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Due April 2009 - Chapter 32: Shake your pom poms, Shake your pom poms, Shake your pom poms!!!

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BabyBolat · 27/04/2009 18:22

Hope no one minds I gave Nutty the vote after her epic birth!

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BabyBolat · 01/05/2009 14:33

oooooh yay Juw - there is no going back now - he is really REAL!!!!

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NuttyTaff · 01/05/2009 14:39

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brettgirl2 · 01/05/2009 15:08

I have tried to catch up on the last couple of days.

Conker - there's no way we can go anywhere before both you and frekkles have popped It doesn't really matter anyway - it's just a minor matter of location!

In terms of baths we have no set plans. I bathed Hannah yesterday but only because in a moment of 'paranoid mummy' I thought she had been too quiet all afternoon . Being put into the bath soon cured that lol .

I am very of the overproduction of breast milk. I have completely abandoned BFing which I am about. The whole baby weight issue was just messing with my head too much so I am trying to remind myself of the advantages of not BFing. I had a lovely large glass of red last night (and was significantly pissed after it ). I think the worst thing is that most of the advantages are completely selfish.

In terms of stretch marks I put on loads of weight when I was 14 and as a result my stomach already looked like I'd popped out a family of four . I have weighed myself, and have put on a stone and a half. I don't look too bad though, because being very tall a stone and a half spread out is OK (and I was v slim before). I did buy a couple of pairs of big trousers from Next to tide me over. I am hoping to donate them to Oxfam as soon as possible!

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brettgirl2 · 01/05/2009 15:40

Yay for passing driving test!

Taking one's driving test is only slightly better than giving birth IMO.

gingersarah · 01/05/2009 16:04

Hello!

Sorry I haven't had a chance to catch up. I have gone from being trapped in the house all on my own to having mum, DP, now dad too, and lovely lovely Veronica, who was born at 0018 on Monday at 9lb 1oz.

I will write the birth story as soon as I can.

Can anyone do me a quick catch up? Sorry if it is bad form to ask I will go back and read too but I would love some bullet point headlines on how everyone is...?

Trista - thinking of you, you are a hero and a great person and a brilliant mum.

Everyone - should I still feel a complete dish rag (physically) 5 days later?

Bleu - how is the feeding now? I am completely macerated by my little gnasher.

PuzzleRocks · 01/05/2009 16:16

The Baby List .....

12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: FELIX DEVLIN ALEXANDER 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES
02 Apr: Oddeyes: ELEANOR 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bleuravin: MEGAN LILLIAN CONSTANCE
03 Apr: Bumpalump: JACOB 8lb
04 Apr: BabyBolat: KARAHAN 6lb 5oz
05 Apr: Mrsfossil: ISLA LILIAN 7lb 10oz
06 Apr: BoffinMum: FELIX DAVID GORDON 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: SpringySunshine: GEORGE NATHAN 8lb 15oz
11 Apr: RachelinScotland: CLEMENT JAMES 8lb 14oz
11 Apr: Lou031205: ISLA SOPHIA 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: Electra: ISABELLA CAROLINE 6lb 3oz
11 Apr: AuldAlliance: ALEXANDRE 7lb 6oz
12 Apr: Phdlife: Name TBA 9lb 3oz
13 Apr: MathsMummy27: AMELIA CHARLOTTE
14 Apr: Purlease: ADAM 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Juwesm: HUGO GEORGE 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Bronze: ISAAC JOHN
15 Apr: Kalikaroo: Name TBA BOY 8lb
15 Apr: Minush: ZAFIRAH ROSA 7lb 12oz
15 Apr: FatandFedup: EMILIA ROSE 7lb 6oz
16 Apr: PuzzleRocks: HOLLY ELIZABETH 8lb
16 Apr: Brettgirl: HANNAH GRACE 6lb 15oz
16 Apr: ReallyTired: Name TBA GIRL
18 Apr: Staryeyed: Name TBA BOY 7lb 11oz
20 Apr: LuLuBai: SEBASTIAN 9lb
20 Apr: Swaliswan: BETH 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Kittycatisgettingfat: GABRIELLA AUDREY BIANCA
21 Apr: B52s: SAM MARTIN 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Schulte: HAZEL LOIS 7lb 9 oz
23 Apr: Tristaleejac: LEWIN 8lb 4oz
23 Apr: NuttyTaff: TIAHNA SKYE 8lb 8oz
23 Apr: Purplemonkeydishwasher: ISLA ELIZABETH 8lb 14oz
24 Apr: Soon2befamilyof4: TALIA 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Carameli: THEO LAURENCE 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Surprisenumber3: EVIE ANNE 8lb 2oz
26 Apr: Bicnod: OSCAR MATTHEW 8lb 1oz
27 Apr: Lauren61: OLIVER STEPHEN 7lb 7oz
27 Apr: Gingersarah: VERONICA 9lb 1oz
30 Apr: MegBusset: ARCHIE 8lb 15oz

Still yet to hatch...

