Christmas bargrain thread 5 - with ‘furry boobs’, and ‘can somebody please explain why I have just bought Elf on the shelf when I have a house full of teenagers’

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On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a milking
Seven swans a swimming
Six geese a laying
FIVE GO-OLD RINGS!!
Four Calling Birds
Three French hens
Two Turtle Doves
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

Twelve drummers drumming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a milking
Seven swans a swimming
Six geese a laying
FIVE GO-OLD RINGS!!
Four Calling Birds
Three French hens
Two Turtle Doves
And a partridge in a pear tree!

Phew - water break

O' Christmas tree, O' Christmas tree

Thy leaves are so unchanging

O' Christmas tree, O' Christmas tree

They leaves are so unchanging

Not only green when summer's here

But also when tis cold and drear

O' Christmas tree, O' Christmas tree

Thy leaves are so unchanging

My turn.

Jingle bells

batman dmells

robin ran aeat

I don't seem to be able to spell anymore.

Thank The Lord you've got here - I was starting to panic

Oh Christmas trr

FFS

Oh Christmas tree

How lovely are your branxhes

er...

Jingle bells

Will it be me?