Due April 2009 - Chapter 28: Manual Labour Brings on Boring Birthing Labour and we meet Baby BB and Baby Bleu!!!

[NuttyBlowUpEasterBunny]

Thought i would customise the title a bit

Ok Lets see if we can hit that 9 baby target for tommorow!!!!! Puuuuuuusssshhhhhh

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES
02 Apr: Oddeyes: BABY ODDEYES 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bleuravin: MEGAN LILLIAN CONSTANCE
04 Apr: BABY BOLAT: 6lb 5oz

Still yet to hatch...

01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer
04 Apr : phdlife
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
20 Apr : lou031205 (29) 3rd DC, DD1 3.4, DD2 19 mo
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
25 Apr : ReallyTired
25 Apr : TarteTatin
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
28 Apr : Satheresitting
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

ROFL Puzzle yep a bit like that!!

thats another hour....... come on boff, you have to be contracting now!!! OPEN THAT CERVIX!!!!! xxxxx

Right, I went back to bed & lay there huffing & puffing for a while, then got up & made myself a sausage sandwich. I feel a bit better now.

WFH, don't worry about the Waitrose thing - it was an honest mistake & given the circumstances, I don't think anyone could blame you!

Puzzle, love the image of the baby in the spa bath with champagne. & strawberries too, I reckon.

Were you horizontal when he engaged, Boff? I'm tempted to invest in some of those Stay Dry pants - they sound really sexy useful. I'm pretty sure my waters won't break unassisted anyway, though. It'd be mostly for post-partum.

Nutty, imagine the looks we'd get as a group of us with our pompoms

'Sausage sandwich' is not a euphemism, by the way

Springy - they can look all they want the outsiders will just be jealous!!

to add to the baby spa there should be a chocolate fountain with Puzzles Champers Springys strwabs and some mini marshmallows oohhhh heavenly Bliss!!!

Springy - LOL Yeah! Yeah!

I think I have some mini marshmallows in my cupboard... Now to resist them!

& no, really - no kinky fun happening here today

Resistance is futile .......Just eat them and be merry

oh boo have a ((hug))

I have melted chocolate & a spoon instead...

Genius!! yum! you do need the marshmallows to go with it though.....

where is Boff?!?!?

It's okay, I have chocolate fudge cake & cream being prepared as we speak. Emergency chocolate rations are being broken out!

& I don't know - I wish people would stop keeping us in suspense! It's so thoughtless

"Its a beautiful day"

(dont look anything like him though

just plain rude if you ask me LOL

oooohh

Why so cheery, bronze? [suspicious]

& I love chocolate. It cures all the world's evils. I feel almost human again now

because though I feel like hell (cant breathe in without coughing) I have sent them all outside to play with ds1s new toys and I can sit here and watch them wear themselves out

Chocolate = Happy. tis a proven fact

Bronze - You're a happy bunny?!?

Ah, genius plan. The cough sounds horrible - have you seen a doctor in case it needs antibiotics?

Bronze - ahh sounds like bliss!!

I am still here.
I am still waiting.
Considering doing some Wii Sports to get things going.
My waters went when I was asleep. His head engaged really dramatically and I woke up thinking "WTF was that?" then realised immediately what had happened because of the sheer quantity of the stuff.

WFH, just pay for whatever it was next time you're in Waitrose perhaps?

any contractions Boff?? or had it all just sort of petered out a bit? x x

I had a big head drop into my fanjo a few nights ago, but I was upright - & no waters broke He'll have to try harder next time.

Just be careful not to wear yourself out / cause yourself damage, Boff. Don't do anything without thinking what you'd advise us to do in your situation

Boff how long are you going to be able to go without them pressing to interfere?

48-96 hours without too many problems apparently.

Off to do Wii Sports now. Nutty have you taken your medication and done the cold packs? (Nag her for me girls, if I go offline).

Wii sports probably not the best idea you will be knackered before you start

Not the way I do it, tbh. I will try balance games etc first.