Tom Cruise - what a w****r!

[Rachey1969]

Apparently, (and having heard his views on post-natal depression, I can believe it) Katie Holmes will have to follow the scientologist rules of childbirth ie no noise (!) in case it traumatises the baby and no pain relief (!) which would surely traumatise the mother...

Anyone out there managed this?!

Probably the result of living w/a weirdo like Tom for a decade. That'd be enough to do in the strongest constitution.

Apparently he was most displeased that she never converted to Scientology. In other words, she was too clever for him.

Who is Katie Holmes? how old and is she really a virgin? sorry never heard of her until I saw something about them on the TV.

The film he and nicole were in was Eyes Wide Shut

27, on dawson's creek - i've never actually seen dawson's creek either!

Is she really a virgin? That's pretty doubtful, IMO. She's 27.

never seen dawsons creek.. only adverts for it was she the dark haired girl? I think that was the main female character (long trailers on T4 Sunday when I used to watch Hollyoaks with a hangover pre dd)

expat that was my next question.

I couldn't stomach 'Dawson's Creek', mainly b/c of ditzy, wonky-faced Katie Holmes.

I still recall with a certain fondness "Howling Wolf Woman" from when I had ds (admittedly this was only three months ago, but I think I will always recall it). She was howling like a wolf when I was still able to watch eps of the West Wing to distract myself, and she was still howling like a wolf when I had had ds (with a considerable amount of noise made myself, I should add) and was being taken back to the maternity ward 9 hours later.

I think she was probably not a Scientologist.

if i were katie i would tell him to F off and not attend the birth (seriously i would)

imagine if she started screaming and he says to her in a smarmy voice "remember dear, we talked about this, you must be silent"

she would probably swing for him (with the mw holding him down)

sounds more like some sort of pagan full-moon worshipper! lol

DmaeMNalry, are we sisters? My Mum says exactly the same thing. Doesn't 'get the fuss'.

(she did average 30 minute labours tho)

Isn't the case that Scientology appreentices... sorry, babies... are born in the dark so the light doesn't scare them?

i can see the point in that, actually - you're allowed to request dimmed lighting in maternity suites, aren't you

teeavee, i always thought that was because you looked and felt so shitty, and you didnt want your dh to see (joke)

LOl Trib ! That was me!!!

well Im 27, I feel seriously sorry for her if this is the first time she has sex and its to a stumpy dick who has got her preg

What if she has a malpositioned baby? This is more common than you'd think. Mine had her hand up over her ear and her head was turned sideways. It hurt like hell!

That was Dame malory- evidently has some weird keyboard moment there!

yes, she was the one in the ads with the dark hair. One main character was blond, one dark- that applied to male and female characters (I think, no expert!), original that.

Teevee (sp)

yes you can request it, but different from HAVING to have it... I had dimmed lighting, but if someone had told me I'd be having to have it I would have been very upset

THis must be a first....we have found something that all mners seem to agree on!

No-one to defend ol Tom then???

To be told during labour to be quiet that you were making to much noise....they wouldn't stand a chance PMSL

he's a wank stain, hmb, and a brain-washed one at that.

Don't bugger about expat...tell me what you realy think of him

errrr Im trying to think of something HMB but have failed miserably. Hes a crap actor too.

Tom Cruise was a w@nker, is a w@nker and always will be a w@nker.

The eternal w@nker.