Due in June - Prostaglandin Smoothie Anyone??!!

[hollyandalice]

New thread!!

ROFL!

I'm sure none of the other AN threads are this dirty!! Are we just all filthy biatches?!

Hmmm, maybe that's why so many people have disappeared from this thread, yet still post on MN! Oops!

I think April could have given us a run for our money in that department HandA......

Maybe being pg just turns you wrong in the head!

HAHAHA Have you lot scared all the 'nice' girls off?
I am an angel and it all goes over my head

Walk was good Holly, didn't seem to kick anything off other than a couple of twinges, but the dog is loving it I'm not sure he knows what has hit him.

Do you really think we scared them off...?

I think it does...

TA - GOOD NEWS! SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED! was it me visualising your ripening cervix that did it, do you think ??

I had a show next day after my sweep, on a monday, and Em was born on the Wednesday. Here we go, here we go, here we go....

Bumper - Get canesten pesseries from your MW, but don't use the applicator, use your fingers to get it up there. She'll give you cream too. If you get it from the MW or GP its free (I currently have 3 lots of it in waiting as am on penicillin too). I'm really prone to it, especially during pg and find pesseries are the only thing that work, and they are ok to use. DP must use the cream or you'll end up passing it back and forth.

Do try to get rid of it before the baby comes. DS1 had it in his mouth and I had it in my breasts and it was the worse pain I have ever experienced (even after 3 labours, I am not joking, it will stay with me forever).

As for shagging, kneeling on the floor, upper body resting on the sofa.

Well I am sure if there was a 'Rude biatch' forum we could all post there...otherwise I think MN is big enough to accomodate all tastes

Foxy! Yes it WAS you!!

I felt these odd vibes and thought 'hey, thet'll be Foxy imagining the ripening inside my fanjo' and hey presto, goo arrives!

Now if you can work on some crowning please...

Yep, we are all too rude !!

I am such a good mum. I have just given my dd a tin of Disney Princess spaghetti and some Milky Way Magic Stars with a cup of Ribena for her lunch! Just to think a year ago I was feeding her organic homemade yummies from the Riverford box and fresh juice only! How things change!

Not long Holly and we'll all be existing on Turkey Twizzlers I am sure!

Usually I am a health food nazi but even I have started fantasizing about KFC. I sometimes think organic and all that bollocks is highly overrated.

PMSL at Alice's lunch! Its so true, all that organic puree stuff we do, and lunch soon becomes half a french-stick around the supermarket!

I haven't gone as far as turkey twizzlers yet! We are veggies, so eat reasonably heathily, but sometimes food from a tin is by far the easier option!

Now you mention it foxy she did have a cheese and onion slice the other day for lunch whilst we were walking round sainsburys!The things you do for some peace and quiet!

My DD seems to be eating Cheese and Onion crisps for lunch

I LOVE vegetables, DH used to be a caveman meat eater but I have converted him and even he likes a bit of feta and roast veg now.
Meat is also so expensive! Although I am v lucky and have a Costco card.

Still there's nothing like beans on toast sometimes

Oh good! Mine has just had 2 Hob Nobs! She has just told me she needs some strawberries and has gone into the kitchen to look for some. She'll be lucky! We seem to be going through a punnet a day atm!

Beans on Toast is one of my very favourite meals in the World.

My unborn baby has just had 2 pork pies with salad cream I am such a grot!

I had beans on toast for my lunch TA, with grated cheese on the top!
My dp is a complete carnivore, but I am completely used to cooking 2 meals every night. Every time we go shopping I stock up on reduced meat and stick it in the freezer! I don't let him have full price meat, I'm such a cheapskate!

Pork pies with salad cream is one of my dp's faves!

LOL!

I don't put cheese on top of my beans. I like to put a slice of DairyLea on the toast and then the beans on top. Am I weird?

I feel I should also say I've also had smoked mackerel pate and cucumber on crusty bread with C&O crisps, so I am not completely feral!

I have a weekend off this weekend! What's the betting I spend the entire time on MN?

As long as I don't waste it having a baby!

Well, I just had left over pizza for my lunch! And I might just go and get some ice cream (taking Derlor's suggestion of eating too much now before the guilt sets in very seriously!)

Foxy, what's the one thing you have been really desperate to do but haven't been able to coz of the DCs? (Apart from chat to us all day)