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Fellatio's Poncetastic Christmas Thread 2011 is.....

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FellatioNelson · 24/09/2011 09:14

open for business. Knock yerselves out. Grin

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CiderwithBuda · 30/10/2011 17:19

Hello ponceroonies.

Peachy - sorry for ignoring you about carnival - didn't get back to thread. I think we will do north petherton. Have never been! Will look out for you and come say hello.

Well I feel that other than shopping I have done nothing for Xmas yet. Not even my cake. Tomorrows job is to do an ocado order. Have a £15 off coupon so figure can get my cake stuff for free with that. Planning two smallish cakes - one to take to my parents for Xmas and one for us.

Will try my mincemeat from last year and see how it is. My pastry was crap though!

Have been away for a week in and am also still in sorting house mode. Some furniture and curtains should arrive this week and I should finally get living room curtains picked and ordered.

I went to Home Sense on Friday and bought a few things. Bought a nice wreath with silver decorations on which will look nice on our new front door which will be panted dark grey. Got a long hanging thing with silver baubles on which will be nice on mantlepiece in living room or on banister. Got a red and white wreath made of bells which will be nice in kitchen somewhere.

Need to decide when to put decs up. I don't like doing it too early but DS and I go to Dublin on 18th so probably the weekend before. Fingers crossed my new sofa and curtains will have arrived by then!

BarryStar · 30/10/2011 20:44

Grumpy -shame, but guess my dh will be pleased to hear it! Your brother does sound seriously handy in the kitchen though.

Cider, your new curtains and sofa will surely mean you have to treat yourself to all new matching decs now?! I've recently become a convert of putting the decs up early December, as I can't bear to have them up past the 27th, so unless they get put up quite early, there's not much point.

Have been doing Halloween poncery today - spent an inordinate amount of time carving the pumpkin, but am ridiculously pleased with the results!

Doilooklikeatourist · 31/10/2011 22:42

The Christmas cake fruit is marinating nicely , and will be made on Wednesday .
Went into wilkinsons ( I don't think it's a very poncetastic shop , a bit worried to admit I've been in ) had some lovely Christmassy ribbon ( bought 6 ) a red glass bowl and some silver glitter tea light candles.
Started my Christmas shopping ! Hurray ! DD wants a manicure set so that was easy.
Someone mentioned glittery jam ? Please tell me how? Made some raspberry jam in the summer from raspberries that were picked and jammed within 24 hours for my Christmas hampers, but glitter jam sounds pure ponce jam and I need some.

Squitch · 01/11/2011 07:28

Christmas cake is made (not sure about it though, never made one before). I'm contemplating what to do now with the bay window in the dining room. I was thinking about stringing white pompoms and putting them hanging down around it to look like snowballs, but I'm not sure. Could either look lovely or look like i've decided to use a beaded curtain as a cheap blind option. WHat do you think?

girlywhirly · 01/11/2011 08:37

Squitch, you could hang a few snowflake type decorations in amongst the snowball pompoms, I think that would look lovely.

I think you can mix cheaper decorations in with more costly ones and no-one would be able to pick them out unless they are very distinctive in design. It's more about what you do with them that makes them poncetastic imo.

Kingsroadie · 01/11/2011 09:19

Hi everyone,
Just a quick and purely selfish post - I have Nigella's Christmas Book but can't find the glittery jam recipe?! Am I going mad? If it is in that book and could point me to a page number I would be most grateful - thank you!

November today - December drawing ever nearer Grin

pARGHssTheTwiglets · 01/11/2011 09:22

Was it the chilli jam from the Nigella Xmas book? Never made it but Nigella says it's flecked but doesn't use the word glitter... am I looking at the wrong recipe? You can actually buy edible glitter so I guess you could just shove that in the jam?

pARGHssTheTwiglets · 01/11/2011 09:23

Hah, x-posts with Kingsroadie!

Kingsroadie · 01/11/2011 09:30

Great minds Twiglets (or perhaps not as we both seem unable to find the recipe! Grin)

CiderwithBuda · 01/11/2011 09:48

BarryStar - you would think so wouldn't you? We are in a new house and in our own house for first time for years. It's a 3 Xmas tree house at least! We have far too much Xmas decs anyway but I am very excited about getting everything out and working out where it will all go in this house.

And I am dying to get all the curtains etc sorted as we still feel like we are camping at the moment.

pARGHssTheTwiglets · 01/11/2011 10:07

:o @ Kingsroadie

I think it must have been the Chilli Jam. Nigella does say how pretty it looks with bits of red speckled throughout it.

grumpybat · 01/11/2011 11:41

November 1st....must be time to soak the fruit for poncy christmas cake presents. GInger and date christmas cake anyone?

grumpybat · 01/11/2011 11:42

I have just bought a proper big silver cake tin. One of the ones that will still be here when I'm dust. PONCE ponce ponce ponce........

sybilfaulty · 01/11/2011 13:18

The chilli jam is fab, works really well for very little effort. Not really glittery though. I have always found "normal" jam quite hard to make as well as being rather costly. Does anyone have a good recipe? Which fruit would I use now - maybe plums? Plum jam is great. Are damsons in season still or am I now too late?

