Diege- hopefully this wont be TMI for everyone else but i'll explain the gorier details here rather than in person at liverpool- DC's would have a field day with Q's if they caught half a convo about that!! 
basically- he has to do his 'business' into a sterile pot, pot has to be kept at body temp for around 10-20mins till it liquifies... ideally a cleavage is ideal- my friend kept it in hers then handed to me once time was up...
Then i went into my bathroom and using a sterile syringe that i'd had in my pocket (still in pack) to keep warm i had to get the 'stuff' into there... had to then get myself into position- best way i found was on day 2, i led myself with my bum at the side of the bath and hooked my legs over the side and into the bath which raised my hips, and in return my cervix. then carefully, and very slowly put the syringe inside myself as far as it'd go with me still being able to hold it. then VERY slowly syringe it into place. I led there for about 5mins, and did a few 'pelvic floor excercise movements to open and close my cervix (helps to draw it in, apparently having an orgasm can work but i just couldn't do that in the situation i was in- and obviously my trick must have been good).
Once i'd been there about 5mins i literally just wiped myself and got re-dressed, then showered about an hour later.
Think i've included everything... hope that wasn't too yukky to read!! haha!! 
Coats came- they left them in our shed round the back- i'm SOOOOO happy with them!! 