Nab, I missed it all last night, have had a quick look and I'm sorry you feel upset. I know I would have done too, it's completely understandable. Mumsnet is a dangerous place out there at the moment, stay in here, it's warm and cosy with plenty of chocolate.
Lynny70, welcome! Must be like doing it for the first time with such a big gap. So pleased you de-lurked.
Charleypops - I'm the same, none since conception either. Have got close in my dreams a couple of times, but that's about it. Poor DH. I was the same with DS, I feel like my body is busy doing other things (growing a baby!) and I don't have the energy or inclination for anything else. Sorry for bringing it up again Uwila . Cooperoo, you're right, it is definitely better post-baby (finally, a positive thing to say about having children!!!).
I hate not having a computer at home, I'm missing out on all the great evening gossip. Will try and get it fixed over the weekend.