The PESH Deli - where black-humoured diffed BESHes turn to hormonal mush.

[CurlyCasper]

If you don't like the title, tough. I'm still talking

BESH BABYWIN STATS

This isn?t a fucking list ? right?

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April 12

UPDIFFED
Ponymum, the one with the worst hips, due mid June
CUNextTuesday, takes no shit from the Daily Mail, due June 28
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
CurlyCasper, the ginger with the dodgy joints due July 21 (girl)
Skihorse, cradle snatching web geek, due July 22 (boy)
Carrots, organic hippy hunter, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
Pandora, She's got wings, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
Honeymoo, puppy lover, due November 1
silversky, the biggest farter, due 21 October (first baybee)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November
ReginaMonologue, must-get-the-goss-from-ski, due November 20

lol@ "youth of today" - when did we all get so old?

OH was nearly thumped in a car when he told his mates I was pregnant first time. He chanted 'my sperm works and you don't know!' to the tune of 'Jimmy cracked corn' repeatedly

Ski and any other detective Peshes, I have a challenge for you - who is this troll? It annoys me a bit, but I try and rise above it. This kind of uber-wanker has been on lots of different forums with the sole aim of winding people up. I don't care what the subject matter is, but boys who tease piss me right off. Let's hunt them down, I say!

Cunty I will have to slap you around and confescate the gin for making me have a wobbly from Peshly-high-horsed-ness. Was having a temporary sense of humour bypass yesterday after a morning of doing compulsory dinner lady service at preschool. Helping 25 2-4 year olds serve themselves drinks and snacks does that to anyone!

ski I got old when kids started wearing their pants lower than their butt cheeks.

I fess up, I'm a grumpy old woman, and I don't much care!

boxy is it wrong of me to have read sxikaylibby/troll post with a thick southern states American accent..?

"Ma momma neaaver hit me unless I deed somfing bad against the looord..."

Btw, Happy Week 29 to me - head down the toilet at 5:57am.

I should be done puking in around 11 weeks right gals?

honey V cool re French. I desperately want to learn better French (did A level which is great if you want to discuss Moliere but not if you want to order a coffee).

For those on FB I've just uploaded a new batch of photos including one of me 'n' t'belly, LC, YOB and far more interestingly, my parents competing at their 2DE (carriage driving, not riding).

Noone bothered to invite me to the FB party though. ()

I did invite you asshat! (albeit a day late )

reg the one I saw, the people only had 1-2mm of cortex around the inside of the skull. Very strange.

My Gran had a HC baby who was sadly stillborn (also spina bifida as you may expect) so it was even more interesting to see that actually it's not only survivable, but can sometimes not affect mental abilities.

Can't see it ski?

Odd, you're definitely invited because I can't ask you again because your name is "greyed out" due to the previous request. There should be an invitation to join a group in the top right of your fb screen. If you can't get it maybe curly can rope you in.

I can confirm that you have already been invited rotty - because it won't let me invite you again!

A girl in the office just asked me (in front of everyone) if I was pregnant again and got a scared rabbit in the headlights response from me. I wasn't planning on telling them yet, but I guess like I am looking like I have eaten pizza every day for the last month so guess it is time to fess up.

boxer just read that fred, what a wanker

What did you say? Yes?!

Boxer I know they are right twats but you have to ignore, ignore, ignore not good for BP!!!

No I didn't! I fluffed a bit and buried my head in my diary. Right, have to tell boss I am about to tell the team. Off to a swanky work related lunch with the guys from the office at the Dorcehster on Monday and frankly me standing with a glass of orange is a bit giveaway that I is updiffed so will have to tell them before them anyways.

Niiiiiiice.

I once went to the chinese restaurant bit there, but drank too many cocktails.

Hmm, was there a reference to knitting? I was looking for a kitten

Knitting - yes!

(Kitten is just the doorman. Sometimes)

Anyone else got tight, achey calves? I've only had cramp once, in one leg, since diffment, but I'm noticing more each day that my calves have that wierd "about to cramp up feeling" almost all the time

I'm actually scared of leg cramp. . I handle all sorts of other pain but there's something about a calf in spasm that really freaks the bejesus out of me. I don't think it's pain related cause I freak out when SFF gets it too.

Oh and I managed to completely lose my breath last night. Spent a wee while gasping clinging on to a ladder after overdoing it while taking the laundry room apart. To make it worse SFF had put all the dishes and cups etc either in the dishwasher, which was mid cycle, or away in boxes, leaving me to drink water from an empty (clean) jam jar. Classy.
I can't wait to get moved and then relax for a bit. I'll sort the house out when I'm on leave.

Settle in with popcorn an wonders where the lazy ice cream seller is

Hurrah! I found you all

Namechange announce yerself please!

cas Yes I get that feeling. So far mostly not full on cramps. With LC I did get jump-out-of-bed-and-run-around-the-room cramps in the middle of the night but as yet, just what you're describing.

Oh forgot to say, routine MW visit today. BP lowest ever since diffed (100/75), urine clear, head down, all looking good . Got my certificate to fly from her too.

• checking for mad cow who threatend me after bumping her car the other day and causing me to burst into tears at docs this AM

psssssss - what do you mean anounce myself? (OMG do i not get this thread?)

I am flouncing - right to Mc Donalds with my huge family sized set of suitacaes full of an array of hormonal moods.