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Fellatio's Poncetastic Christmas Thread 2011 is.....

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FellatioNelson · 24/09/2011 09:14

open for business. Knock yerselves out. Grin

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Kingsroadie · 12/10/2011 13:31

IdHarmaPumpkin - Mine is similar in weight and density - could def knock someone out if thrown at their head - it is now wrapped in brown paper having been fed once - think it's time to do it again! Also Delia btw. Pissed myself at "prison for naughty raisins" - great analogy. It did feel like it was about 90% raisin (which in fact it probably isn't too far off).

Need to get started on the mince meat but have used up more of my dried grapes in various varieties than I expected

Kingsroadie · 12/10/2011 13:32

PS - Hi Blathers !

rhondajean · 12/10/2011 14:05

Girly I need dried and fresh cranberries for it. I can do it early December, which gives it a couple of weeks to mature before I make the pies, I am just starting to have my usual hyperventilation about things!!

Cake next week definitely though, while I am off work :-)

BarryStar · 12/10/2011 14:29

Your cake sounds perfect Idharm (well, it sounds like mine looks!) Have been a bit derailed re Christmas spirit today cos our kitty got knocked down last night and am very sad. Hence have done next to nothing today other than loiter on MN.

I would like the sprout recipe rhonda please? Sounds lovely.

Not sure if this should be on this thread or the handmade Christmas thread - but if any of you like to write your christmas cards in gold or silver metallic pen (which surely is poncetastic?) there's an offer on in The Works this week, £1 for pack of three, plus free pack.

Peachy · 12/10/2011 14:33

Recipe for creamed brussels please? DH loves sprouts in any form.

Also LMAO at raisin prison; bang on

If anyone ever comes across a mincement reci[pe that is apple and cherry free let me know as ds1 has developed allergies to both in the past few months. Ta

BlathersFright · 12/10/2011 14:33

Hi Kings :)

Peachy · 12/10/2011 14:33

Barry about Kitten Sad

RiffRaffeta · 12/10/2011 14:38

Oh Barry. Sad

BlathersFright · 12/10/2011 14:55

Just seen your post about your kitten Barry Sad

BarryStar · 12/10/2011 14:59

Thank you lovely people :(

TheSkiingGardener · 12/10/2011 15:21

Sorry to hear about your kitten Barry. Very sad.

TheSkiingGardener · 12/10/2011 15:22

Fellation Any chance you, or someone equally as lovely could post the prune and armagnac ice cream recipe.

I am gradually emptying the freezer ready for Christmas food and ice cream making and still dream of a chocolate, prune and armagnac ice cream I once had in France.

FellatioNelson · 12/10/2011 16:56

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FellatioNelson · 12/10/2011 16:57

Yes, TSG* I'll post it for you, might have to be tomorrow now though. Smile

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ChooChooWowWow · 12/10/2011 17:37

Oh I love this thread. I was new last year and to shy to join in Blush.

Can I play with you all this year please?.

My tree theme this year is pearl and crystal. I just ordered 1000s of said pearls and crystals from e bay so I can start making my baubles and garlands.

My youngest dc started school in September so from now on my days will be all mine to spend making the most pocetastic frippery ever seen Grin

rhondajean · 12/10/2011 20:08

Creamed brussel sprouts are very easy.

Cook your sprouts, then cool and chop them up. Re heat in double cream with pancetta and the secret ingredient - nutmeg. You can miss out the pancetta if you are vegetarian, but the nutmeg really enhances the cream and makes it taste fabulous.

Its a rich and impressive dish - you wont want to eat too much of it - but its been known to convert even the most staunch sprout hater.

Cannot wait!!

Doilooklikeatourist · 12/10/2011 20:27

Laughing at the raisin prison !
My much loved and sadly departed Grandma made the most fantastic Christmas cake one year , moist , damp and heavy , the reason ? She forgot to put the flour in !! Taste sensation!
Creamy Brussels sprouts sound lovely ! I usually boil mine for about 2 minutes ( early on ) then cool down quickly in cold water , then when just about ready to eat fry them in loads of butter , salt and pepper and a few flaked almonds . Yum .
Sarah Ravens Christmas book arrived today , note to self ... Buy post it notes.
Christmas has arrived in Marks & Spencers !

sybilfaulty · 12/10/2011 20:39

I always have a few lardons with my brussels as the bacon / cabbage combo is lovely. I will try the almonds though. I love brussels (and the more you eat, the less you, er, experience side effects as your body gets used to the gases).