She does use a lot of edible glitter which is available on Ebay. Good for rocky road to make as presents.

That tin sounds splendid. I want one.

Kingsroadie · 01/11/2011 13:56

Twiglets - am confused - am sure it's not the chilli one - I have made that before and the flecks are just the chillies I think. Mind you, edible glitter can be bunged into anything so I suppose we could just add it to any jam!

Ooh nice grumpy - I have a set of 3 Peter Jones ones, one of which now contains my Christmas cake. However, the silver is v tempting...

Sybil - I too have never actually made jam, except chilli jam which I sort of feel doesn't count. Have made countless chutneys but no fruit jam. So will also be pleased to have a good recipe recommended! If I do one I'd be tempted to do one with berries as am very lazy and stoning all those plums would be the death of me I think...

Peachy · 01/11/2011 16:44

Plum and fig sybil? GHI do one, easy as.

8 figs, stalks trimmed
1kg plums
juice and rind of an orange
1 tsp each cinnamon, ground cloves
1.2 kg caster sugar (or cheat like me and use half jam sugar)
50ml water

Stir together, slowly bring heat up so sugar dissolves. Cook gently for 20 mins squashing fruit gently with a wooden spoon- or in my house, cook gently then mash like heck with a spud basher. Works fine LOL!

Bring up heat and boil; bubble until setting point is reached (105 centigrade) ( or put a damp saucer in freezer before you begin, when you think you are there drop a little jam on to saucer and if it wrinkles when gently pushed you are there).

Take pan off heat and pour into sterilised jars- dishwasher fine (especially as hot jam sterilises to an extent anyway), or rinse out with hot water then dry off in a moderate oven.

We are having this with toasted fruit bread on Christmas Day morning for brekkie.

Peachy · 01/11/2011 16:47

Oh and jams-

berries like strawberries harder as low pectin: there's a list here, you can buy pectin setting agent or jam / preserving sugar. Lots of jams like the one above mix a low with a high fruit- Mum always made her jam this way, eg apple and rosehip

Peachy · 01/11/2011 16:48

Twigletts yum at ginger cake- making sour cherry and amaretto version for sister this weekend, and a version of the Delia pud that uses ginger wine

Peachy · 01/11/2011 16:50

DoI I have the wilkinsons ribbons too LOL, indeed I gifted some of above jam wrapped in the leopard print variety just yesterday... yes folks, THAT is the lengths to which i will go to in order to avoid housework!

Peachy · 01/11/2011 16:52

Argh sorry multi posts, sorry

Buda- hope to see you Saturday: I will be the one in the blue frock. Well, the older bird of the two, don;t think I could pass for otehr lady who is just 16 Wink

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WaitingForMe · 01/11/2011 19:24

Cinnamon honey butter sounds good. I hadn't given much thought to Christmas breakfast but this and glittery jam are now on the to do list!

pARGHssTheTwiglets · 02/11/2011 09:20

Thunderbolt, where did you get your cranberries for Nigella's Christmas Chutney? I'm desperate to make mine but no cranberries to be seen yet...

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grumpykat · 02/11/2011 20:42

Cinnamon honey butter? Om nom.
Cake baking day tomorrow....mix mix (scoff) mix mix

Here is the duck curry recipe for those that requested it.

Masala
1/2 tsp turmeric
1 tsp cumin
1/2 tsp fresh black pepper
seeds of 8 cardamoms
cinnamon stick
8 cloves
1 1/2 inch thumb of ginger peeled
8 cloves garlic
8 dry red chillis (seeded) unless you don't like hot, then use 4.
1 heaped tsp flour

Others
300ml oil
4 meduim onions, 3 finely chopped, 1 sliced
6 green chillis (seeded)
1/2 tin plum tomatos, mashed
4 large potatoes, quartered
1 duck jointed into 6/8 pieces
400ml can coconut milk
2 Tbsp vinegar
salt
Coriander to garnish

Grind the masala with the flour and 3-4 tbsp water and put to one side.

Take a pan big enough to hold the duck and potatoes, heat all but 3tbsp of the oil and fry the finely chopped onions gently. The longer the better, until they're soft and golden brown. Don't let them crisp, add a little water if necessary.
Add the masala paste and stir fry so it doesn't stick. Cook it through for at least five minutes, the oil should separate from the spice mixture and it should smell GOOD.
Next add the green chillis, tomatoes and potatoes and cook for 1 minute.
Add the duck pieces and fry them off in the masala for 5 or so minutes on a medium heat. They should take a good colour.
Add 100-150 ml of water and turn down to a simmer.
Cook until about 2/3rds done and then add the coconut milk. Cook on until tender and the sauce is like a thick gravy.
Add the vinegar and salt to taste.

You can do up to here in the morning and then ponce around happily doing other things/drinking wine until tea time. Then just heat it up again!

As the duck is finishing off, fry the sliced onion in the remaining oil until crispy brown. Drain it on kitchen towel and use as a garnish with the coriander.

Serve with pullau rice etc.

'Tis a marvellous, hassle free curry. Tastes ace. An Anglo-Indian Christmas special from Mumbai.