Oh, I missed a man on the thread! A MAN! The lesser-spotted male, who got us into this mess in the first place
Have just had a discussion with DP - will read what I've missed & fill in the gaps that aren't answered by responding to that
It's not really feasible for me to go anywhere in the morning, because everyone's so far away. I'm not yet exactly sure what we'll be doing about that, but I'm considering spending the Thursday night in a cheap hotel, perhaps with my sister, so I can get ready there on the Friday morning & avoid them. My family will be coming up on the Friday morning as well, I think, so there'll be some back up against the ILs - it'd just be nice to catch my breath with them first & not have to have DP watch me get ready, etc.
'BOPP OFF' - that phrase may yet come in handy. I've now had a big rant considered chat with DP about how I don't want to spend our wedding night with them before flopping down on our sofa & watching naff tv before retiring to bed & getting back into a normal routine. So I suggested couple of nights in a hotel thing & went to have a shower. Now it looks like we're suddenly staying in a Premier Inn in the middle of Sheffield. Words fail me, really. It's not exactly the romantic mini-break I'd had in mind, but it'll do I suppose.
& I'm glad that your DH isn't in too many pieces at the moment. I think that you really are doing the best for him that you can by letting him lead the conversation & just going with it, no matter how random it all is. It can't be easy for you, either. It's all rubbish
& Nutty, you may be wishing for a Barcelona mini-break, but prepare to spend a couple of nights in some sort of Bristol Travelodge