\Very sorry about the cat Barry. Take care.

TheSkiingGardener · 12/10/2011 20:52

Thanks Fellatio. Will hurry up and empty the freezer.

Kingsroadie · 12/10/2011 22:04

Barry - so sorry about your kitten - very very sad. Hope you're okay...

Re sprouts - I do mine with sesame oil, lardons, sesame seeds, chilli, and chestnuts if we have any!

IdHarmAPumpkin · 12/10/2011 22:12

Yum to the brussels, will file that one away for future use!

I am feeling far more sanguine about my murder weapon Xmas cake now, it's just that I'm used to having adjectives such as 'light' and 'moist' associated with my baking, so arriving suddenly at 'potentially lethal' was a bit of a shock to the system.

Next project... Garlands. Has anyone got a recommendation for realistic garlands at a sensible price that I could ponce up? I get the Swarovski snowflakes every Xmas that DH & I are together, and have ambitious plans for window decor this year Grin

Peachy · 12/10/2011 22:19

Fruit is soaking for cake here though I don't do Delia's, go for an old GHI recipe

FellatioNelson · 13/10/2011 05:32

Right, here is the ice cream recipe, although having read it through I see it is a kind of cheat's ice cream as it is not churned properly. Hmm I am a bit sceptical, so personally I would use the recipe, but adapt the method and use my ice cream maker as per usual. But if you don't have an ice cream maker (and you really should - they are cheap, and brilliant) then this is worth a try I suppose. Grin

Jamie O's Prune and Armagnac Ice Cream

For the ice cream:

250ml full fat milk
1 vanilla pod, split and scraped
5 large egg yolks
250g caster sugar
250g creme fraiche

For the prune sauce:

200g pre-soaked Argen prunes, stoned
200ml Armagnac (I suppose you could use ordinary Brandy/Cognac if you already have it and don't want to buy a whole bottle of Armagnac)
75g caster sugar

Gently heat the milk and the vanilla pod and seeds. Take it off the heat just as it starts to boil, and fish out the vanilla pod.

Whisk together the egg yolks and sugar until pale and creamy, then immediately whisk that into the hot milk, followed by the creme fraiche. Put aside to cool.

Once cool, transfer to a suitable dish/bowl, cover with clingfilm and put in freezer for about four hours or until completely frozen.

Put the prunes into the Armagnac into a pan and soak for 30 mins (that's what Jamie says but personally I'd macerate them for a day or two)

Add the sugar to the pan and gently bring everything to the boil. Turn heat down and simmer for 5 mins, until glossy and syrupy. Cool slightly then blitz with a hand belnder and add a splash of water more Armagnac to loosen if needed.

Leave to cool, then refrigerate.

Once the ice cream mixture is set/frozen, take it out and leave to sit for 5 or 10 mins. Spoon into a food processor and blitz until it is nice and creamy. return it to its dish, cover with clingfilm, and put back in freezer for about an hour.

When the hour is up, remove from freezer, and lightly stir through the prune sauce, folding gently to give a swirly 'ripple' effect. Put back in freezer until needed.

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TheSkiingGardener · 13/10/2011 06:01

Thank you. I have a freezable mixing bowl for my chef thing so will use that as soon as there is room in the freezer to freeze it. Lots of easy cooking nights at the moment.

I need to check my brandy stocks too, quite a lot was used in Christmas Cake making.

girlywhirly · 13/10/2011 08:58

Oh Barry what a horrible shock for you, your poor kitten. Hope you're OK.

Yes Fellatio, you are absolutely right about ice-cream makers, Dh gave me one for Christmas one year at my request, and the potential for super-poncy frozen desserts is boundless. We usually enjoy a scoop of organic vanilla with our fig and sherry mince pies instead of Christmas pud!

Pumpkin, what sort of garland, simulated fir or twiggy berried type? Quite a few garden centres do plain green fir type garlands which you can decorate yourself. I tend to do this, as you can take the decs off and change the style when you get bored. I have also combined two garlands together to make one that is fuller and more extravagant. (Also a lot heavier!)

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