24 Apr: Conkertree:
24 Apr: Frekkles:
25 Apr: TarteTatin:
27 Apr: Ilovesummer:
28 Apr: Satheresitting:

PuzzleRocks · 01/05/2009 16:20

CONGRATS NUTTY'S DH

conkertree · 01/05/2009 16:31

havent read all the meeting dh/dp stories yet but pregnancy hormones i think for me reading bb's story - tears in the eyes. might leave the others for a bit incase they have the same effect

frekkles - sounds promising for you too with that mw report.

i phoned in about the stuff i've been having, particularly the pelvic pain and she was very sympathetic but not much they can do till next week anyway for physio - was more interested in what they could do to get the baby out, but she said to go up for monitoring any time if i was worried about things (cause contractions with ds werent really painful until my waters went, and i didnt feel them much in the pushing stage - so could be progressing and not really be aware of it) so might go if they come back regularly tonight.

dh is meant to be at a party tonight but we cant decide whether he should go - would be useful for some work networking but is nearly 45 mins away so would be a little nervous.

gingersarah - congratulations - hope that with all those people around you are getting lots of time to rest. maybe lack of iron making you feel a bit rubbish?

conkertree · 01/05/2009 16:32

oh yes and congrats to nutty's dh

PuzzleRocks · 01/05/2009 17:27

Beautiful name GingerSarah. Congrats.

AuldAlliance · 01/05/2009 17:39

Congratulations gingersarah!!!
And Nutty's DH, too!
Love the "how we met stories"...

BabyBolat · 01/05/2009 17:53

Oooh Congratulations GInger - welcome veronica! can't wait for pics and birth story - yes think it is normal to feel a bit wiped out - I had alternate days when would feel great one day and the next day just awful!!!

Wooohoooo Nutty's DH - well done! bet he is chuffed to bits!!!

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BoffinMum · 01/05/2009 17:54

Ginger, I felt like a wreck for at least a couple of weeks, then I got a UTI and felt like a wreck all over again! I think a degree of feeling like you have been in a road accident is inevitable after childbirth, tbh.

Nutty - YOU SHAGGED A VIRGIN!! That is really quite cool.

BB - Very romantic! My brother married a girl from Istanbul. They have a flat there (also used to have a language school on the Istiklal Cad. but that's another story).

My meeting DH story is really quite boring compared to all yours. We met in a tapas bar one lunchtime (the one MI5 officers tend to leave their briefcases in). I liked his eyes, he thought I was hot. We discovered we had some mutual friends in common, in particular the fact that I had been out with one of his best friend's cousins. We then proceeded to meet twice more in the same tapas bar for lunch, before moving onto evening dates. Before we knew it he was whisking me off to the theatre and lovel restaurants and so on in his red sports car and making a big fuss of me. On my birthday he bought me pink champagne and drank it from my navel!! When I crashed my car, he chucked me the key to his sports car so I had wheels. My mum reckoned this was An Important Sign because apparently my dad had done something similar before they got engaged. We then went away for a dirty weekend. There was a great deal of shagging, real ale and hiking, plus a bit of shopping (perfect weekend, really). During this weekend I sat on the White Horse for a laff (I am sure Frekkles will approve). Four months later I was accidentally pg with DS1 so it clearly works as a fertility device. We had decided by then to get married anyway, though, and buy a house together. The rest, as they say, is history ... he is the loveliest man I have ever met in my life.

BabyBolat · 01/05/2009 19:13

not boring - lovely and proper!!! what a really lovely way to start you life together xxx

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SpringySponge · 01/05/2009 20:42

Luckily I don't have any scales / pre-pregnancy clothes in the flat with which to torture myself. I'm just wearing my maternity clothes regardless.

BB, I can't believe that Kara can spend 30 mins by himself

Nutty, that's a really cute story - not slutty at all if it was love at first sight I'm surprised that he was a virgin, though - he's so tall for a start! Tall men find it so easy to pull!

frekkles, that all sounds promising! 12 times in 12 hours totally has me beat. I'm impressed!

BB, LOL at you not knowing each other's names What you said about his military service is very reminiscent of my parents - my dad was in the army when they met, & my mum was always having to wait at home in case he called / listen to the news for every casualty in Northern Ireland & worry herself sick that it was him. He used to wait in line for the payphone with pockets full of 10p pieces, which always irritated the hell out of anyone behind him
They got married a lot sooner than they would have (against a lot of people's advice!) because married men got slightly longer leave than unmarried men. & even so, there were 8 weeks at a time where she'd not see him at all & had no way of contacting him other than letter. I have a lot of respect for any couple that deal with things like that.

Your whole story's so cute! Oh, this 'how we met' thing was a great idea It's making me all happy. I love the Kinder Egg thing, although DH & I can't figure out how he did it! & really - 38 tattoos?!

Puzzle, your story's ace It made me laugh in several places - BB's right with the word 'minx' 'Fabulously sleazy' sounds fun, too

Ju, you've had a lot more luck with an appointment to register him - we're having to wait over a week

brett, I'm so of the wine. & don't feel bad - I keep coming close to quitting for selfish reasons & I'm not even struggling, & George is piling on weight.

