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Peachy and VS's when-will-this-baby-come thread: all comers very welcome to join in

1001 replies

Peachy · 05/04/2008 10:17

Following on from Angua's thread as that's nigh on fuill and she has her lovely baby.....

Am 41 weeks tomorrow and VS is on a deadline for her VABC- help! LOL

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sagitta · 10/04/2008 12:47

Not even a twinge, VS? [disappointed emoticon]

paranoidmummy · 10/04/2008 12:50

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i'd got quite excited then!!!i still think you might have it today...

VictorianSqualor · 10/04/2008 12:51

Sorry!!

BetteNoir · 10/04/2008 12:58

Is 'making windchimes' a eumphemism for 'my cervix was dilating'?

BetteNoir · 10/04/2008 13:00

'euphemism', even !
'eumphemism' sounds like a chest complaint.

lulumama · 10/04/2008 13:00

any more pains?

VictorianSqualor · 10/04/2008 13:02

Not really.
I'm going to paint DS's room in a while so if I disappear I'm not in labour.

MarsLady · 10/04/2008 13:10

Blimey VS! Have a bit of consideration love. Haven't been able to leave the PC I was so sure.

Move along now... nothing to see here!

DoodleToYou · 10/04/2008 13:19

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whomovedmychocolate · 10/04/2008 13:22

ROFL at the thought of VS making wind chimes while we are busy brewing tea and eating cake and sending pushy vibes! Glad you are okay (and cheerful) anyway!

VictorianSqualor · 10/04/2008 13:23

Don't worry, when it's really labour I'll text Peachy anyway so you'll know soon enough.

SquonkTheBeerGuru · 10/04/2008 13:26

wind-chimes?

oh, well that's all right then.

scorpio1 · 10/04/2008 13:26

oh i got so excited!!

TLSM · 10/04/2008 14:16

lol oh well I even started the black cohosh again thinking that it must have worked for you

VictorianSqualor · 10/04/2008 15:25

I can't find a fecking paintbrush.

MarsLady · 10/04/2008 15:26

Maybe you should just give birth instead! [innocent ]

VictorianSqualor · 10/04/2008 17:00

I found a paintbrush

lulumama · 10/04/2008 17:01

i am no longer checking on this thread

i am not interested if windchime girl has given birth yet

oooh, you had us all going this morning

am taking DS to the dentist as he has a swollen lump on his gum try not to deliver until i get back

QuintessentialShadows · 10/04/2008 17:17

VS!!!! How dare you go off and do ordinary stuff with Buttocks Pain!!!

MerlinsBeard · 10/04/2008 19:00

WINDCHIMES???[amgry] Fecking windchimes...???

Thats it

{wink]

whomovedmychocolate · 10/04/2008 20:57

Ching ching

Fecking hippies and their paraphernalia

SquonkTheBeerGuru · 11/04/2008 08:18

anybody had a baby last night?

Or was everyone else off making farking wind chimes?

lulumama · 11/04/2008 09:22

hey sqonkalicious, glad you got some sleep

now, where are all those ladies and their babies... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

MarsLady · 11/04/2008 09:24

So what's it today ladies? Wind chimes or babies?

paranoidmummy · 11/04/2008 09:29

i thought i was very possible in labour last night...

i was constipated

oh well

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