nickelbabe is resigned to never giving birth

[nickelbabe]

there.
part 2 of the "not-live-birth-thread"

How come I can conceive and carry through a pregnancy but I can't finish one?

No posting until the original thread has ended.
first thread

I am now officially 40+10.

Come on babynickel!!

oh, the yell from downstairs has reminded me that the reason i'm here right now is because DH is watching the football.
this wouldn't be so bad, but he banned me from playing well-known christmas carols in minor keys (new trick i've learned - it's fun and sounds very silly ) because he couldn't hear the commentary.

Fanjo - i knoooooow i did, but i changed my mind :(

you can if you like, FAB

I've just thought, if ISBN's much later will he or she have pay a fine? Like a library book?

i'm a vegetarian.
stop offering me meat, i shall vomit.

it'll be grounded for most of its childhood.

What time would you need me>

If ISBN is much later he/she will need a school uniform ready.

it starts at half 2, so quarter past would be ideal (i'll have to close the shop for an hour otherwise)

Bugger. I wouldn't be back in time to get ds1 from school at 3.20pm. I am really sorry. Anyway, baby is coming tonight so you will be too busy to sing!

Nipple stimulation. I tell you. Do it. If you're not shagging you should be nipple tweaking. Self love can work.

Plunger?

pooka I twiddled until my flipping fingers nearly fell off last night a good hour at least, do I see a baby?

Was a good way to pass an hour though

ah, well, never mind.
It'll only be an hour.

I haven't been listening, Maryz - i believe the same as you, that the baby will come when it's ready and all these old wives's tales methods won't do anything (and that's following NICE guidelines, too)

already thought of the plunger clur

i had a go with my flannel when i was washing this morning. all it did was make my nipples cold when i'd finished.

Sorry .

it's okay, don't worry :)

I keep telling people I'm giving birth to a toddler. Its the only way I can cope with the "still here then" comments!!!

My back ache which I was sure was early labour has gone. Oops. AND I had my "bloody show" over a week ago now which is supposed to be an "imminent sign".

I really need this baby to come out before Thursday morning. Coooeeeee baby!!

NIght all.... probably see you in the wee hours Nickel! ;)

If I can help any morning then shout.

You twiddled with a flannel , I think you need to actually touch them or better yet bf somebody.

i know, but it hurts when i touch them with my fingers.

I suspect that an hour as a one off might not do the trick. But glad you enjoyed yourself.