Oooh, well done Nutty's DH! Very pleased for him.

Congratulations, Sarah! Another big baby!

Boff, your DH sounds like a real star! How lovely of him to make such a fuss of you. Love the inclusion of hiking in your dirty weekend

Has anyone noticed how we all seem to have a knack for getting pregnant rather accidentally?

SpringySponge · 01/05/2009 21:07

I've finally managed to get rid of the screaming boob monster into DH's arms (& silence reigns for a brief time!), so I'm going to get myself something to eat & come back to do a big ranty post. I'm telling you this as a warning for those of you who have limited time to catch up & can't be bothered to read it (which is totally fair enough!) - my next post is going to be all full of

SpringySponge · 01/05/2009 21:41

Right. DH started what he refers to as his 'daddy issues' counselling today, after a 4 month referral time (& after she'd got the correct records up, having found others for a man with the same name, who is 38 years old, despite 2 referrals for DH to her, & didn't even realise that it wasn't 22 year old DH until things started not making sense?!)

After an hour with him, she's diagnosed him with 'attachment issues' (apparently he's unable to bond with George ) & 'anxiety' (because he's worried that he's unable to bond with George ).

I'm not professionally qualified, but I think that it's unusual to give a diagnosis so quickly (especially given the amount of time she spent talking to him about relevant things - more on this later), but it's complete bollocks! Right now he's holding George & gazing at him lovingly. I don't remember the last time that all 3 of us were in the same room at the same time & I got his full attention - he's always staring at / playing with / laughing at the silly faces of our son. To say that they've not bonded is totally ridiculous. Bearing in mind this woman's never met any of us before & has never seen him with George. DH also doesn't feel that he's having a difficulty bonding at all, although he says he does worry that he'll let George down & be a bad father. In my opinion, he does worry about that an unhealthy amount - but that only serves to make him more attentive, which undoes the other point!

So asides from those ridiculous assumptions, the counsellor spent more time talking about irrelevant crap than anything to do with what he's meant to be getting counselling on. This included (but was not by any means limited to ) her asking for a detailed account of his knowledge of which benefits we're entitled to, finding me lots of information about support groups in the area (I can do that myself & am already part of an NCT group, for a start!) & suggesting that we move in with other students so as to 'form relationships with our peers'?!?!?! I don't have any local 'peers' with whom I'm friendly, but he does. & he's the one she's dealing with! & why would we, as a married couple & a baby, want to move in with a bunch of stupid, drunken, immature students on the basis of our educational status? We have a lovely two-bedroomed flat & are very happy here.

She also apparently asked, totally out of the blue, if I was drinking enough water. Because, of course, my current levels of hydration are completely related to past traumas in DH's life. She also seemed obsessed by the amount of time we've been together & left DH with the impression that she feels that we'd be better off getting a divorce. Or at least that he'd be happier getting a divorce. Whichever one. After all, we all know that being together for just over a year before your baby arrives means that there's absolutely no chance of your marriage working at all. No. Not a hope in hell.

I'm absolutely fuming & can't believe how unprofessional she seems to have been. Either he's spouted a load of crap at her & she's made what appear to be reasonable leaps from that (which I doubt - he seems quite shocked & annoyed at her as well, although not as much!), or she's completely out of line.

How dare she ignore what he's asking for help with & instead make harmful suggestions about our marriage & the circumstances in which we conduct that marriage, & butt her nose not only into his irrelevant personal affairs but mine?!

AIBU? Am I just being over-sensitive & defensive? Is it just hormones / sleep deprivation? Or is she being actually quite unprofessional?

I'm quite tempted to go & see her & ask if there's anything else she'd like to ask about me so she can get on with what she's meant to be doing, but I'm sure that I'd only get a special tick in the 'overbearing wife' box, so will leave it. I'm distinctly unimpressed, though.

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SpringySponge · 01/05/2009 22:03

Ah, I suppose it makes sense if there was a reason like that. In which case, you obviously were very special to him from the outset - that's really quite lovely

Thank you for the cookies. Much appreciated xx

BoffinMum · 01/05/2009 22:12

Springy, they're all like that IME. DD went to one with depression (probably brought about as a result of seeing her dad batter her mum) but was told the root of her problems was my insistence that she keep her bedroom moderately tidy. It was argued that this inhibited her self-expression. In the event we decided counselling was best done over a cuppa tea round the kitchen table.

brettgirl2 · 01/05/2009 22:14

Springy - my totally uninformed opinion is that the counsellor is completely mad. I get really irritated when people jump to conclusions based on limited facts. YANBU at all.

SpringySponge · 01/05/2009 22:16

Oh, how stupid.

The thing is, I insisted on the counselling. But to be honest, his anger management counselling & his ADs (both of which have finished) have pretty much done what I was hoping for anyway, never mind this woman. I'm always happy to talk to him about things, but understand that he potentially would rather talk to someone totally objective. I really don't like the way this is going though.

BoffinMum · 01/05/2009 22:17

Will he go back to her for more, do you think?