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The PESH deli for those who are realising there are real live baybees at the end of this.

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rots · 14/06/2010 09:57

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8

UPDIFFED
CUNextTuesday, takes no shit from the Daily Mail, due June 28
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
CurlyCasper, hospital botherer due July 21 (girl)
Skihorse, cradle snatching web geek, due July 22 (boy)
Carrots, organic hippy hunter, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
backinthebox, she bought a racehorse, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
silversky, the biggest farter, due 21 October (first baybee)
Honeymoo, no it's not fucking indigestion, due November 2 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, big pants, 5* hotels, Bridget Jones due November 20
maswera, jungle hottie - due November (???)
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25

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rollerbaby · 22/06/2010 10:05

MUSER!!!!! I am delighted for you!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYYYYY. Keep weeing on those sticks!

Ski/Cunty sozz made big effort to read through and then proved fact have no attention to detail whatsover by getting everyone mixed up. Very

CUNextTuesday · 22/06/2010 10:24

No matter moo, flattered to be mistaken for ski...

Am going for a bath...

FannyPriceless · 22/06/2010 11:31

muser! Wishing you much good stickiness.

OK, due to popular request, a photo of Pegasus is now up on my profile. Please send admiration / mockery as you see fit! (If anyone is particularly jealous I'll let you know the post code so you can turn up with a lorry in the middle of the night and whisk it away.)

skihorse · 22/06/2010 11:33

Oooh fancy!

Backinthebox · 22/06/2010 11:55

OMG! That is hilariously taste-free! How tall did you say it was again?

Cosmosis · 22/06/2010 12:24

I love it!! lol!

rots · 22/06/2010 13:10

Oh dear gods it's like a pegasus SKELETON! Eewwwwwwwwww. Much worse than my dream...

Dreaming would be a fine thing ATM, but to dream, one needs to sleep .

Speaking of being , cunty you are No Longer My Friend. I said you'd be separated by Monday, and you're still intact. Now I've lost the bet, and i don't do losing well. It's not about you, you know. Selfish, selfish, selfish .

box thanks for that, much appreciated. We have a sort of informal equivalent - ie when new starters join they're told in no uncertain terms that we don't tolerate "Monday morning sickness" but I think making it more of a formal policy will be better. Food for thought, thanks! Do they have anything written down?

baby clothes one other point I wanted to say, try to get babygrows which have poppers all the way down each leg, and without a band at the bottom (hard to describe but basically you want really easy access to the whole thing). Also, look for vests which are like kimono wraps (without wanting to promote, link here just to show you what I mean) in small sizes. They're easier to put on than the type of vests which go over the head when you have a very new baby and are not used to them. Obviously you don't have to get the organic ones (note: that link takes you to ones cut to fit cloth nappies and they will be pretty generous on little babies esp with sposie nappies so you're better going for child-labour made ones if you can find them, if you want to use sposies. They will fit just fine over sposies but they will be more roomy).

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rots · 22/06/2010 13:11

It's not ALL about you, obviously I meant to say. Twit.

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rots · 22/06/2010 13:18

Oh also, envelope neck types are a must on anything going over the head. Avoid anything with a tight neck for the first 6 months (hoodies are a nightmare on little babies). Poppers at the neck are fine as an alternative to envelope neck fitting, but make sure they're nickel free as nickel can irritate the skin.

If you don't know what envelope neck is, this item shows it clearly click here with the natural binding showing the shape of the neck. The whole thing opens out to make a much bigger head hole than would otherwise be there.

Almost all baby bodies/vests which go over the head are made like this but just rarely you see ones which don't. Avoid like the plague. More likely "posh" clothes will have a small neck hole than regular poppered vests so be really careful if you're buying something special that will be traumatic to put on and take off.

But kimonos are better still as there's nothing to go over the head, which is much nicer for both you and baby.

My summary would be, easy access to the nappy and easy putting on - pref not over the head if possible.

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SilverSky · 22/06/2010 13:38

Having bad day. Still no movement.

SomethingSuitablyWitty · 22/06/2010 14:02

Wow busy times in the palace and the Deli! I've been busy in the workplace (cheek of them imposing on my MN time), so I've just been catching up on everything and will probably take up a whole page with a huge catch-up post!

