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Childbirth

Share experiences and get support around labour, birth and recovery.

ooooh.... I *think* I might be in labour!

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Miaou · 27/07/2005 07:39

But if I am it's probably going to be very slow!

Having got to sleep at 12.30am (ish) last night I woke up at 2.30 and have been up ever since! I think I might have been woken up by a contraction.

Anyway, next one wasn't until 3.45am, then they came at half hourly intervals until about 7am, but haven't had any since... however I am feeling a great deal of pressure in my pelvic area.... here's hoping!

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hunkermunker · 30/07/2005 22:12

The bat got her going

MrsGordonRamsay · 30/07/2005 22:13

It hasn't changed, I don't think she has seen it.

MrsGordonRamsay · 30/07/2005 22:13

It is sure to do the job, if she does

hunkermunker · 30/07/2005 22:14

I love that bat!

Miaou · 30/07/2005 22:15

No, I'm still here, just busybodying on other threads (but I keep getting told to go to hospital!!)

Just had another (mild) contraction. OK, two more biggies and I'll go... I promise!

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Miaou · 30/07/2005 22:16

It hasn't changed because I always mouseover on links and read what they are before I click - I haven't been caught out by the bat in months!!! [smug emoticon]

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RTKangaMummy · 30/07/2005 22:17

THat will be a funny story to tell the baby

Labour got really established cos of a bat with long pink bunny ears and big teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think she would let on to the m/w or DR

pmsl

Miaou · 30/07/2005 22:18

OK, anything's worth a try.....

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RTKangaMummy · 30/07/2005 22:19

miaou have a look at this

Miaou · 30/07/2005 22:19

There we go! Just opened up the link and stared hard at Soupy....nothing yet though

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Miaou · 30/07/2005 22:21

Hehehe! Love the website Kangamummy!

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RTKangaMummy · 30/07/2005 22:24

Thanks did you have speakers on?????

Miaou · 30/07/2005 22:27

Yes, but it's telling me to install plugins, which I'm not allowed to do (computer is dh's baby), so nothing's happening. Does it make bat noises?

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RTKangaMummy · 30/07/2005 22:27

So what got you established last time????????

RTKangaMummy · 30/07/2005 22:28

it plays BAT OUT OF HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miaou · 30/07/2005 22:29

Food Poisoning

I'm not that desperate yet!!!!

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Miaou · 30/07/2005 22:30

lol

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MrsGordonRamsay · 30/07/2005 22:31

Ah but was it food poisoning ??

Or was it just your body clearing out before labour ??

hunkermunker · 30/07/2005 22:32

What else have you tried, Miaou? Have you resorted to a mediocre bonk yet?

Miaou · 30/07/2005 22:34

Deffo food poisoning. Either that or dh came out in sympathy

HM I couldn't possibly comment on your other suggestion (was that a dig at Mrs GR???) but I am going up to bed now...

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hunkermunker · 30/07/2005 22:35

No dig, just a gentle poke meant in a good humoured and friendly way, with much love aforethought

MrsGordonRamsay · 30/07/2005 22:36

Run Hunker run..........................

Miaou · 30/07/2005 22:37

oooh just had another mild contraction...

Just let me know if I'm boring you....

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RTKangaMummy · 30/07/2005 22:37

hope to see some news tomorrow then

goodnight for now and have funfunfun

hunkermunker · 30/07/2005 22:38

No, it's lovely! If I have a homebirth, it will be in this very room... Wonder if I'll post...!

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