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Due April 2009 - Chapter 32: Shake your pom poms, Shake your pom poms, Shake your pom poms!!!

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BabyBolat · 27/04/2009 18:22

Hope no one minds I gave Nutty the vote after her epic birth!

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frekkles · 01/05/2009 12:39

love all the how we met stories x

and as for yous being impressed with all my sex, i'll pass on your admiration to my blokey...... six years younger than me you see! he's a good one. i knew i was onto a winner last year when we spent our first day in bed together and ended up having full sex 12 times in as many hours. plus plenty of other fun and the like. he's a very virile man

i'll have a hot bath then tell you how we met.

(by the way springy i've lost your number..)

soon2befamilyof4 · 01/05/2009 12:43

and at your sex antics! Surly you were pretty sore after 12 times plus 4play?! lol.

I dont have a romantic story to tell

LaurenIsMoreThanReadyToPop61 · 01/05/2009 12:49

hey everyone, sorry i havent been on much lately, since having ollie time has flown way too fast its all a blur, i want time to stop for a bit while hes so tiny! ive missed so much i dont even know where to catch up from!
Just read nuttys story on meeting chris, made me smileee me and dp was a whirlwind thing too

ollie is just sat on daddys knee snoozing, hes so beautiful makes me get all teary everytime i look at him.

im getting reeaalllyy sore nipples from BF-in, does anyone have any advice for me?? They get masssiiivvveee too, and rock hard, im still perservering with the feeding though dont want to give up on it! What are you guys doing for the pains and cracks etc?

x

Juwesm · 01/05/2009 12:56
Juwesm · 01/05/2009 12:57

You need to namechange again! LaurenHASpopped!

BabyBolat · 01/05/2009 13:00

Ok am jsut going to write so may be another epic... so DH and I met in Turkey, we were both on holiday - I had just finished uni and was away with 4 of my best friends and he was down on the coast with his friends. We met on my second day, me and the girls had been at a turkish bath in the morning and headed back to the beach where we were accosted by a typical turkish sleaze ball (there are a lot!) who wouldn't leave us alone and offering (and starting despite our protests!) massages - so we went to the nearest restaurant where he was too. (I looked awful at this point, in beach clothes with oil in my hair from massage) and I had mentioned to my friend that I thought he was cute. Anyway the groups were chatting and then we agreed to go back to the restaurant in the evening for some drinks before going out.

Back at the hotel we got wrecked - we were playing drunken uno and I was losing and downing shots of vodka and cheap turkish peach schnapps (which I can no longer even smell!), I was wearing an embarrassingly small outfit at the time and we toddled in to town and met up with them (worth pointing out DH and his friends don't drink). DH is very shy and didn't really say much letting the others lead the conversation and after many more drinks one of my friends decided to take it on herself to match-make and a series of embarrassing comments followed which resulted in us being sat next to each other and awkwardly talking! Thankfully we soon moved on to the bar and the next thing I know my tongue is down his throat - anyway lots of dancing went on and despite our firm friendship pact that we would never leave one person alone or stay out (any naughties were to be done at our hotel) I was soon packing my friends off and telling them I would be fine and off I went back to DH's hotel room.

I don't remember what happened that night - I know I performed well let's say but I have no memory of it - the next morning as he walked me back to my hotel we both realised we didn't actually know each others names and he asked me out to dinner that night. Anyway, we actually both agreed to forget the night before and start again - dinner, dancing, days on the beach (like a months worth of dating in 5 days) passed and I have to say not too much naughtiness after that - although some . I saw him everyday bar one where he had to go back to his parents house in the city (which was when I realised how much I liked him as I missed him massively despite having a great night with the girls) and then it was home time and we went our separate ways - on the last day he gave me a necklace that his sister made and we swapped email addresses and agreed to keep in touch (I think both of us thought we never really would - maybe the odd email) and off we went.

WHen I got home I had an email from him, I emailed back, we started to msn and then we swapped phone numbers and I guess it really started from there - we were just friends at this point (we couldn't be 'together' if we were in different countries) but we chatted every night for hours (I was working in London at the time - 2 hours away from home) and was talking to him until 2-3 in the morning and then leaving at 5 to go to work (I was like a walking dead in the first month of my new job - oops) and then I decided to go back on my own 4 weeks after I had left (to the horror of my mum!) and see him - I went back and we had a great week together (no weirdness at all and lets say more than friends!) and it was when we were saying goodbye this time that I realised I was so completely in love with him as it was so very very hard!

Anyway I saw him every month for six months until his military service started in November - we talked about him deferring it but decided that if we could get through that then we would be together and start making plans for the future. It was a very very hard 15 months - I have so much respect for anyone with loved ones in the forces as you are constantly in fear that something happens to them - we were limited to speaking when he was free, I couldn't call him, he had to call me - there was no way of being in touch with him when I needed to talk, but saying that he called me everyday and we spoke for hours at a time, looking back while it was hard it was probably the best thing for us as we went beyond the day to day stuff and talked about everything and anything - he very quickly became that person I told everything too, who knew everything about me.

I saw him twice during his MS and when he came out we went on a holiday to Istanbul (truly magical city) which is when I realised this was forever, it was perfect, we had rented an apartment so just lived there, no big days out or touristy things just spending time together - spending our nights sat on the balcony in big fluffy white bathrobes talking about the future (God it sounds so soppy).

WE had to make some decisions - I knew I couldn't move there - I would find it too hard so he agreed to try England for 6 months and if he liked it we would go from there. We had to jump through hoops to get a visa (for anyone who thinks it is easy for people to just come in to the country - you're wrong! - they wanted out life stories!) He came over and it was tough - he couldn't work as part of his visa conditions - I had to work so he was alone for a lot of the day but we got through it and became so used to being together and were so happy that there was no way he could go back. He doesn't like it here - he loves me, my family and now Karahan but would like nothing better than for us to go back home but he has done such a great job.

