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nickelbabe is resigned to never giving birth

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nickelbabe · 06/12/2011 16:02

there.
part 2 of the "not-live-birth-thread"

How come I can conceive and carry through a pregnancy but I can't finish one?
Confused

No posting until the original thread has ended.
first thread

I am now officially 40+10.

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LadyWellian · 06/12/2011 16:22

Make WAAAAY, make WAAAAY for the Babe of Nickel....

nickelbabe · 06/12/2011 16:22

DH was playing Bach's In Dulci Jubilo yesterday, and I was sitting on the organ bench. Isbn moved plenty (it loves the organ music) but no labour vibes.

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BiscuitNibbler · 06/12/2011 16:24

Actually that's not true - was induced at 40 + 12 and EMCS at 40 + 14. My brain is obviously trying to block it out!

ChrisMsBrian · 06/12/2011 16:24

Hi nickel howz things

nickelbabe · 06/12/2011 16:24

i am beginning to wonder whether the MW had a point about finishing work at 37 weeks.
she made out it was because my body needs rest, but i reckon it was really because she knew i'd get "when's the baby due? why have you not had it yet? every question plausible about babies and their reluctance to be born" by all the random customers throughout the day!
I can count on ONE hand the number who haven't mentioned it.

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VeronicaSpeedwell · 06/12/2011 16:25

A pink party ring is quite a good cervix dilation image. Maybe you could just meditate on one, Nickel?

Northernlurker · 06/12/2011 16:26

You need to have more sex. It's definately the preferable way for somebody to mess around with your fanjo. I've had three dcs, been overdue all three times and one induction - with dd1. The other times I managed by myself. You need more sex. Sorry to be desperately blunt but could you get dh to go down on you at least? You need the endorphins if nothing else. I think that's the least he could do.

CarolCervix · 06/12/2011 16:26

You never know - you coud get in the guinness world records for the longest pregnancy ever. Maybe ISBN knows it's chilly out here and wants to stay in until August.

AntarcticEther · 06/12/2011 16:28

Nickel, just read last few pages of part 1 and thought id say goodluck !

I'm 40+6 with first with a closed cervix and no twinges ! Induction booked for 40+14 and desperately want to avoid it.

Sparklingbaubles · 06/12/2011 16:29

When they suggested sex to me and DH, DH told the midwife I would have to find someone to have sex with. Shock

nickelbabe · 06/12/2011 16:30

ooh, antarctic - you can join the list of people who will give birth before me on my own thread, then! Grin

there are 6, now, with you, i think.
(i've got to find the list and transfer it over!!)

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Pascha · 06/12/2011 16:31

Bloody hell Nickel I just read the whole of the last thread in anticipation of a baby and I can't believe you're Still Sodding Pregnant!

(Twas I (under another name) that gave you pickledbabe, BTW)

usingapseudonym · 06/12/2011 16:31

Hello! I'm coming across from the other thread too. Seem to be mirroring Nickels (lack of) progress....

I'm 40 +8 with my consultant appointment on thursday. Wanting a natural birth desperately (hopefully a vbac. No 1 was induced at +14, c section +16 - was 3 weeks over by my dates and 9lb10)

We can't possibly keep going on forever can we...

nickelbabe · 06/12/2011 16:31

Posters waiting to give birth on my live birth thread:
nickelbabe
stripeywoollenhat
youtalkintome
usingapseudonym
largeginantonic
vemosbebe
Hohohomouse
AntarticEther

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nickelbabe · 06/12/2011 16:32

and i've got indigestion again.

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nickelbabe · 06/12/2011 16:33

you did, pascha - and I didn't win with it! but i came very close
(but it was my favourite name)

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CarolCervix · 06/12/2011 16:33

Just to let you know I will be unavailable for babycatching tomorrow. It has to be tonight or thursday.

nickelbabe · 06/12/2011 16:33

Northern - yuck. I told you i don't like people near my fanjo.

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ICanTuckMyBoobsInMyPockets · 06/12/2011 16:34

Sorry Nickel, couldn't wait any longer! Where is this baby? Are you sure you just didn't have a few too many big dinners?

nickelbabe · 06/12/2011 16:35

I want to use my christmas nickname!
LeBOF has already stolen it, after I told OliviaMNHQ that she wasn't allowed to use it.
Hmm

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ChippingInNeedsSleep · 06/12/2011 16:36

Don't forget Stripey's already produced her lovely little bundle!!

nickelbabe · 06/12/2011 16:36

i think it might be too many dinners, yes.

It's like that crap film with RichardEGrant - how to get ahead in advertising.
god, that was a rubbish pile of crap, but he had a head that took over his body. (it was a cyst to start with , i think, and it grew into a second head. I recall it was evil)

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nickelbabe · 06/12/2011 16:36

oh, you're right - I didn't use the most updated list Blush

nickelbabe
youtalkintome
usingapseudonym
largeginantonic
vemosbebe
Hohohomouse
AntarticEther

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CarolCervix · 06/12/2011 16:37

I have magic fingers Nickel. Let me ahve a go.... Gooooo oooooonnnnnnnnn.

ChippingInNeedsSleep · 06/12/2011 16:38

I need a christmas name too - can't think of anything (want to stay 'ChippingIn - then something'.

Half hour to go - have another sandwich.