The PESH Deli - where black-humoured diffed BESHes turn to hormonal mush.

[CurlyCasper]

If you don't like the title, tough. I'm still talking

BESH BABYWIN STATS

This isn?t a fucking list ? right?

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April 12

UPDIFFED
Ponymum, the one with the worst hips, due mid June
CUNextTuesday, takes no shit from the Daily Mail, due June 28
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
CurlyCasper, the ginger with the dodgy joints due July 21 (girl)
Skihorse, cradle snatching web geek, due July 22 (boy)
Carrots, organic hippy hunter, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
Pandora, She's got wings, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
Honeymoo, puppy lover, due November 1
silversky, the biggest farter, due 21 October (first baybee)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November
ReginaMonologue, must-get-the-goss-from-ski, due November 20

honey I think I get it now - namechange is not actually one of the PESHs we already know with a recent name change. (Despite all the changing action going on here recently).

But, rather, she is a new poster who, by my deductions, is due to pop a sprog in Dec 2010.

Am I right namechange? And have you come to laugh at or with us?

Answer doesn't really matter as long as you don't steal all the sweaty brie, peanuts and runny eggs

Since when was FB for political activism?! I innocently thought it was for keeping in touch with friends/ sharing photos...

I know what you mean iggy, I posted some photos of me fagging for David & George when we were all at school together and you would not BELIEVE the flack I got.

Hear, hear iggy!

I might have said that I have voted, but would never dare say who for etc on a forum such as FB. I am getting a bit tired of da politiks on there. I do care about my country, but I have done my bit now and shall quietly wait until tomorrow morning to see the result.

exchange was supposed to be at 2pm. No call yet... arsebiscuits.

curly I really have everything crossed for you and I so hope it goes ahead today... if it doesn't - jailbait is of course a trained killah and I'll send him over toot sweet.

casp fingers crossed for exchange!

totally agree about saying I you've voted - but not specifying who for! It's just the continual going on about it that's driving me mad... I v. much care too...

Good luck cas. Have a while you wait.

ooh! Good luck Cas! I hope it works out!!! I am sure it will. No reason why it woudln't at this stage!

I am off to see a house this evening. Quite excited about it actually...Shall let you know.

Waiting for cas's news...

Forgot to say, my MW notes on the computer in the surgery which I was squinting at today say, "Question: Smoker? Answer: Has never smoked tobacco".

Accurate .

iggy I was amused by a baby names thread though - something like "help me choose between David, Gordon and Nick".

Actually that tickled me enough I'm going to nick it for FB!

at tobacco carrots

Buyers' solicitors are wankers. Still no exchange - but everything (i'm told) is in place. Just wish I could speak to the buyer directly. Need to have exchanged on our sale before signing and getting keys for new place. Have to do that by 5.15pm otherwise it's tomorrow and eats into moving time.

I will actually be at work while the boys do the shifting. that is the scariest part

On a cheerier side. I have just been reminded that I finish work three weeks today!

Bugger. Make that three weeks tomorrow.

so jealous cas I haz six weeks..

rots I saw that fred

ski ha ha

I. want. cake.

CAKE!

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That does call for cake. nom nom!

HUZZAH! Well done Cas!

Soz namechange I thought you were one of existing PESHes who has done just that. Takes me weeks to unconfuse myself

Come back you mardy cah!

Three weeks tomorrow for me too!!

Well done cas

rots did you not mix it with tobacco then? You double hard bastard!

Merely the utterance of the word 'champagne' has set Rastus's hiccups off Irksome little sod

Ok see you've been spewing a bit more while I have been gone. I am just a fat greedy pregnant pig - I even picked my DS up early so he missed his meal at nursery and took him to Mc D's with me. I also called at Sainsbury's and got a ton of chocolate (family sized pig bars are on special offer)

But i have cooked a chillie that has five veggies in it and have black berries for pudding so on balance am just a medium sized pig!!

Well I hop your house move goes well CAS

Well you'll mad heffers and i think ive found a niche thread to live on at last!

Power to the pregnantpig!!!! (snort)

Hi name

Fabulous cas!!! I'm really pleased! Brilliant news!

cunty Well as you may recall it was more my thing to prepare the job, as it were, but those aside the normal method was bottles, not rolled. But that was a VERY long time ago!!

It's been a great day in the rots household. YOB's had some good news over a job he wanted, so this weekend we're not only going to the Smoke to see The Lion King, but also we'll treat our little selves to a nice meal out as a celebration. And I think some champers may be consumed, partly for us and partly for cas . Sorry cunty.

Other good news, LC has a urine infection which is oddly good news coz despite being dry since he was about 3 1/2, he suddenly started wetting the bed last week, totally out of the blue, and for no obvious reason. We were concerned that there was something upsetting him (he said not) but a visit to the docs revealed a mild infection with no other symptoms, so that's easy to fix which is great - much better than him being upset about something.