hi baffy and newb! I know what you mean about wanting your mum. I'm flying home to Belfast on Saturday and I'm fussed over like a 5 year old by my parents and aunts and uncles - I can't wait!
christiana - you're technically an interloper now but don't be leaving us for the June ladies!
Helga was in fact a serious suggestion (dh's name is...Albert. he thinks it's great but it still makes me think of old Uncle Albert with the white beard in Only Fools and Horse. Mil's taste leaves a lot to be desired...)
if I'm not boring you all with the "horrors of the in-laws" series, I shall now introduce you to the bil. When he popped round a few weeks ago the final scenes of Braveheart (important to note the film) were on and the conversation went as follows:
BIL: O, I love this film. I must have seen it at least 10 times. This is bit is fantastic!
Me: Erm...you mean where he is hung, drawn and quartered?
BIL: No, no, no - he runs through all this stuff, dodging things for a bet
Me: Erm, I think you're thinking of First Knight
BIL: What?
Me: I think you're thinking of another film, First Knight
BIL: O right, of course, Mel Gibson did that other one too and it confused me
Me: Actually, it was Richard Gere.
BIL: What?
Me: Richard Gere starred in First Knight
BIL: Well, it was set in Scotland, that's what confused me
Me: [wondering if I should continue but unable to resist] well, actually, it was set in Camelot which is generally taken to be a mythical place and even if it does exist, its location has never been confirmed. Various places have been suggested in England and Wales but I don't know of any suggested locations in Scotland. Perhaps Sean Connery's accent confused you?
BIL: Whatever. Anyway, this is where he gets eaten by lions
ME: What?
BIL: This is where the lions come in
Me: I don't think there were many lions roaming about in 13th century Scotland
DH: I think you're thinking of Gladiator.
BIL: O right, of course, I got confused with that film about the gladiator. What's it called?
Me: Gladiator
BIL: Yes, I know, but what's it called?
Me: It's called Gladiator
BIL: God, I can't get the name of it!
BIL'S WIFE: the film is called Gladiator.
BIL: O yes, I remember now, it's my favourite film. It has a fantastic soundtrack by Hans Zimmerman.
Me: I think it's Hans Zimmer.
BIL: Whatever. I love Michael Nyman, he's another legend. I have all his CDs.
Me: I loved the score to the Piano.
BIL: O, he did loads. Goodfellas, the Godfather, Once Upon a Time in America, The Thin Red Line
Me: Really? I had no idea. I didn't think he did the Godfather though.
BIL: Well, he did. Anyway, let's watch the film.
DH: Mavornia, it's rude to snort
Makes me snigger now just to think about it