I must start by saying i am really delighted to see some newly diffed Peshes! Huge Congrats to Salty, Gin and Muser (and also delighted that things are going well for cho and everything crossed that all's well with twinkle!). Just so delighted for you all! I am happily joining the prancing in the nip in your honour. Now, don't be strangers, we need a focus for our collective wisdom! Muser - tell me, are you tempted to keep the blanket now, or will you knit another one?! Hoping like anything that all will be smooth this time for you! Come on karma! And roll on 6 wk scan...

vag! Lovely to have you back. Was it amazing in Portugal? Went there for holidays last year and mainly toured around the under-rated North of the country. It was fantastic! And the people were lovely and tourists were not really a dime a dozen, so they weren't jaded with our attempts at Portuguese and so on. It was great.

Boxy - sorry to hear about the job stresses...but what great news about the horse-win! One in the eye for those that would attempt to buy him at half his worth. Hope it will help with the sale.

Rots sounds like a challenging decision at work, but I am inclined to agree with the others that a stern chat will let you find out more - hopefully enough to take a final decision.

Cunty - work stresses for you too - sounds like a complete pain. Poor public sector is taking the chop everywhere. It's not really fair. Hope that you get a bit more clarity soon to help you plan for the best. In the meantime, my bet's on Sunday!

Ski - hope the meeting goes well. Sure you'll nail it!

Curls can't remember if I already said, but how fantastic that you have managed to finally get a coherent answer out of the hospital and got some support for the birth you want. I am so so happy for you. Now gimme some of that cake you've been making. Nom nom. I am turning into a blimp, but what the hell.

Silver I hear you on the baby move worries, but the doctor said to me that it takes a while for the movements to really settle into an established pattern, from the time you first start feeling them. They can vary quite a bit and he specifically told me not to worry if there were days I felt them a lot less than others - this is normal up to a certain point (I think about 23 weeks or so, when they become more regular). If you are now exactly 23 weeks (as you may be, judging from your dates, please ignore me or wet fish slap me as seems appropriate.I have been sublimely unhelpful. )

reggie How's my closest thing to a EDD twin?! Very excited about your boy. 'Tis wonderful!

Okie hope your adorable little fellow got over his vomiting bug. Joys of motherhood eh?

Fanny - what a magnificent work of Art and how lucky you are to be able to enjoy it every day for free. Ahh the soaring wings and beating hooves of the magnificant pegasus. Why I expect it's driven up property prices in the neighbourhood.

Despite the already mammoth post, let me conclude by saying I bought a maternity swimsuit and look like a whale in it (hey it has GROWTH ROOM ok?). 'Tis depressing especially considering it was outrageously overpriced... Oh well, at least my boobs will no longer be making a bid for freedom out the sides - this had emerged as the major problem in relation to my old one.

SilverSky · 22/06/2010 14:11

I iz 23 wks now and for last few morns and Eves felt regular movement. Last night was quieter, this morning nowt and today nothing so far, though havehad gurgly tum and think I may have imagined a push but really am not sure. Usually when at work I can feel quite a bit on and off.

Last week kept needing the loo a lot, sometimes I would pass very little. Now am worried have had a uti and not realised and who knows what has gone on in there.

Hopefully this is pure paranoia, tho havenow worried Husband.

rots · 22/06/2010 14:17

silver get a UTI checked if you're not sure, but is more likely to be baby sitting on your bladder. s/he will pop up soon and then you'll be peeing less often but not breathing.

Update on "Dave":

Turned up 1 1/2 hours late today with no explanation. Didn't bother coming to the office to explain.

I will be having a chat but he's not helped himself.

Have taken on another person today to start Monday. Can support both of them if I do decide to keep Dave, but otherwise we have someone following through anyway.

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SilverSky · 22/06/2010 14:21

Would that be at the dr's?

FannyPriceless · 22/06/2010 14:23

Glad you all like it so much. It's about 12 feet high. But I'd best not go on about it as I can see you are all so jealous that you don't get to live in as classy a neighbourhood as mine.

silver Please not to worry too much. 23 weeks is still pretty early for full on gymnastics every day, and I'm sure we've all been through days when we've worried about lack of movement. If need be, phone the midwife. It only takes a minute to check the heartbeat.
PS. going to the loo lots / passing very little is a classic mid pregnancy symptom fo sho.
PPS. not saying you is menkul or anything.

