Due April 2009 - Sod the thread title, we will need a new one in a week.

[PuzzleRocks]

Welcome new joiners, lurkers, occasional updaters, prolific posters, and Nutty and Springy .
I say this one wont last a full 10 days.

I know BB, I wouldn't say this anywhere else for fear of being considered very nasty, but she completely dominated that family and I had to put up and shut up a lot, like my SIL did. She was ill for ages and then died a couple of years ago. They were all very maudlin about it, the grief went on apparently forever, very self-indulgent. I lost five relatives that year, but this was not considered important compared to the loss of MIL.

My family has its faults but we are very good at gallows humour and so on, which is better, I think.

Nutty, would it be really wrong for us to just kill her? I know legally there are some issues, but morally...

Have you considered voodoo?????

www.virtual-design.com/demos/voodoodoll/voodoo.asp?section=demo&subsection=voodoo

Nutty, I am on my knees bowing down to you - I cannot even believe you would let that women in your life, you are a much nicer, more selfless person than I would ever be!!

Oh Springy, Oh dear! tell LO enough is enough and it is time to sleep (wont work a dime but hey!!!)

Ok ladies larry lightweight here is heading to bed - speak to you all tomorrow when we will have much better days!!!

Na night xxx

Nutty, ask her to be your birthing partner and wipe up your poo. That will teach her!

Night! xxx

Lots of readily available murder hardware in delivery suites ....

Oh I am so wicked.

Not yet, but I won't be long. I've been trying to work, but I'm just too uncomfortable - I can't arrange everything around me. It's bad enough trying to use the laptop. I used to rest it on my tummy, but there's no chance of that now

I think I'm going to get a (relatively) early night & try again tomorrow.

& really, it doesn't matter how much I prod / jiggle him around, he's having too much fun & simply won't be moved.

Yup, I've tried it. He's somehow really hurting my back, too. I mean I know I'm telling the wrong people here, but I just mean that it feels like he's sort of lodged himself somewhere really uncomfortable & is almost trying to get out. I don't think that's even possible, but whatever he's doing is painful & really strange

Yeah, I think I might do that... Grr. 12 weeks, 12 weeks, 12 weeks...

Night night - will invariably speak soon xxx

Springy, do gentle belly dancing movements to free him up. Get pelvis moving. Failing that, doggy position and wiggling bottom is good, as is warm bath.

Off to bed now. Night night xx

One more thought Springy, if you're really worried get heartbeat checked soon. But it's probably nothing.

Morning all. Anyone there??

Morning Boffin - how you feeling today?