Due April 2009 - Episode 10 - Fanjo Warriors demand Padded Purple rooms......Great Expectations!

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New thread for us all! How many days this time?? {grin}

Anyone for a homemade choc-chip cookie?

Bottom Balm? NOW we're talking!!! tee hee...

Nutty - PLEEEEASE don't stop being infantile - you're making me dribble my tea on the keyboard, and I love it!!

Wow, bottom balm too? That's just crazy - some might even say barmy! (My, that was dreadful )

PS have just received dispatch email from Watch Company - DH's gorgeous gold pocket watch arrives tomorrow!!! Yay!

Now what shall I engrave on it... hmm...

Something to do with Bottom Balm perhaps? Or is that a bit TMI?

"I love you from the bottom (balm) of my heart. Kitty xxx" ?

thanks Nutty!

Oh God, imagine receiving that set as a gift. In fact I may request it from elderly relatives.

OMG - that pigeon story. It was the 'undeclared aubergine' that really killed me.

Springy the Dr Haushka is extortionate isn't it. But I do want that fanjo spray. Going to the loo in the immediate days after having DD was really quite daunting. I wished for something like that spray. Peeing in the shower (yuck - I know) is about the only way to make it bearable but with a newborn baby in the house one quick shower a day is a luxury, let alone 25 showers for every time you need a pee.

My only problem now is that I seldom get to even have a wee without a small audience of one toddler. (Can be a bigger audience if she decides to open the door mid-stream) so I worry about doing anything unusual like spraying my lady bits in front of her in case it puts strange ideas in her little head.

When I was very little I, for some reason, sprayed perfume onto my fanjo. It really stung. She doesn't want to be doing that.

& hahaha at 'undeclared aubergine' - & he's not afraid to use it!

"I love you more than Bum Spray..."

Or - a bit more watch-themed

"Every minute with you is more soothing than Bottom Balm..."

Do they make a Fanjo Flannel or Min-Min Moisturiser? Cos those could work too...

This has definitely been the most porno thread we've ever had... tee hee!

But if it came to it, & your house was on fire, what would you save first? Your DH, or your bottom balm? It really is a toughie - you don't want to be making false claims

Ooooh I'm feeling slightly sick at the thought of that postpartum fanjo feeling.

Need to retreat back to Puzzle's fabulous lifestyle picture. Bikini & Wellies, Bikini & Wellies, Bikini & Wellies (if I repeat it often enough it will come true)

Anyway tis time for me to go through the whole ridiculous bathtime farce. DD is still convinced that a poo monster is lurking in the bath. So once again I shall demonstrate that bathtime is fun, play with the duck, blow bubbles etc. DD will pace around the sidelines and point out places where the poo monster might be lurking.

The only way I am keeping her clean at the mo is by taking her swimming several times a week and hosing her down in the shower afterwards.

Lulu - ROFL at poo monster... your poor DD!! Maybe some Bottom Balm will help??

I think we should ALL get some so that we can all have perfect bottoms... to go with our furry boleros and stilettos!

Nutty Behind glass, with a little hammer to smash it if necessary?

& she's still scared of the poo monster? Still? That girl is dedicated to her insanity

I think bottom balm is for cissies. We should have "Fanjo Warrior Oil".

BTW DS2 is dyslexic and asked me what lip blam was. Probably similar to bottom blam.

I like 'bottom blam' - very onomatopoeic

Fanjo Warrior Oil sounds positively tribal - I think it may need cow pat streaked faces. I'm sure frekkles will advise