Peachy and VS's when-will-this-baby-come thread: all comers very welcome to join in

[Peachy]

Following on from Angua's thread as that's nigh on fuill and she has her lovely baby.....

Am 41 weeks tomorrow and VS is on a deadline for her VABC- help! LOL

I heart mars also

(I was only joking about dp running off with her because she makes good cake btw )

Oh how I'd love labour to come and tak my mind off what I just saw. Have just thrown my guts up and can't stop crying after clicking a really horrible link

Girl goes away for the weekend and there's a lovefest!

Right VS.... relax darling. Just go into yourself. Good girl. You're doing fab baby girl! Fab!!!!

Now baby.... come meet your mummy

(btw if this works I get to name it!)

Chucking up is good darling. You carry on my lover (am in deepest darkest Devonia so talking with an country accent).

Body emptying itself nicely.

Now... be sure to eat, drink and pee!

mars - um... doesn't going away for the weekend normally include a Saturday night?

VS - gosh, that sounds awful. Try to forget it now, tell us who posted the link and we'll all go and virtually beat them up for you.

"Carry on my lover" reminds me of Robin Hood prince of thieves, and little johns wife

Lol Squonk, it was Colditz, she was trying to make a point and has apologised, she just didnt think. It happens.

mars - you are away? wow! the power of the internet!

VS - glad that nobody needs beating up (I'm a bit of a wimp, you know )

Not much to tell wats!
Bbay should've been here on wednesday if it stuck to due dates but it's a lazy fecker, I think it may have a touch of the irish
If it's not here by tues it's another CSection so am hoping littl shite wants to be a Good Baby and please mummy

WATS!!!!

(not that I'm irish though )

lol

no wats, sorry, I meant I'm NOT Irish.

My SIL is though if that counts

they're all thinking "feck me, I'm not going out there they're all MAD!"

Right is that baby out yet VS? Or are you off making more fecking wind chimes?

Oops.... you wanted my relaxing voice didn't you?

I'm still pg, 40+2 today. I seriously dont think i am going to labour naturally with Millie. Keep thinking oh god only 10 days until they will induce me....arrgghh.

May go for nice long walk later, am taking RL capsules (6 a day) and have had sex.