Sorry I've been away so long!
I'll fill that one in in a minute, when I've looked through all the other posts!
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Will your baby have the vitamin K injection or not? yes
Will you find out the gender or will someone tell you? hopefully DH will tell me (he's going to cut the cord too, if all is well)
Will someone clean/dress/wrap the baby before you hold it or not? i want to hold the baby straight away without it being cleaned - even if I have to have a c-section - I'm aware with a section, thugh, that they'll want to do checks etc, so I don't mind how long I get to hold it, as long as I get to hold it before it's faffed around with. even before the cord is cut.
Do you want the injection to 'speed up' the placenta or not? (forgotten name & anyway it didn't work with DS1's which took 2 hours) This one , I will see what happens. All being well, I will do it without the injection, but if it takes too long, then I will have the injection (have already spoken to my MW about that and she said that it can be done after awhile, I don't have to have it straight away and obv can change my mind)
Fell and others re: snacks. I will be making sure that I have an entire picnic of various foods, regardless of whether they're eaten by me or DH, and drinks (prob just juice and water, because that's what I prefer anyway), and I will try to make sure that DH knows to offer me food rather than waiting for me to ask. They will be eaten at some point, even if not during labour 
and WTF is it with them always offering tea?? All the way through the PG, we're warned "don't drink too much tea, it'll stop you absorbing iron and you might die through blood loss" and then immediately you've given birth, when there's a chance of PPH (and even not, you're going to be bleeding for weeks anyway), they offer you tea? 
Pascha - the piano playing was for during those contractions (you know the ones where everyone keeps saying that they wanted to kill their DH and tell him to "fuck the fuck away from me!!!!") , not during the important pushing "don't you dare fucking leave me!" bits
underbeneathsies - i actually think you're being far too harsh to me, and I don't like it.
"tinkling onthe ivories i hope you're joking 
" not a helpful comment, or actually very nice.
My DH is a church organist, and he's a fucking fantastic musician (also on the piano). His playing relaxes me, and makes me feel at ease. It also makes me burst with pride. It will also give him something to do, so that he doesn't feel like he's wandering around while I'm in pain, that part where the men feel useless because their DW is in pain and they can't help - so it's two-fold really. He also played my entrance at our wedding - i suppose you think that too, do you? 
"I do find the foolish virgins candle-lit, whale song birth plans sort of alarming now. I was all for it when I too was a foolish virgin, I shamefacedly say."
sorry, but i also think that's harsh. There is nothing wrong with having ideal situations. and at no time during this whole thread did I ever menion candles or whales. (I think that's too hippy for me) but a lot of women find it helps, so I'm not fucking judging them, and I don't think you should either (even if you think it got taken away from you during your own experience)
Which is ashame, because the rest of what you've said is reassuring and lovely. :(
I don't like Ragtime 
I do like other styles of jazz, but not Ragtime. I don't know how much jazz DH knows, and I wouldn't want to risk him sight-reading something - can you imagine "that's the wrong fucking sequence of notes!! AAARRRGHH!" mid-contraction
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Good luck, sweetie, see you on the other side! God, you could have had it before I've even finsihed readign posts!!!