Due April 2009: Episode 23 -There's no business like show business!!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go

Show business may be good business but can we get on with some birthing business now please!!

Nutty, I'm still in my jammies & probably very smelly, so you're beating me. The only advantage to being this pregnant is that when faced with the need to open the door to someone trying to deliver a parcel to you, they excuse your slovenly ways & even seem to find it slightly endearing

Springy I am in my jammies too - I have changed my underwear today and had a wash but that is about it...

the evil fairy ate it??

a cat swiped it??

it melted and had to go in the bin??

so many reasons for chocolate dissapearance ......

I had to throw it away because you left it in the sun and ruined it...

my personal fave .... what chocolate???? >

BB, you are still beating me (Besides, you're working! You don't get to enter this competition )

& hahaha, he'd never believe that I threw it away. Not ever. I tell him off if he doesn't lick the bowl after eating ice cream because it's a waste

Oh yes - the old ignorance routine! I could maybe do that!

'What chocolate?'
'The chocolate that you ate most of yesterday!'
'Nope...?'
'You know, whilst we were sitting & watching Lost! You kept breaking off whole rows of it & eating them one after the other. You must've had at least 200g!'
'Do you think I'd get a figure like this from doing that? Really?'
''

beating you at what?? posting - I am a good multi-tasker!!!

No, at levels of productivity. I'm still in the same knickers I slept in & haven't even had a wash yet... I think I'm going to have a quick shower before DH gets home

hahahahah

i was laughing at the ignorance dialogue btw

oh girlies hope bronze is ok

Oh and I've accomplished..sending my HiP form today! hurrah!

BB - you have to try and catch up with me first lol though you potentially only have 6 days to go then you will have your bambino so no change of that happening i still have a month and a bit free and clear posting

Wow Springy LOL - you paint such a pretty picture!!! how is it that your DH will have sex with you - dirty knickers and all and mine has imposed a ban until post pregnancy??!!

well done Mathsmummy

BB - you must be looking to good for nookie

I think that's it, who can resist a girl in oversized man-pj's, scrunched up hair and hormonally spotty face!

exactly

Maybe the knickers turn him on? Surely you have heard of... who was it... Napoleon? who sent a message home before he returned from war telling his wife NOT to wash or change clothes until he arrived back home?

And Springy, I personally would pour the melted chocolate over some vanilla ice cream.

ning. that's nasty. (Napolean, not Springy)

I'm washed & beautiful again now But actually, yes. I think he's too scared of crushing my self esteem to turn me down whatever state I'm in

In my defence, my knickers weren't really dirty - I'm wearing huge pads & the knickers pretty much exist only to hold them in place. & I change the pads! I'm not that gross

MM, my HiP form is sitting in my bag waiting for me to go past a post box. The only obstacle being that I rarely leave the flat

Schulte, you have simultaneously disgusted & delighted me with those two posts

No prizes for the comedian who deliberately confuses the two

just make sure you dont miss the 30 days srpingy - you'd really be kicking yourself if you did.

am in my sloppy trousers since i'm not leaving the village today. would love to make an effort and surprise dh looking good - but i really dont fit into anything except jeans, dungarees or one black dress, and its not exactly glamorous. and really i just dont have the energy either.