SomethingSuitablyWitty · 22/06/2010 14:24

Silver do get a chack if you are uncertain. No point wearing yourself out with stress. It is probably normal position shifts and I doubt you imagined the push, but drop into doc and set your mind at rest why don't you. Cheer-up, it will be fine! And always worth getting the OH on board with the menkuling as well. I once self-diagnosed (wildly erroneously) with threatened toxic shock syndrome and terrified boyfy - all for nothing of course

Rots that sucks - I kinda think it is a bad sign if he's showing wavering commitment at this early stage. I did quite a few work placements when I was starting out and would NEVER have blithely walked in late or been lax.

skihorse · 22/06/2010 14:28

silver I've definitely had a couple of days of panic where I've thought "fuck, I've not felt the baby move for 12 hours" - ring your midwife! As for the wee'ing thing, I went months without needing a nightly wee, but I'm back to 2am every morning again. So phases...

rots Oh dear re: Dave. And we're supposed to feel sympathy towards these people who "can't get a job"...

rots · 22/06/2010 14:51

silver I'm sorry, I speed read and missed your concern re movement. Agree with all others. No doubt you'll have the shit kicked out of you tonight but it's really easy for the MW to check the HB - give her a call. She can also test you for UTI, or docs can, but honestly it sounds exactly what to expect both weeing and movement.

I always feel, though, it's best to be checked as stress hormones are no good for either of you.

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rots · 22/06/2010 14:51

ski quite V frustrating.

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VoilaAnotherGimlet · 22/06/2010 15:25

Silver - call your MW! And then let us know - we're all now worried! I am sure it's nothing but it would be best to set your mind at ease. While on holidat I decided to hurl myself bodily at TSF while shouting "Raaar" (or somesuch - mature relationship we have...) and bumped my bump quite hard against him, then had an awful day or so when Clint was barely moving, and I imagined the placenta coming away and all sorts of things. I think he was just stunned in the end though as he's back to being Mr/Ms Squirmy now. And TSF was very comforting until later when he admitted he'd been upset too (sooo grateful he didn't shout at me). If I'd been in the UK I would have called up/got checked - so you must!

Rots - at my last job, my boss didn't much seem to care whether I was there or not which made me more slack about taking sickies, I think it's harder to do that if you are making it clear it has been noticed and noted down. (In my (limited) defence he would often book GP/dentist appts for early pm then have the whole afternoon off while his underlings busted a gut to get early/late appts etc, he was v slack himself).

Swit et al - hols were v nice but with an undertone of "We Must Enjoy Every Moment As It's Our Last" etc, while also watching families by the pool and plotting to holiday with grandparents in future to ensure sit-downs. Also ate chips every day. Bliss.

VoilaAnotherGimlet · 22/06/2010 15:27

Silver also, I'm 27 weeks and Clint often has a day off from Squirming and just rests up. It is quite freaky.

SilverSky · 22/06/2010 15:41

Doctors are useless as I have had to ring the world and his wife to get sorted. Am now on way to Non local hospital to the delivery suite so they can get me a day appt as mw not answering her phone, local hospital does not have monitors Left the office in tears!

SomethingSuitablyWitty · 22/06/2010 15:44

Tee hee at vag launching herself onto TSF shouting "raaar". This is just the kind of immature horseplay I have been known to indulge in too. It's funny the way you can forget your changing body shape though isn't it? I am frequently shocked by my reflection these days. Mentally, my self-image hasn't really caught up with the reality. As regards bumping the bump, I think that it's pretty well designed in terms of shock-resistance really - there was a thread a while back by a woman who had had a trolley slammed hard into her bump by accident (so upsetting) and all was fine too.

Ski have you been teasing people over on the goats cheese thread - you cheese-eating monster you!

FannyPriceless · 22/06/2010 16:00

silver Hope they soon say all is well.

Baby clothes size advice: In less than 2 weeks Boy has now grown out of his Up to 1 month sleepsuits. So I started to go through his drawers to clear out all New Baby and Up to 1 month sizes, buuut.. would you believe it - Mothercare 'New Baby' is actually bigger than Next Up to 1 month! Mothercare New Baby size still fits. (He was born 8lb 3 and is currently just a whisker under 9lb.) So my advice is buy a bigger size if ordering from Next.

rots · 22/06/2010 16:00

Just want to say,

My ex is a complete and utter fucking arse of a tosser bastard git of a pratty little gunk of fucking shit.

I'm not going into details here, other than to put that on the record.

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