Came home early and caught AP out don't know whether to laugh or cry!

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Had a report to finish today for work so decided to finish it at home as there would be less distractions as kids would be at school. Anyway walked into the house to find AP and her BF stark naked and sh*gging in the middle of the living room! They were so carried away it seemed like forever for them to realise I was there (well probably a few seconds but seemed like forever!) I don't know who was more embarassed them or me . They ran to her bedroom and the BF left very quietly soon after. I have told her that we will need to have a chat tomorrow as she has college this evening but to be honest I'm not sure what I am going to say to her! Any ideas would be very welcome

You could just buy her a gift. Pssibly the Kama Sutra (no idea how to spell that).

I don't think she needs any extra encouragement as for gifts she went to an ann summers party with some other APs the other week and the rep delivered her package of "gifts" the other evening to the house

I don't think she needs any extra encouragement as for gifts she went to an ann summers party with some other APs the other week and the rep delivered her package of "gifts" the other evening to the house

She has just got back from college. She apologised for earlier without me having to say anything. I managed to keep a straight face (although i don't know how) and say that I would prefer that she kept that kind of activity to her bedroom, then in a real evil moment asked whether her bf would like to come over for SUnday Lunch! sometimes i can be such a cow! She said she thought they might be busy!

PMSL!!!

It is very kind of you to eve let her have a boyfriend come over, never mind let her s*ag him in your house.
I used ot be a live in nanny, and none of the families allowed boyfriends in the house
so I never had a chance to do something like that

I've never had an Au-Pair. By the sounds of things you are taking it very light heartedly, surely you don't want your au-pair doing that sort of thing in your home... or is that something you have to expect when you have au-pairs? Are Euronannies just as bad?

No wonder my dw doesn't want an ap!

This has to go down in MN history as one of the funniest threads ever...

I can laugh now but it wasn't so funny this afternoon i can assure you!!

highlight, you and your AP are famous now - you've been mentioned on a nannying website!

which one?

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I've never done it on a silk rug.
Am I missing out?

Carpet burn is all I can say.

Oh man this thread has had me laughing like a numpty at my desk!!! Brilliant!! Poor girl.... definitely would be peeved at her doing it on my silk rug before DH and I had 'christened' it!

We got carpet burn off a sheepskin rug....and also some fur stuck to interesting places....

And it wasn't our rug

Free chastity belt with every ap, that kind of thing? Course she should be allowed to have sex in the house. Where else can she have it? Or should ap's take a vow of celabacy. Rather in my house i say than found humping in the local park by a school teacher.

Agree with you Beetroot, have no problem with her having sex just would rather not have to watch! ANyway left condoms and knickers on her bed this morning before I went to work! Plus point though she was up really early today and was cleaning the kitchen floor and made the kids homemade pancakes for breakfast! How long will this last!

Agree with you Beetroot, have no problem with her having sex just would rather not have to watch! ANyway left condoms and knickers on her bed this morning before I went to work! Plus point though she was up really early today and was cleaning the kitchen floor and made the kids homemade pancakes for breakfast! How long will this last!