I would love to claim that i have saintly patience but in truth i have an aversion to confrontation and my backbone seems to ne missing in action at times I am getting better at standing up to her though and not letting all her comments niggle at me any more
fil is equally insane but not as overbearing. We were watching Walking with Dinosaurs the other week and he turned to me and said, "The only question is, how did they film it?".
"Well," i said, a bit bewildered, "it's all done with computer graphics and animatronics, isn't it."
"Yes, but how did they film the dinosaurs?" he insisted.
"Wel, they didn't," I said, as gently as possible, "because there wouldn't have been any humans capable of filming or indeed cameras when the dinosaurs were around. It's all clever graphics and models."
"No it isn't" - he said, putting an end to the cnversation.
I had to hide in the toilet to snigger
The other recent corker:
FIL: I believe Dracula has a house in London
Me: Who?
FIL: Dracula
Me: As in the vampire? What do you mean he has a house in London. He's not real
FIL: Yes he is
ME: Maybe you're thinking of Sherlock Holmes. In the books he had a house in Baker Street
FIL: No, I'm thinking of Drcaula
Me: Ok then [cue more sniggering in the toilet]
and he's actually an extremely successful businessman...