Due April 2009 - Chapter 25: Come Out, Come Out, Wherever you are!!!!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

a little something for the weekend?????

I am moving onto the Mozarella di Buffolo now ... it's the salty tang across my tongue that's distracting me now ... and opening the packet of Parma ham, a wave of meaty moreishness wafting towards me.

Should I be writing cheap porn novels for a living instead of academic books????

Actually mixed metaphor there. Can a wave waft? Waves probably ought to surge or something.

Afternoon ladies!

Oh I think I may have inadvertently got the last post

Still no babies! Come on - want the excitement to begin now please!

...Although is excitement the right word? After a few awful twinges last night i have decided I don't want to do labour again! Forget all the "I have forgotten it all - aren't hormones great" stuff I have said over the last few months, it is becoming untrue - my body is reminding me and I don't want to do it!!! But given the alternative of staying pregnant for the rest of my life I guess I have to!

Anyways on with the day - a nap me thinks...zzz

OddEyes, you didn't think I would give in that easily on the other thread, did you???

right is it just me .... i have a vision of Kitty being a bit like this and i mean that in a good way. i just always picture Kitty to be a real Glamour Puss

'Surge' is a lovely, powerful word there. Phwoar. My mouth's watering

how do you manage to get posts in after it says the thread is full?
You girls bribing MNtowers? Sending them chocolate and olives or something?

Speaking of which I could go for a lovely Insalata Caprese...

Yes, Nutty! I'm with you on that one - I picture her like that too!

Boffin - you could definately do food erotica

oooohhh surge v good word!! i like the word thrust too if you can get that in there somewhere you're onto a winner

Springy - yay its not just me

I'll thrust her stupid olives up her nose if she's not careful [glare]

MESSAGE FROM CLAIREY:
Hi I would have enjoyed the sun if I could get out of the hospital. Think I could do with the might of the fanjo warriors here. Have had 3 lots of Prostin and am waiting for my waters breaking which was supposed to happen at 8am this morning. Am v fed-up of waiting now and getting a little irate.

Oooooooh! A baby on the way!

Springy, tis a sad state off affairs refused as a prospective virtual wife and teased with olive pornography. What did you do to Boff??

woohoo good luck clairey!

I just don't know! I've always been nothing but lovely to her & she continues to break my fragile heart

OMG!!!! OMG!!! a BABY!!!!!!!! soon!!!! oh HOORAY!!!!!!!

send her our love and labour vibes bleu!!

She's not even due until after me

Springy so have a ((hug))

Thank you Nutty, it's nice to know that someone still has some compassion

Go Clairey Go Clairey!!! >>

Oh, I'm so excited about Clairey More baby photos soon! Hopefully this is the start of everyone kicking off!

Oh I think my baby is jealous...suddenly I'm getting stronger pains again... Silly baby. Mommy wants you to stay put until Daddy is off of work remember?

me too!!! goodness i really do hope so we're actually into actual due date territory now so things have to start happening!! lol if only to keep me sane during the wait for my baby to hatch

I know! It's April on Wednesday! April! You know? That month we've been waiting for since our terribly common sex in July?