouldn't go in the attic so she's currently sideways on under the spare bed.

(That last bit wasn't true, RSPCA)

Is said pony going to be a house horse?

Thank you. Feel bad now as this looks like stealth boast but it's really not, she was cheap as chips.

Aw yes. A house horse. Like on the Amazon ad.

Yes Walter.

In fact I'm just off to Pets at Home for the biggest litter tray they have. And a basket

Neigh, they won't be spoiled. They will love it.

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You live on a farm....I think you get the exception

Haha, that's funny. I feel the same.

I will not spoil them.
I will not spoil them.

Ooooooooooppssss.