Came home early and caught AP out don't know whether to laugh or cry!

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Had a report to finish today for work so decided to finish it at home as there would be less distractions as kids would be at school. Anyway walked into the house to find AP and her BF stark naked and sh*gging in the middle of the living room! They were so carried away it seemed like forever for them to realise I was there (well probably a few seconds but seemed like forever!) I don't know who was more embarassed them or me . They ran to her bedroom and the BF left very quietly soon after. I have told her that we will need to have a chat tomorrow as she has college this evening but to be honest I'm not sure what I am going to say to her! Any ideas would be very welcome

I bet they've done it on your bed too

And, more importantly did they notice you before or after they finished?

and what are her knickers like?

FF - they might not leave their loads all over the place, but there might be a bit of seepage from the AP's front bottom...

EEEeeeeeuuuuw.

I am gross...

I hope not in my bed although itmight be nice for it to see some action. SHe was on top with her eyes shut so I had eye contact with the BF first "frightened rabbit" springs to mind. From the noise i think they were just finishing! I'm glad i posted this i feel so much better now in fact I can now see the funny side

Do you think they managed to finish, or did the sight of you bring on Mr Floppy?

Think yourself lucky! 3 years ago my first aupair, a gorgeous 18yr old swiss girl ended up having a love affair with my brother and they're now married, bit weird that I found my brothers future wife on the internet hehe. Must admit though, I never caught them shagging (thank god!) - definately tell her to keep it in the bedroom

Well in that case ap must be asked if she seeped

So Sorry - but I'm PMSL at this thread

FF, only you could say

highlight, it must have been desperately embarrassing at the time but at least you can start to see the funny side now - it will be years before your AP can!

or she could walk in on you sniffing all round the rug

I hate to spoil the very funny tone of this thread, but on a more serious note, you might want to discuss with her the fact that it could have been your 10 yr old and not you, and how that would most certainly be inappropriate... that is if you can even look at her with a straight face tomorrow.

... Or you ask all your friends to stifle hysterics whenever they see her. That'll teach her to mess up your new rug...

DH said that maybe we should try the rug out! and let her walk in on us!

Am going to stay up anyway tonight till she gets in and just grin at her . This will probably solve the problem of the BF hanging round my house all weekend! His face when he saw me was fantatsic andI think it was the critical moment for him

uwila you're right i wouldn't be laughing if there had been any chance of my kids walking in on her but I'm sre she is sensible enough not to do it then and if they had been ill the school would have phoned AP to collect them.

...Or your husband sniffing the rug...

Oh Highlight poor you but this has too be the funniest thread i have read since joining Mumsnet. Been watching it almost non stop since you posted it! It's better than anything on the telly tonight

get yourself an ultrviolet light and examine her and the furniture every dinner time, as part of the new rules