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twelveyeargap · 02/04/2007 07:27

Hello! I'm back!

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ShowOfHands · 03/04/2007 14:29

Please don't be nice to me. I'm only just keeping it together today and I'll fall apart.

Talk about porn or something.

ShowOfHands · 03/04/2007 14:36

Have emailed you and not just because I want gingerbread.

aprilmeadow · 03/04/2007 14:38

Ok the niceness stops!!

ShowOfHands · 03/04/2007 14:39

Am cataloguing a book with a chapter entitled 'How to Domesticate Women and Animals'.

Nice.

Mrsjaffabiffa · 03/04/2007 14:39

SOH -Your state of mind is our problem because we all care.

What I really want to say is - It will work out OK, just like a few weeks ago with the awful drug test. It got better, quickly! I know that doesn't sound that helpful at the moment. It may be a blessing in disguise, it does sound like dh just needs to get out of that god awful place. Can he find an intermit job? Is he the sort of person who will do anything just to bring in some money? I don't blame you for not wanting to move in with the Il's, having a baby is not the best time for that. I can see dh's point of view about going to the gp, I have no idea how his state may influence his force job but I don't think he should do anything to jeapordise that as he's so close.
Does he talk to you about how he is feeling? You sound so close to each other that it must help knowing exactly how he is feeling. Do you talk to him about how you are feeling though?
Try not to think about returning straight to work yet, there is time for something to work out before it comes to that.
Probably nothing I've said is helpful, but I am thinking of you and want to give you a big RL hug, as I can't and we probably wouldn't get our bumps together any way, i'll have to give you a virtual one.

BefnalBunny · 03/04/2007 14:41

SOH learn to talk like a pirate

Mrsjaffabiffa · 03/04/2007 14:43

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry SOH, was obviously writting that post when you told us not to be nice.

Can't do porn, not that good at it, I'm a very niaeve (sp) person,

How's your rampant rabbit? (easterbunny)

largeginandtonic · 03/04/2007 14:46

Oh the phone went it's exp (grrrrr) bet i will have cross posted now!

Mrsjaffabiffa · 03/04/2007 14:46

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
When laptops are benches God gave us for wenches,
And a sail ain't a low price to pay!
When timbers are shivered and lillies are livered
And every last buckle is swashed,
We'll abandon our cars for a shipfull of ARRRs
And pound back the grog till we're sloshed. Yo ho ....

  • Anyone see my keys?
  • Just off the coast o' Florida, matey! ARRR!
Mrsjaffabiffa · 03/04/2007 14:48

lg&t,

Oh ha, y,s that numpty still bothering you' yo ho.

ShowOfHands · 03/04/2007 14:49

No RL pregnant hugs are definitely comedy territory. I think we could just about manage to poke each other hopefully in the eye as we reached across the mounds of baby. DH would work anywhere to bring money home. And he's fit, able, fairly skilled and a damn hard worker. He will lose his paternity leave though and possibly miss Mathilda's birth. He does talk to me- incessantly- and I'm lucky that's he so open and honest about everything. He's my best friend. Do I talk to him about my feelings? Rarely. I don't talk to anybody about my feelings because I don't have any. I'm hard as nails. Sorry, being flippant, but I'm not an 'open up and deal with it' sort of person. And I'm a bit of a hippy but more pragmatic, I figure I'll be alright and I've got gingerbread and a lovely husband, what more could I want? Pragmatism, optimism etc not working this time though. I also feel- terribly- that I'm a burden. If he wasn't so worried about supporting me and the baby he might not be this stressed.

Interestingly, DH just phoned. One of the members of staff who resigned yesterday has agreed to come back if 'she keeps her nagging nose out of kitchen business and leaves J (my DH) the f* alone'- said straight to her face. Love chefs, don't mince their words.

Mrsjaffabiffa · 03/04/2007 14:50

Chef's are scary.

largeginandtonic · 03/04/2007 14:53

Oh SOH >

It will be ok, we are all here for you. My house is empty move in there for a while if you like? I can send you ther keys, nice walks along the beach and peace from it all. The birthing center just down the road is very nice too.

I saw those gingerbread bunnies in the sainsbury's magazine and thought of you SOH. I said to DH just this morning i wish i could drive so i could go and get some for SOH. Glad you saw them to AM

ShowOfHands · 03/04/2007 14:53

They're all soft really.

One of the female chefs at DH's work left to become a glamour model. There are pictures on the Internet somewhere of her covered in flour wielding a meat cleaver. Classy!

ShowOfHands · 03/04/2007 14:55

LG&T sounds blissful. Will move in tomorrow.

Sorry I moaned, shouldn't have clicked 'post'. Feel better for typing it though.

Mrsjaffabiffa · 03/04/2007 14:55

I don't think so, he is stressed because he has a huge pile of doggy doo to deal with regarding work, old and new. I bet a million, he wouldn't change you or the arrival of Mathilda for any amount of easy life. If he didn't have either of you to support what difference would it make? He would still need to earn a living, to pay rent, to eat, yes he could go back to his parents without the thought of someone else but that wouldn't really make him happy surely?

Mrsjaffabiffa · 03/04/2007 14:59

Thats exactly the point, maybe we could have a thing between us. something like.....

"IGNORE ME DO NOT REPLY, JUST NEED TO TYPE"

we could rant and rave and spill our guts, feel a bit better and thats that.

largeginandtonic · 03/04/2007 15:00

PMSL at MRSJB'S pirate rhyme.....i do love a good bit of pirate action, dh has downloaded some interesting gladiator action too. Thing is im banned from any kind of sex at the moment as it may put me in to labour. It sucks...dh looking all yummy next to me and all i can do is read a cookery book to take my mind off it

No rampant rabbits, nothing.......chocolate is nooooo substitute

ShowOfHands · 03/04/2007 15:00

I've got a tin of rice pudding stashed under my desk with a spoon in it.

Shh. The food police'll get me...

ShowOfHands · 03/04/2007 15:02

Banned from any kind of sex? There's only one kind surely? Missionary, close your eyes, think of Britain.

Is there another way?

Saw 300 the other night. That had topless toned men in it, right up your street LG&T.

Mrsjaffabiffa · 03/04/2007 15:02

I used to work with a chef, he was huge, bellied, and had a foul mouth in the kitchen, his poor staff ran a mile from him. It's like they have evil dust in their hats because as he stepped out of the kitchen he was the lovliest man EVER. He was having a tough time too actually, his kids grew up with my dh and they were very pennieless, would you believe they then won 6.8million on the lottery.

Off on the school run.

largeginandtonic · 03/04/2007 15:03

Are you laughing at me yet????

Well its all right for you lot, sex morning noon and night if you choose

AM is sending me some KK's, they will possibly come close to substitution.

largeginandtonic · 03/04/2007 15:05

Come to think of it i have seen a sketch with a dodgy chef, hat on and wooden spoon in hand.....hysterical

Taking your mind of it yet SOH? Am emailing you too

ShowOfHands · 03/04/2007 15:10

Sterling effort LG&T.

Is it 36 weeks you're hanging on for? Can we expect reports in the Plymouth Prattler post-36 weeks that a heavily pregnant and dangling woman called 999 because her waters were leaking and she'd somehow got her knicker elastic caught on the chandelier. Husband N commented 'we were just spring cleaning'?

aprilmeadow · 03/04/2007 15:23

you really do make me chuckle with some of the things you come out with! thank god we all have each other!!