He proposed on our anniversary in a kinder egg - (long standing thing of ours that everytime I went to see him in turkey there was always a kinder egg on my pillow) and that's how he did it, kinder egg on my pillow, inside was not a toy but a ring and a note asking me to marry him - 5 months later we got married, 8 months later I was pregnant and thats when I met you lot!

I never expected to fall in love with my holiday fling or someone from a different country but I am now a big believer in fate - we were going to greece until a week before when an amazing deal (£100 each for a week in a 4 star hotel) and completely changes our plans! we only went to the restaurant to escape the sleaze and it was the closest one.

DH is SOOOOOO not my type - I normally go for quite rocky, loud, tattooed types (My last bloke had 38 of them!) whereas DH is very pretty and so shy - he is also the only man who has ever stood up to me and tell me no!

We've been together almost 5 years and (cue sickness) I fall in love with him a bit more the longer I am with him - he never fails to amaze me - he is truly my rock and is the one person I trust with my life!

Anyway soppiness over - off to catch up!

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BabyBolat · 01/05/2009 13:03

Oh Nutty lovely story!

Lauren - lansinoh on the nips, hot bath and as much air as you can give them! When feeding make sure you balance it out from boob to boob - I made the mistake of feeding on one side to avoid my sore boob and got the rock hard pain - hot bath and hand express some of the milk out and it will ease! It does hurt but gets a lot more bearable!

Frekkles, from what I can tell it means your cervix is preparing itself well and you are 2-3 cms dilated so all good!

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NuttyTaff · 01/05/2009 13:07

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PuzzleRocks · 01/05/2009 13:23

Fingers crossed Frekkles.

I'm loving the stories too. Can't say I took DH's virginity, the man was a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag before we hooked up.

We met at work. We both started within a week of each other. He was single, I was in a relationship, albeit a dying one, but definitely noticed him. My friend fancied him and I used to help her compose suggestive emails to him .

We didn't work that closely but I always got on well with him at work do's and down the pub after 6pm (most days). I remember feeling momentarily jealous when he started seeing a girl in the office but forgot about as quickly. Fast forward two years and a reshuffle sits me next to DH who I start to like more and more especially when I discover he thinks i'm the best looking person in the office (so not true). I also finally have the balls to end my bad relationship.

To celebrate my new found bravery I go out with a girlfriend from work and get well and truly wasted. In my chemical fog it hits me that the key to happiness is to sleep with him immediatly. Cue 3am phone calls to several colleagues trying to get his number. Thankfully none of them want to kill me for this. Turns out he has gone to York to spend Christmas with his brother so don't get to see him until we are back at work in January.

First day back 20 or so of us go to a bar after work. One by one I manage to convince the others to move on until just a few remain. He disappears to buy cigarettes and I send the final few packing and line up many drinks so when he returns it's pretty obvious what my intentions are. Thus followed a terribly vulgar display in a plate glass window of a busy picaddilly bar that stopped short of a shag. Some of you may remember me mentioning this before on one of our smuttier threads.

We have a fabulously sleazy 3 month fling before I start wanting more. He says he doesn't want a girlfriend so I say that we can go ahead with the Easter weekend we had planned for two weeks time but then lets call it quits as i'm getting in too deep. Easter comes and goes and, instead of letting me walk, he asks me to move in. A further two weeks later we decide to run off to Vegas and get married. I have a few dizzy spells in Vegas and go right off cigarettes (thank heavens). When we get back, I discover I am four weeks pregnant.

August will be our third wedding anniversary and i'm still pinching myself.

BabyBolat · 01/05/2009 13:37

oooh Puzzle - that's such an exciting story! you little minx bagging him like that! Love DH for asking you to move in!

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BabyBolat · 01/05/2009 13:38

Just to be clear - I meant bagging him with the alcohol in the pub not getting pregnant!

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PuzzleRocks · 01/05/2009 13:43

BB I loved your story. Wonderful.

PuzzleRocks · 01/05/2009 13:47

To think my mother always taught that such behaviour would never get a man's respect.

NuttyTaff · 01/05/2009 13:47

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PuzzleRocks · 01/05/2009 13:53

Precisely.

Oooh, looks like a tiny wndow to have a bath, DD1 watching Shrek and DD2 sleeping.

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BabyBolat · 01/05/2009 14:10

SO Karahan has been asleep for 2 hours (in which time I have MN's watched trash TV and cleaned the house - just the hoovering to do) but he has been in his nappy for over 3 hours - with the nappy rash I really should wake him up and change him but he hasn't slept all morning - what should I do? to wake or not to wake, that is the question...

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BabyBolat · 01/05/2009 14:11

OOOh have a lovely bath puzzle!!

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BabyBolat · 01/05/2009 14:31

I cant wake him - he has been struggling with his sleep at the moment so going to let him go on - he will be awake soon I think as he is starting his stirring motions - will give him a good clean when he wakes up! I know that makes me a bad mummy but hey ho!!

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Juwesm · 01/05/2009 14:31

Woah -just phoned for appt to register birth, and they've said 3.30pm today! Off to make H official! Mobilise the troops!

BoffinMum · 01/05/2009 14:32

Just catching up - haven't been online for a bit.

Yes my mw was independent. The NHS one abandoned me and stopped visiting when I got SPD.

Blue, just push up your t-shirt and once the baby is latched on, drape a muslin discreetly over any bits you prefer to hide.

BabyBolat · 01/05/2009 14:32

LOL Queen of Sheeba - Maybe I will try that with Karahan as you need industrial ear plugs to change him!

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