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Due April 2009 - Chapter 25: Come Out, Come Out, Wherever you are!!!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 27/03/2009 22:52

a little something for the weekend?????

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 28/03/2009 13:05

ROFL "organised hormone donation"

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SpringySunshine · 28/03/2009 13:05

Yeah, just the phrase gets you hot under the collar, doesn't it?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 28/03/2009 13:07

ah you will get the mad clothes ripping stuff back eventually

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bronze · 28/03/2009 13:09

true, thats why some of us have more than one child

SpringySunshine · 28/03/2009 13:10

I hope so. I'm not worried that he won't want to have sex with me... It's just there's a difference between me being sexy to him because we're married & because we have good sex, & me being sexy because he would think that I was if we'd only just met. I'm worried that the objective sexiness will disappear, IYSWIM.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 28/03/2009 13:12

Springy theres nothing stopping you making the sexiness objective

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KittyCatIsGettingFat · 28/03/2009 13:14

Am PMSL at the Mae West pic... thanks ladies! About as far from the "real" me as you can get but we can dream... I'd love to be blond and sultry, rather than greying and fat... In fact, I think I'll do a home colour tonight so I make you all proud of me! (Brunette, not blonde unfortunately...)

SpringySunshine · 28/03/2009 13:16

I think we'll need pictures to judge for ourselves, Kitty. I refuse to imagine you any differently unless I see proof

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 28/03/2009 13:19

Kitty - i just cant shake the mental image of you being a glamour puss reclining on a chaise longe with a glass of bubbly in one hand and stroking your fur stole with the other and being fed grapes by your dh whilst dripping in diamonds it's stuck now!!

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1ismad · 28/03/2009 13:21

Has anyone seen the electronic "BABY ON BOARD" signs @ www.auto-signs.com ?

Pretty good stuff, i purchased one for my car and by god they are good, they are particularly good at keeping other drivers of your **se

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 28/03/2009 13:24

1ismad - thanks for that

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SpringySunshine · 28/03/2009 13:24
KittyCatIsGettingFat · 28/03/2009 13:24

OOooooooh Nutty that sounds like heaven!! Ok, I'll admit to being that woman as long as it really happens...

PS am still seriously thinking about getting that pink fur bolero for my homebirth...

KittyCatIsGettingFat · 28/03/2009 13:26

it'll go so nicely with my furry undercarriage...

SpringySunshine · 28/03/2009 13:27

I think you should - you deserve a bit of glamour at a time like that

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 28/03/2009 13:28

SEE!!

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KittyCatIsGettingFat · 28/03/2009 13:31

Ok you've caught me out!!! I'm actually a reincarnation of Audrey Hepburn from Breakfast at Tiffany's, and am in hiding from the paparazzi in deepest darkest Surrey...

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 28/03/2009 13:32

hahahahahaa was just googling audry hepburn as you're brunette picture!!! lol

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KittyCatIsGettingFat · 28/03/2009 13:36

great minds think alike...

BabyBolat · 28/03/2009 13:41

LOL Furry undercarriage - Kitty, we have seen your pic and you are not greying!!!

KittyCatIsGettingFat · 28/03/2009 13:43

It's not a close up BB...

Thank goodness for L'Oreal - I'd look about 90 without it!

BabyBolat · 28/03/2009 13:44

LOL well I am rocking the two-tone look right now - mousy blonde/brown to my ears and then light blonde from ears down!!!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 28/03/2009 13:47

i'm brunette, i want to be red or purple!!!!!!! grrrrrr

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bronze · 28/03/2009 13:48

I doing the grey streak thing but mines not intentional

KittyCatIsGettingFat · 28/03/2009 13:52

Aren't we all a bunch of supermodels... should make for some interesting post-birth photos!

BTW, DH has just asked how he can help do a live labour thread... what a good idea!!

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